I took the Ruckus for a spin/beer run a few minutes ago.

For the losers that don't know what a Ruckus is:





As I approach the gas station I find a group of kids and their bicycles. I says "What's up fellas?" And one of them asks if I can wheelie the Ruckus. I tell him that I cannot, but he's more than welcome to try and hand him the key.

He is dumb founded of course because I'm sure his parents are f a g g o t s. I tell him "Take if for a spin. It's just a scooter." Their eyes collectively light up and I go inside.

I come back out and these fugking idiots couldn't even get the thing started. I show them how to get it done and again their eyes light up. At this point I can't deny the poor fugkers an opportunity so I let them take turns spinning the Ruckus around the gas station. They couldn't be more happy.

Around the third kid I see a bleeder approach (masked up of course) and she says "Maybe not the best place to let kids ride that thing." I said "Yeah, I'll make a note of it thanks."

All the boys busted up laughing and we all said "Karen" in unison. LOL

Nice.

Next time let them curb hop and go over some sweet jumps with it.

I'd rather it not get destroyed.

LOL

Florida may be different, but we generally put the letter C in that word.

She was definitely a kghunt.

LOL

Kids are kids....
You done good

It is just so easy and tempting, but nope , not gonna touch it. Has to be a trap.

That’s a lunch box on wheels

I tell ya.

Fugkin' - A.

Lol great story

Should have told her to shut her McRib hole.

That's what I tell everybody.

She wasn't worthy of a McRib.

It's the end of the world,

and you went for a run of beer and pork rinds?

Damn, things are bad.

How many 12 packs can a Ruckus hold?

I'da rattle'canned that thing camo by now and tacticooled the handlebars...

Kent

Just beer.

That's an old pic.

7'ish.

Hehehe. MAGA.

With or without a 12 pack in the Col?

Genius. If you get pulled over for suspicion of DUI , just ditch it


Or do you ride the sidewalk?

Sounds like as good of an excuse as any and better than many.

Reminds of the guy that drives his riding lawn mower everywhere

Next question.

Picture of the fat girl?

Kent

Those Ruckies are supreme hunting rigs up on the mtn or out of a boat.

Lots of people are saying the country is dead (including me). This post proves that wrong. THIS IS AMERICA.

Looks like a 2 wheeled Prius, a real p hag ride for sure.

l
FIXT.

BETTER FIXT.

Didja slap her along side the head with the Super?

Gungizard,

The weight capacity stops around 400lb's.

You can look elsewhere.

LOL

Does the license plate say Flave or Deacon? Lol

LOL

CHR IST

Jag,

These are ACTUAL encounters with REAL people.

LOL

Ruckus' are seriously cool. Those kids will tell that story to all their buds. At one time I had a Big Ruckus. Got my wife a Honda ADV 150 for Christmas. That bike is very refined. You should have offered Karen a beer.

Probably doesn't pump out as much horsepower as your vibrator.

Fat hog was in a short line in the middle of the three of the 15 Items cashiers in the local HEB today. I got in the very short line at the first cashier i got to.

She says, the line starts here. You need to come over here and get in line behind me. I suppose the idea being she goes to the cashier of the three that can take her first.

Miffed me a bit and thats when I remembered Bro Col Travis. Humm, WWTD? I thot a bit and said, "You need to get on a diet."

Thanks, Col.

What’s the top speed?

It kinda varies.

But 35-40 is a safe bet.

#win

A couple years ago, the Ruckuses (Rucki?) were everywhere at UNH. I worked a bunch of road-work gigs and the damn things were everywhere.
It was just prior to classes starting and the various teams were already on campus. Looked back at one point and two BIG football guys were riding one together to get to practice. I don't know that I've ever laughed that hard

They might be the most practical scoot ever assembled.

#4realz

For a long time.

While their drinkin' 40's in front of the same gas station in 20 years.

"Remember that time the dude let us ride his Ruckus? And that Karen came along? That Dude was Cool!"

Needs a Trump flag

You have to be very secure in your manhood to ride a ruckus......

Is that thing gas or electric?


If only you were 40 years older and that thing was a trike you'd REALLY fit in in Florida.

Excellent! Could use more stories like this.

Just admit it. The only way you’d ride one is bitch.

LOL

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Join the Outlaws or Hells Angels yet?

Flavor hasn’t shown us his riding helmet yet, bro.

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She's all petro, baby.

And Flave don't ride tricycles.

Are you serious, Clark?

