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blew coffee through my nose! it is mating season for them. nunchucks for impressing the chick turtles?
the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.
You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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NEVER MIND... THEY GOT HIM...
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May you build a ladder to the stars and climb on every rung. May you stay......Forever young
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Turtles can be trained fairly easy,... there are just some tasks that they are not really cut out to do...
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Turtles can be trained fairly easy,... there are just some tasks that they are not really cut out to do... You'd best put that can in a saddle pack on a jack rabbit. I want it still cold when it arrives.
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TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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The snappers will be up crossing the roads in their annual springtime quest to commit suicide. Nothing infuriates me more than seeing cars swerve on purpose to try to hit a turtle.
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Black Cows Matter!
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The snappers will be up crossing the roads in their annual springtime quest to commit suicide. Nothing infuriates me more than seeing cars swerve on purpose to try to hit a turtle. Ya it's about time for the big males to start moving. Them things will migrate 1/2 mile or more straight to another body of water that they have never even been to. If the bastards had wing they would probably end up belize with the damned monarcs...
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Good Thread!
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Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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