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Natural selection at work here...
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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Probably a Democrat, thinking the lions were all Disney characters, like in the Lion King...
or maybe she had Alex from "Madagascar" on her mind instead...
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dumb fuggs and dangerous creatures don't mix
My diploma is a DD214
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dumb fuggs and dangerous creatures don't mix Summed up rather nicely.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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You know there will be a lawsuit because the park didn't glue their windows shut........
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Visitors to the park are told not to leave their windows open.
"We make it so clear.," Mr Simpson added. "We put signage up everywhere that people must keep their windows closed. We hand them a slip of paper when they enter the park, I really don’t understand why people think its okay to leave windows open."
The attack is the third at the park in the past four months.
hmmmm a car window is all you need huh?
and 3rd attack in 4 months...
"Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered." ― George Orwell, 1984
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No fun until name of deceased is released. I named timothy bearpoop and shelly sharkshit, but I had something to work with. All I have here is lion king and pumba 's gas, so I'll wait.
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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The lion responsible for the attack will not be euthanized, but could be moved to a private location, Simpson told ABC News.
probably a canned hunt high fence pay for your trophy BS operation
"Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered." ― George Orwell, 1984
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Would that qualify for one of those Darwin Awards? (it ought to)..
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Remember the orca in the "news" a while back?
Again I Ask, wth is wrong w people? Drive a cork in the blow hole and sharpen up the knives.
Last edited by Archerhunter; 06/01/15.
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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Proof that Ron White was wrong. That lion fixed stupid.
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Lions and tigers nd bears and whales.
Oh my. Shoot strait.
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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Like the people I see crawling through a fence for better Bison photos at a ranch nearby, Doh!
"Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them. You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend." Isak Dinesen
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I don't want to see anyone killed , BUT...GD! would I love to have seen the look on that b1tches face the second she realized her mistake.... http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgj5gv_joe-rogan-tiger_animals
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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Justice comes in many ways.
Writing here is Prohibited by the authorities.
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Went to her grave denying any mistake. Plumb fuggin typical. C'mon, Give me a name so i got something to work with.
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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Use the clip of the encounter in Dumb and Dumber 3.
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In April, a teenager was attacked by a cheetah when he tried to cut through the park on his bicycle, What, the kid couldn't hit 70 mph in a sprint?
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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"Unfortunately, she did pass away," said Simpson Somehow the term 'pass away' just doesn't match the situation. Its like saying fiddlesticks when a griz is chewing on your leg.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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