The reason we don't see toilets on Star Trek starships is because of a future innovation called the Poo Transporter. The ship's computer monitors all life forms on the ship and when poo nears the end of the colon, it is transported out.

Too Boldly Go...

<it was inevitable>

And what do the do with it? No, they didn’t fling it at Klingons.

So the waste is broken down into little molecules and then they get transformed into any number of things we can use on the ship. Cargo containers, insulation, boots, you name it.

They beam it to Washington DC -
and San Francisco!

They cshit in their pants

No outhouses in the old westerns either. Jails. and all.

And why are there no seat belts?

I think these are urinals on the wall...

Poo is sent to other planets, thats where liberals originate.

So that's why Bones is bipolar,....
.... 'bout to have a brown trout ripped out of his a$$ any minute.

What is the thing that looks kinda like a garden hose reel for? Automatic ass wiper?

Just pull up to a "Starship Stop" and have at it. While there get a greasy hamburger and fries.

Just don't be tempted by the tribbles.

You know what Sulu found in Kirk's toilet?





















The captains log...

Trans-poopinism?

What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?








The both circle uranus looking for klingons.

Well I have to say Dan...you do have your shit figured out.

I haven't read of not one cowboy taking a dump in a Louis L'Amour book either. You would think they would have to at least have to pee.

Dan, I always heard the careful use of phasers made toilets unnecessary. Very careful use.

That is because when you are galivanting around the countryside being enigmatic and dangerous you don't have time for any of that shit.

Unforgiven had them

In the Utopian Collectivist Future Perfection, disgusting things like pooping will be done away with altogether. UCFP needs no toilets.

And NO, you don't have to go. Stop being disgusting.

The Green Mile had one also.

I watched a show on tv that talked about that Palace of Versailles. The stench and filth in the palace was apparently legendary. No air conditioning, no bathing, and all those courtesans in those elaborate clothes and wigs, squatting in the corners of rooms, shchitting and pissing. Supposedly it was much worse than a pig pen.

No need on Enterprise.

A deadly crises every damned week keeps them all constipated and puckered up.

Broken Trail. The "sanitary papers" scene.

Just found this....I’m skeptical.

A blocked colon is no way to go through life son.

Why do they have an anti-collision light if they go faster than the speed of light?

They don’t wanna run into chitt?

Really $hitty thread, I must say.

Dances with wolves. They just squatted in the crick.