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I just figure that she looked at the vehicle, accurately assessed that only a person with a micro penis would drive that around town, and figured that she could assert her dominance.
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I just figure that she looked at the vehicle, accurately assessed that only a person with a micro penis would drive that around town, and figured that she could assert her dominance. In all fairness, it may be short, but it's a stiff shaft !
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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The Ruckus is a cool little scoot!
Buddy bought a GROM a year or so ago. The thing is a blast. Not quite the smiles for everyone 9-90 machine the Ruckus is, but is a fun little bike none the less.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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my daughter looks old enough so it's never been a problem.
If I had a nickel...
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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So just how good is your insurance policy?
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my daughter looks old enough so it's never been a problem.
If I had a nickel... gutter mind,
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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In my town they could issue a dui for operating the little stand up foot scooters under the influence. I don’t know if they are even still rentable, I think the liability of public rental may have put the brakes on them... (pun intended) It’s wheeled and motorized so most municipalities can definitely hook you up. In San Diego I got one up to 20mph going down a big hill. I would imagine my fat ass could have put a serious dent in somebody’s BMW. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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my daughter looks old enough so it's never been a problem.
If I had a nickel... Shouldn’t you be standing in the vaccine line? With The Duck? LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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The Ruckus is a cool little scoot!
Buddy bought a GROM a year or so ago. The thing is a blast. Not quite the smiles for everyone 9-90 machine the Ruckus is, but is a fun little bike none the less. I have come close more than once. The Monkey’s are cool also. Dealer says they sell like crazy. Awful lot of cool bikes these days.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I just figure that she looked at the vehicle, accurately assessed that only a person with a micro penis would drive that around town, and figured that she could assert her dominance. In all fairness, it may be short, but it's a stiff shaft ! Joe Bob strikes me as a Harley guy. Loud and slow. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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So just how good is your insurance policy? Gifted liars don’t need insurance.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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my daughter looks old enough so it's never been a problem.
If I had a nickel... Shouldn’t you be standing in the vaccine line? With The Duck? LOL Duck's a front line hero, already got his, no doubt.
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Miami has a lot but Ft. Lauderdale banned them. LOL
Too many Yankee boomers crashing them into Walmart carts. My understanding is that the company has to enter into a contract with the city and some cities won’t allow them. They cause a lot of people to come unglued for some reason. The rabid anti-scooter people round them up and dump them in canals and schit. LOL. Fugkin’ Karen’s.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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The Ruckus is a cool little scoot!
Buddy bought a GROM a year or so ago. The thing is a blast. Not quite the smiles for everyone 9-90 machine the Ruckus is, but is a fun little bike none the less. I have come close more than once. The Monkey’s are cool also. Dealer says they sell like crazy. Awful lot of cool bikes these days. The Super Cups and Trail 125s are enjoying good popularity as well. Honda knocked it out of the park with that 125 platform. The ADV 150 Scooter is presently selling for more than MSRP and dealers are selling them quickly. I suspect demand will tail off once the initial surge has passed. I got lucky and got Laurie's as a used 2021 with 1500 miles on it. I scored it for $2700. I couldn't have got her a brand new 50 for that after dealer fees, set-up, etc.
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The Ruckus is a cool little scoot!
Buddy bought a GROM a year or so ago. The thing is a blast. Not quite the smiles for everyone 9-90 machine the Ruckus is, but is a fun little bike none the less. I have come close more than once. The Monkey’s are cool also. Dealer says they sell like crazy. Awful lot of cool bikes these days. The Super Cups and Trail 125s are enjoying good popularity as well. Honda knocked it out of the park with that 125 platform. The ADV 150 Scooter is presently selling for more than MSRP and dealers are selling them quickly. I suspect demand will tail off once the initial surge has passed. I got lucky and got Laurie's as a used 2021 with 1500 miles on it. I scored it for $2700. I couldn't have got her a brand new 50 for that after dealer fees, set-up, etc. That is a smoking deal. I don’t even want one and I’d have bought it. What have you had it up to?
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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The Ruckus is a cool little scoot!
Buddy bought a GROM a year or so ago. The thing is a blast. Not quite the smiles for everyone 9-90 machine the Ruckus is, but is a fun little bike none the less. I have come close more than once. The Monkey’s are cool also. Dealer says they sell like crazy. Awful lot of cool bikes these days. The Super Cups and Trail 125s are enjoying good popularity as well. Honda knocked it out of the park with that 125 platform. The ADV 150 Scooter is presently selling for more than MSRP and dealers are selling them quickly. I suspect demand will tail off once the initial surge has passed. I got lucky and got Laurie's as a used 2021 with 1500 miles on it. I scored it for $2700. I couldn't have got her a brand new 50 for that after dealer fees, set-up, etc. That is a smoking deal. I don’t even want one and I’d have bought it. What have you had it up to? 64 is tops. It pulls pretty enthusiastically into the low 50s then starts tailing off. I also bought a Yamaha SMax 155 so that we could ride together. It's a 2015 with 950 miles. I paid 1700 for it. The Smax has more balls and tops out at 76, but the Honda is far superior in every other way.
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Is it pretty light? Can you load it in a pickup easily?
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I took the Ruckus for a spin/beer run a few minutes ago. For the losers that don't know what a Ruckus is: ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/nnmfQTf.jpg) As I approach the gas station I find a group of kids and their bicycles. I says "What's up fellas?" And one of them asks if I can wheelie the Ruckus. I tell him that I cannot, but he's more than welcome to try and hand him the key. He is dumb founded of course because I'm sure his parents are f a g g o t s. I tell him "Take if for a spin. It's just a scooter." Their eyes collectively light up and I go inside. I come back out and these fugking idiots couldn't even get the thing started. I show them how to get it done and again their eyes light up. At this point I can't deny the poor fugkers an opportunity so I let them take turns spinning the Ruckus around the gas station. They couldn't be more happy. Around the third kid I see a bleeder approach (masked up of course) and she says "Maybe not the best place to let kids ride that thing." I said "Yeah, I'll make a note of it thanks." All the boys busted up laughing and we all said "Karen" in unison. LOL That's a pretty cool Flavemobile. Momma has difficulty (64 years and artificial hip) straddling my Suzuki 500 ATV. So I looked up the Ruckus, as a thought for her to get 100 yds to the daughter's house. $3k ouch. She needs the exercise anyway. We will walk up.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Yeah they do not give them away.
And finding one during COVID can be a struggle.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Is it pretty light? Can you load it in a pickup easily? It weighs 294. It's not too difficult to unload out of the bed, but it is a bit of a challenge to get into the bed unless I can take advantage of an incline to reduce the angle. I am exploring those hitch mounted motorcycle carriers. That way I could put two kayaks on the ladder rack, two bicycles in the bed and the scooter on the carrier. We are going to take a vacation to Weeki Wachee Springs in April, so I'll have my load plan figured out by then. This thing isn't like the Ruckus. If the Ruckus falls over there's really not much to scratch or break. This ADV 150 is loaded with plastic. Dropping it off a ramp could be expensive.
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