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Originally Posted by deflave
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Laurie approves of your scooter.

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Damn that’s a whole other level.


It's a pretty darn refined scooter. Being a 150 it has enough oomph left on 35 mile per hour roads to throttle out of trouble. It'll do fine on 55 MPH roads but doesn't have the nuts for the interstate. She has a LONG way to go in training. I want to get her a little more wheel time before I get her into a class.


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Clark would have given her a "ride". Just sayin.


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Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Laurie approves of your scooter.

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That's a 530 TMAX?

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Originally Posted by deflave
I took the Ruckus for a spin/beer run a few minutes ago.

For the losers that don't know what a Ruckus is:



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As I approach the gas station I find a group of kids and their bicycles. I says "What's up fellas?" And one of them asks if I can wheelie the Ruckus. I tell him that I cannot, but he's more than welcome to try and hand him the key.

He is dumb founded of course because I'm sure his parents are f a g g o t s. I tell him "Take if for a spin. It's just a scooter." Their eyes collectively light up and I go inside.

I come back out and these fugking idiots couldn't even get the thing started. I show them how to get it done and again their eyes light up. At this point I can't deny the poor fugkers an opportunity so I let them take turns spinning the Ruckus around the gas station. They couldn't be more happy.

Around the third kid I see a bleeder approach (masked up of course) and she says "Maybe not the best place to let kids ride that thing." I said "Yeah, I'll make a note of it thanks."

All the boys busted up laughing and we all said "Karen" in unison. LOL




Ya know, you could have escalated to a whole new level of Karen outrage if you'd broken open the 12 pack and passed out beer at that point.

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My 17 year old 650 Burgman has developed a problem with its charging system and has been down for a year. I think it's probably the rectifier. I need to dig into it and see if I can get it back on the road.

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Originally Posted by PaulBarnard


It's a pretty darn refined scooter. Being a 150 it has enough oomph left on 35 mile per hour roads to throttle out of trouble. It'll do fine on 55 MPH roads but doesn't have the nuts for the interstate. She has a LONG way to go in training. I want to get her a little more wheel time before I get her into a class.


I can't tell if that's your wife or daughter but one of the reasons I got the Ruckus is that it doesn't require a bike endorsement since it's only 49cc's.

You are supposed to have a driver's license but my daughter looks old enough so it's never been a problem.

My wife takes it every now and again and my youngest and I can fit on the banana seat. If I take it she says she's going with me on a "Ruckus Run."

Fun for the whole family.


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Originally Posted by MikeL2

Ya know, you could have escalated to a whole new level of Karen outrage if you'd broken open the 12 pack and passed out beer at that point.


I have to say I bounced the idea off myself a couple times.

LOL


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Originally Posted by tndrbstr
That’s a lunch box beer rack on wheels

Fixt. wink


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Ask the Karen if she wants a ride (if she isn’t a big Karen), if she refuses tell her to get her bolts loosened up before she has a stroke.

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Nice job Travis. Those kids will remember that.


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Originally Posted by Fireball2
Nice job Travis. Those kids will remember that.


I told them the only reason I was being so generous was because they weren’t black.


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Genius. If you get pulled over for suspicion of DUI , just ditch it

Or do you ride the sidewalk?

Next question.

Glad to see you got the training wheels off. wink


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Originally Posted by deflave
I took the Ruckus for a spin/beer run a few minutes ago.
As I approach the gas station I find a group of kids and their bicycles. I says "What's up fellas?"



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It’s weird.

Lonely old harmless guy or predator?


I don't know. But when you tell them to fugk off they sure get butt hurt.
I've been doing it for almost 18 years now. Had to do it again yesterday.

I don't understand why anyone would try and speak to some kid they don't know.


PSA People That Talk to Children They Don't Know


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Originally Posted by 16bore
“Liquor Sickle”(cycle)

That's what the locals call them around here too.
It looks like fun with or without the DUI.


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These are young men you fugking retard.

Not five year olds.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Did you offer them some candy? Maybe see if they wanted to look at a box of kittens?


Maybe see the inside of your GMC conversion van?


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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Does the license plate say Flave or Deacon? Lol


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Originally Posted by MikeL2
Originally Posted by deflave
I took the Ruckus for a spin/beer run a few minutes ago.

For the losers that don't know what a Ruckus is:



[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]

As I approach the gas station I find a group of kids and their bicycles. I says "What's up fellas?" And one of them asks if I can wheelie the Ruckus. I tell him that I cannot, but he's more than welcome to try and hand him the key.

He is dumb founded of course because I'm sure his parents are f a g g o t s. I tell him "Take if for a spin. It's just a scooter." Their eyes collectively light up and I go inside.

I come back out and these fugking idiots couldn't even get the thing started. I show them how to get it done and again their eyes light up. At this point I can't deny the poor fugkers an opportunity so I let them take turns spinning the Ruckus around the gas station. They couldn't be more happy.

Around the third kid I see a bleeder approach (masked up of course) and she says "Maybe not the best place to let kids ride that thing." I said "Yeah, I'll make a note of it thanks."

All the boys busted up laughing and we all said "Karen" in unison. LOL




Ya know, you could have escalated to a whole new level of Karen outrage if you'd broken open the 12 pack and passed out beer at that point.


& told her you play a stiff shaft !


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Originally Posted by colodog
Originally Posted by 16bore
“Liquor Sickle”(cycle)

That's what the locals call them around here too.
It looks like fun with or without the DUI.


They are solid insulators against DUI’s.

I’ve heard.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Did you offer them some candy? Maybe see if they wanted to look at a box of kittens?


Maybe see the inside of your GMC conversion van?


“You guys ever watch Troy?”


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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