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I took the Ruckus for a spin/beer run a few minutes ago. For the losers that don't know what a Ruckus is: ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/nnmfQTf.jpg) As I approach the gas station I find a group of kids and their bicycles. I says "What's up fellas?" And one of them asks if I can wheelie the Ruckus. I tell him that I cannot, but he's more than welcome to try and hand him the key. He is dumb founded of course because I'm sure his parents are f a g g o t s. I tell him "Take if for a spin. It's just a scooter." Their eyes collectively light up and I go inside. I come back out and these fugking idiots couldn't even get the thing started. I show them how to get it done and again their eyes light up. At this point I can't deny the poor fugkers an opportunity so I let them take turns spinning the Ruckus around the gas station. They couldn't be more happy. Around the third kid I see a bleeder approach (masked up of course) and she says "Maybe not the best place to let kids ride that thing." I said "Yeah, I'll make a note of it thanks." All the boys busted up laughing and we all said "Karen" in unison. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Nice.
Next time let them curb hop and go over some sweet jumps with it.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
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Biden didn't win the election.
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Nice.
Next time let them curb hop and go over some sweet jumps with it. I'd rather it not get destroyed. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Florida may be different, but we generally put the letter C in that word.
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Florida may be different, but we generally put the letter C in that word. She was definitely a kghunt. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Kids are kids....
You done good
Decades of voting for the lesser of two evils has gotten us just that.....
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It is just so easy and tempting, but nope , not gonna touch it. Has to be a trap.
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That’s a lunch box on wheels
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That’s a lunch box on wheels Fugkin' - A.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Should have told her to shut her McRib hole.
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Kids are kids....
You done good That's what I tell everybody.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Should have told her to shut her McRib hole. She wasn't worthy of a McRib.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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It's the end of the world,
and you went for a run of beer and pork rinds?
Damn, things are bad.
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How many 12 packs can a Ruckus hold?
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I'da rattle'canned that thing camo by now and tacticooled the handlebars...
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It's the end of the world,
and you went for a run of beer and pork rinds?
Damn, things are bad.
Just beer. That's an old pic.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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How many 12 packs can a Ruckus hold? 7'ish.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I took the Ruckus for a spin/beer run a few minutes ago. For the losers that don't know what a Ruckus is: As I approach the gas station I find a group of kids and their bicycles. I says "What's up fellas?" And one of them asks if I can wheelie the Ruckus. I tell him that I cannot, but he's more than welcome to try and hand him the key. He is dumb founded of course because I'm sure his parents are f a g g o t s. I tell him "Take if for a spin. It's just a scooter." Their eyes collectively light up and I go inside. I come back out and these fugking idiots couldn't even get the thing started. I show them how to get it done and again their eyes light up. At this point I can't deny the poor fugkers an opportunity so I let them take turns spinning the Ruckus around the gas station. They couldn't be more happy. Around the third kid I see a bleeder approach (masked up of course) and she says "Maybe not the best place to let kids ride that thing." I said "Yeah, I'll make a note of it thanks." All the boys busted up laughing and we all said "Karen" in unison. LOL Hehehe. MAGA.
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