Crap... now I can't get the picture out of my head of Flave wearing a beanie with a propeller on top and a face diaper..... the horror....

I think aviators and a wife beater T is more appropriate.... yep, I am going with that....

Wearing a kilt while riding a Ruckus in the winter is invigorating!

Funny stuff right there...Maybe "She" would prefer them boys sitting at home playing video games...Bicycles, scooters, quads, dirt bikes, motorcycles, fast cars and trucks...seems like a natural progression.IMO

1. Ruckus

2. Crocks

3. PROFIT!!!!

I got this for my oldest daughter this Christmas.

It only took a couple days before a Karen (total stranger) informed her she should be wearing a helmet. My daughter just told her "No thanks."

LOL

“Liquor Sickle”(cycle)

Oh BS.

Did some triple ace Soviet Cosmonaut salute you after you said that to the broad?

Coconut Boy was clocked on that electric scooter doing 16mph.

And he’s 190+.

Fun stuff for the kiddos.

Flave stories are not embellished, as they need no embellishing.

Da, Comrade......da.

Nice Jai Alai hauler.
Which reminds me...I'm out

You think that Florida Karens are bad?

Our Chief of Police gets a half dozen calls a day about kids not social distancing properly.

They also drive around and watch through the glass of businesses and report to the health department.



Hows that for Karens?

Having lived there, I am not the least bit surprised.

Chop-chop.

You know Rock Creek is Karen country, right?

Lol.

The lot around a gas station seems like a perfectly reasonable placen to ride to me.

That broad secretly wanted a ride too.......a mustache ride....

That’s exactly where I was. LOL

Upstairs/Downstairs.

My wife checked The Facebooks to see if she took her concerns public.

That’s where they achieve their ultimate vengeance.

Laurie approves of your scooter.

Damn that’s a whole other level.

It's a Hiden-Hoe enclave.

Complete with their own lakes to permanently cancel you in.

(I almost bought in there years ago. Thank Gawd!)

Lol!

That's where I know her from[couldn't remember].
She's a member of the 24HR FB group!

GAHunterTom?

It's a pretty darn refined scooter. Being a 150 it has enough oomph left on 35 mile per hour roads to throttle out of trouble. It'll do fine on 55 MPH roads but doesn't have the nuts for the interstate. She has a LONG way to go in training. I want to get her a little more wheel time before I get her into a class.

Clark would have given her a "ride". Just sayin.


Clyde

That's a 530 TMAX?

Ya know, you could have escalated to a whole new level of Karen outrage if you'd broken open the 12 pack and passed out beer at that point.

My 17 year old 650 Burgman has developed a problem with its charging system and has been down for a year. I think it's probably the rectifier. I need to dig into it and see if I can get it back on the road.

I can't tell if that's your wife or daughter but one of the reasons I got the Ruckus is that it doesn't require a bike endorsement since it's only 49cc's.

You are supposed to have a driver's license but my daughter looks old enough so it's never been a problem.

My wife takes it every now and again and my youngest and I can fit on the banana seat. If I take it she says she's going with me on a "Ruckus Run."

Fun for the whole family.

I have to say I bounced the idea off myself a couple times.

LOL

Fixt.

Ask the Karen if she wants a ride (if she isn’t a big Karen), if she refuses tell her to get her bolts loosened up before she has a stroke.

Nice job Travis. Those kids will remember that.

I told them the only reason I was being so generous was because they weren’t black.

Glad to see you got the training wheels off.

That's what the locals call them around here too.
It looks like fun with or without the DUI.

These are young men you fugking retard.

Not five year olds.

Did you offer them some candy? Maybe see if they wanted to look at a box of kittens?


Maybe see the inside of your GMC conversion van?

How about UNCLE?

& told her you play a stiff shaft !

They are solid insulators against DUI’s.

I’ve heard.

“You guys ever watch Troy?”

I bought one just like that for my daughter last summer, apparently, she thought a high school graduation present demanded more consideration

She was wrong.

That thing has been a huge hit.

Got it on sale for $250.

Ride to Live
Live to Ride

Honda ADV 150

I know! ... wtf

They really are fun. I can have a good time on just about anything on two wheels.

You really went through that effort?

Has to have a motor.

I was amazed by the prevalence of those when I was in Miami last year. Guys wearing suits zipping down the main road on those.

The Good Lord equipped me with two powerful motors.

A Ruckus wont schit itself though.

Went a similar route. Got the kiddo's a Suzuki 50.







