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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.
He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery.
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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I LOVE it!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> As a teacher, I can really relate. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Penny
Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen. --Hebrews 11:1
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That's a good one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
I'll have to tell that to my math teacher wife!
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I love it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> As a salad eating pool player I can really relate. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
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Guilt will get ya everytime.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Mickey - that was a private PM I sent you - I didn't think you would share it with the forum!!!
Just kidding - love it - will share with others.
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snork. pepsi out the nose.
abiding in Him,
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Awsome!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> m
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That's good.Have to put it in the safe.
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Printed it off and showed it to my wife ( a teacher ) She loved it and is seding it to bunches of her teacher buds.
Everything you now do is something you have chosen to do. Some people don't want to believe that. But if you're over age twenty-one, your life is what you're making of it. To change your life, you need to change your priorities.
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Good stuff!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Walk softly and carry a big bore!
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