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Natural selection at work here...


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Probably a Democrat, thinking the lions were all Disney characters, like in the Lion King...

or maybe she had Alex from "Madagascar" on her mind instead...

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dumb fuggs and dangerous creatures don't mix


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Originally Posted by rem141r
dumb fuggs and dangerous creatures don't mix


Summed up rather nicely.


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You know there will be a lawsuit because the park didn't glue their windows shut........

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Visitors to the park are told not to leave their windows open.

"We make it so clear.," Mr Simpson added. "We put signage up everywhere that people must keep their windows closed. We hand them a slip of paper when they enter the park, I really don’t understand why people think its okay to leave windows open."

The attack is the third at the park in the past four months.


hmmmm a car window is all you need huh?

and 3rd attack in 4 months...


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No fun until name of deceased is released.

I named timothy bearpoop and shelly sharkshit, but I had something to work with.

All I have here is lion king and pumba 's gas, so I'll wait.



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The lion responsible for the attack will not be euthanized, but could be moved to a private location, Simpson told ABC News.

probably a canned hunt high fence pay for your trophy BS operation


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Would that qualify for one of those Darwin Awards? (it ought to)..

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Remember the orca in the "news" a while back?

Again I Ask, wth is wrong w people?
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Proof that Ron White was wrong. That lion fixed stupid.

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Lions and tigers nd bears and whales.

Oh my.
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Like the people I see crawling through a fence for better Bison photos at a ranch nearby, Doh!


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I don't want to see anyone killed , BUT...GD! would I love to have seen the look on that b1tches face the second she realized her mistake....

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgj5gv_joe-rogan-tiger_animals


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Originally Posted by ringworm
I don't want to see anyone killed , BUT...GD! would I love to have seen the look on that b1tches face the second she realized her mistake....

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgj5gv_joe-rogan-tiger_animals

Went to her grave denying any mistake.
Plumb fuggin typical.

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Use the clip of the encounter in Dumb and Dumber 3.

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In April, a teenager was attacked by a cheetah when he tried to cut through the park on his bicycle,


What, the kid couldn't hit 70 mph in a sprint?


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"Unfortunately, she did pass away," said Simpson
Somehow the term 'pass away' just doesn't match the situation. Its like saying fiddlesticks when a griz is chewing on your leg.


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