They're a hoot! One word of warning. Watch out for swarms of gnats.

Leave your genitals out of this.

That is great.

My first exposure to them was in San Diego. They were everywhere and made bar hopping even more fun than regular bar hopping.

Miami has a lot but Ft. Lauderdale banned them. LOL

In my town they could issue a dui for operating the little stand up foot scooters under the influence. I don’t know if they are even still rentable, I think the liability of public rental may have put the brakes on them... (pun intended)

Ft Laud Is a far more blue environment than Miami.

This just seemed appropriate.

Too many Yankee boomers crashing them into Walmart carts.

I just figure that she looked at the vehicle, accurately assessed that only a person with a micro penis would drive that around town, and figured that she could assert her dominance.

In all fairness, it may be short, but it's a stiff shaft !

The Ruckus is a cool little scoot!

Buddy bought a GROM a year or so ago. The thing is a blast. Not quite the smiles for everyone 9-90 machine the Ruckus is, but is a fun little bike none the less.

If I had a nickel...

So just how good is your insurance policy?

gutter mind,

It’s wheeled and motorized so most municipalities can definitely hook you up.

In San Diego I got one up to 20mph going down a big hill. I would imagine my fat ass could have put a serious dent in somebody’s BMW.

LOL

Shouldn’t you be standing in the vaccine line?

With The Duck?

LOL

I have come close more than once. The Monkey’s are cool also.

Dealer says they sell like crazy. Awful lot of cool bikes these days.

Joe Bob strikes me as a Harley guy.

Loud and slow.

LOL

Gifted liars don’t need insurance.

Duck's a front line hero, already got his, no doubt.

My understanding is that the company has to enter into a contract with the city and some cities won’t allow them.

They cause a lot of people to come unglued for some reason. The rabid anti-scooter people round them up and dump them in canals and schit.

LOL. Fugkin’ Karen’s.

The Super Cups and Trail 125s are enjoying good popularity as well. Honda knocked it out of the park with that 125 platform. The ADV 150 Scooter is presently selling for more than MSRP and dealers are selling them quickly. I suspect demand will tail off once the initial surge has passed. I got lucky and got Laurie's as a used 2021 with 1500 miles on it. I scored it for $2700. I couldn't have got her a brand new 50 for that after dealer fees, set-up, etc.

That is a smoking deal.

I don’t even want one and I’d have bought it.

What have you had it up to?

64 is tops. It pulls pretty enthusiastically into the low 50s then starts tailing off. I also bought a Yamaha SMax 155 so that we could ride together. It's a 2015 with 950 miles. I paid 1700 for it. The Smax has more balls and tops out at 76, but the Honda is far superior in every other way.

Is it pretty light? Can you load it in a pickup easily?

That's a pretty cool Flavemobile.

Momma has difficulty (64 years and artificial hip) straddling my Suzuki 500 ATV.

So I looked up the Ruckus, as a thought for her to get 100 yds to the daughter's house.

$3k ouch. She needs the exercise anyway. We will walk up.

Yeah they do not give them away.

And finding one during COVID can be a struggle.

It weighs 294. It's not too difficult to unload out of the bed, but it is a bit of a challenge to get into the bed unless I can take advantage of an incline to reduce the angle. I am exploring those hitch mounted motorcycle carriers. That way I could put two kayaks on the ladder rack, two bicycles in the bed and the scooter on the carrier. We are going to take a vacation to Weeki Wachee Springs in April, so I'll have my load plan figured out by then. This thing isn't like the Ruckus. If the Ruckus falls over there's really not much to scratch or break. This ADV 150 is loaded with plastic. Dropping it off a ramp could be expensive.

If there's anything more emasculating than golf, I think you found it buddy.

Are you referring to our friendship?

Buy one of the Harbor Frieght ramps.

They are as wide as the tail gate. Just drive it straight up.

Hear hear,

although, if I was still a drinkin' man, it would work just fine for getting the few miles to the lodge for a pizza and beer.

Cool picture, and that is almost an evil grin.

Ask Gruff to post a pic of his scooter.

You'll laugh your vagina off.

LOL

Them that judge us do so at the peril of their eternal soul.

Post a pic of your Coleman.

You broke dick loser.

LOL

#1: It's not a scooter.

#2: I'm not cavorting with AIDS ridden haitians and cubans when I go the gas station

#3: I'd sure a fugk not offer them candy to ride my "scooter"

Rather be a broke dick loser in America than live in the Dominican Republic.

"how was your day today?"

"Was ok. Some weird drunk guy made me ride his ghay azz scooter around the parking lot at the gas station. "

And here I thought it would be a knucklehead, or maybe an original Indian.

Now you two kids quit fighting..... or I will put you in time out!

I still want to see a picture the complementary fat chick that comes with every moped...

Kent

There you go Kent, callin' up ol' Hanco again.

I got the hitch mounted carrier with the longest ramp I could find at the time.
Your little scooter probably don't have all that much clearance so be sure and get a long ramped one.

I've loaded my DR200 Susuki by myself probably 25 or 30 times now and haven't scratched it yet.
I've had everything that could go wrong happen, I walk along side of the bike and power it up the ramp, it's funky when it's wet.

You gotta throw the power to it to trip the front tire chock, gotta have one with the locking tire chock. Once the tire drops into the locking chock it holds it's own well enough to tie down, absolute must have feature.
Problem with my bike is it's just long enough that the rear tire is at the very top of the ramp exactly when the front tire is climbing the chock, that can be a little tricky, I've had the ramp spit out at the last minute while I was powering over the pivoting chock. that's a really fun problem to correct by yourself.

Finding that helpful grade for loading isn't so hard to do. Get lucky and you can even find enough grade to load it "down hill", that's really cool until the back tire misses the ramp and your pushing it backwards uphill to realign.

All things said, the bike and I have survived every loading attempt unharmed.

If I had to start over, I'd buy the carrier I have now again.
My 1 1/2 ton RV might sit a bit higher than your truck but I'm sure you'll have the opportunity to enjoy similar experiences as I with your carrier.




Black Widow MCC600

Cool. Are you in a Ruckus gang and everything?

No rod holders?

Like this?




LOL

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Yeah I forget that you're afraid of people.

LOL

You've been spending too much time with Kingston.

They are in its future.

I feel like installing them may lead my daughter to believe I didn't buy the Ruckus for her...

Don't listen to Gruff. He drives all over on a scooter.

Only difference is that his cost $300 and is held together with tape.

LOL



PS-He loves golf. He's just not good at it.

Congrats on living in the GAYEST town Montana has to offer.

LOL

I couldn't afford the jacket.

That's what I am looking at.

Please, for the love of God and all that is holy, tell me neither of you wear a visor.

Meanwhile in Montana.....

You ride that thing to the cafe for a desert coffee?

'Flave wears a visor. A regular hat cramps on the bun.

You know me so well.

I figured the cooler box is for take out orders.

Trav,

Just had an Epiphany !

Girl child can be an uber eats driver on that & make you some scratch, so you can afford the Cobras !

A visor is gayer'n spandex?


Hmmm......

If you want, I can put you in touch with “The Sensei” so you can start procuring more than 2 days worth of beer per trip...

You've got it crossed up. Fat chick/moped comparison. Riding a moped is like banging a fat chick. It's a lot of fun but you wouldn't want your friends catch you doing it.

I had a Yamaha Zuma for a couple years. I used it as a pit bike when my kids were in band going to tournaments. I was surprised at how many women and a few young girls wanted a ride. It seemed like a lot of color guard moms at the time. I had to pass.

Scooters and golf.!

What next.....................lace tatting?

Ruckuses are high dollar around here. I think they are pretty cool.

Karens, a friend has a bar, her son in law manages it. They are serving out side and get lots of complaints during the day as Karens drive by and see people in the back. I guess he got called by the ABC and told he would be fined $500 if he didn't stop. He called BS and said he wouldn't send employees home at Christmas and where does he send the check. I know for sure 3 restaurants in town serving outside. They say they are having a peaceful protest and all are welcome.

Nice ride, everyone needs one.

I'd take a visor over that beehive you got strapped to your head.

LOL

The perfect choice for those without an equilibrium.

LOL

I knew you were a good dad.

Bravo.

Was that the old Zuma?

I know the newer ones are 125's now. Not sure that, that makes much sense.

Thanks, buddy.

And I agree.

Yeah, that was the 50cc Zuma. It had pretty good zip for a 50.

Boss.

Those are good scooters.

Scooters are for men that like to ride motorcycles but still want to feel the wind on their vagina

Haters gonna hate.

^^^Proper Scooter^^^

OK, Zed.

What's a Zed?

It's a Pulp Fiction reference.

Pulp Fiction is a movie by the way.

LOL

Thank you, sir.