1. Chad
2. Trey
3. Bryce
4. Colton
5. Kyle
6. Cody
7. Chip
8. Spencer
9. Kayden
10. Tad

Honorable mentions ?


Many of these per Renegade50

Cooter and Lance?

Dumbass and dekehead are common dove hunter names around here

Kayden and Dalton are top names for youngins in the arrest pics ( per local paper ).

BobBrown is as douchey as it gets buddy.

You Sky Busting Loser POS

Has always been a favorite I’ve called a few individuals


😝🦫

Trent

Bracy

Tracy (dude)


Couple more good ones

I know a guy named Tracy here. He ain't nobody you'd want to be yelling at if'n you're fond of your teeth and bones.

Who's yelling names on the dove field?

When you have Bracy out by the power pole and he’s facing you, (Tad) and birds are quartering across the field while’s staring at his phone.

You holler at your boy

Let’s not have a moment of Bi-Polarism, we’re having fun with 20 something spoiled guys in 70,000$ pickups that frequent public land dove fields.

Phuuqck Tracy, I have a shotgun

If we want to get ridiculous and lose our cheese off of the cracker, I know a guy about 6-10 350 lbs named Agnes

Hell of turkey hunter

He dove hunt?

Not that I ever remember

Waterfowl, turkey and deer

Ward
Shamus
Jenson
Van
Ketan
Angus
Drew
Wesley
Cass

Hey

I knew a county commissioner named Cass

He’d roll you off the boat ramp in an El Camino filled with 2 tons of rip rap rock in the bed

What, no

Jasper

BobbaLee




And why in heck would anyone want to go to a "crowded dove field"? Sounds as much fun as combat fishing on some rivers I know. No thank you.

Public fields for ya.


We do have 1 area and they limit fields to a max number per field or if you and a bud or 2 show up you can get a field for just the few of you.

Muffy

Buffy

Biff

Hunter...Wyatt...Butch

Wonder if some of em are yelling at their dogs?

N i g g e r...Jig a boo, Dopey, Porch Monkey

Dog names?

Might only ever see one person with a dog on these dovapollooza fields

Popular ones, from the seventies. Hall and Oates and suchlike.

Thems my thoughts on the subject too. Course we don't have a season on songbirds here anyway, Never felt I was missing out on much by not shooting birds you need 10 to a person to make a meal.

I'd hunt them if we ever get any rain to fill some dirt stock tanks. Mostly because those aren't crowded fields. I may not have the success some do there, but a couple of doves (they are tasty) would be equivalent to a couple of quail and that's enough for me sometimes.

I've ate em. They're alright but awfully puny.

I take freezie blue blocks and breast them out on the spot and toss em in a side side cooler

Dense dark, i never do the bacon thing. I fry in a skilled breaded. 5 or so is a lot, side of white beans, fried okra out of my garden, mash potatoes. Or a scoop of purple hulls.

Damn!

The mashed taters would be alright but I got no interest in the beans and okra. Last time I cooked up some doves I filleted the breast halves off the bone and fried them up. Twelve doves. Amounted to one bite per side of breast. I ate all 12 myself with no problem.

WTF would name their kid Tad?

#4...
Name with 2 C,s I was trying to remember the other day.
Colton Colston....

18 yr old Toehead...
Dumber than a tree stump.
Daddy the Toolpusher got him a job.

What a PITA to work with.
SMH....
0 retention instant brain dump type....
Moved up to drill floor in record time to roughneck.
AMF...go share your stupid elsewhere and make others life at work a living hell....
Bout week 2 on the drill floor
He dropped a spud wrench down the drill hole.
No tie off
Had it in his back pocket for some reason.
0 reason for that tool to be on the drill floor at the time.
Just keplunk down the hole.
Cease drilling ops pull pipe.
Go fishing back in hole with mag tool and the whole process doing that.
14 hr shutdown..
Lucky it didnt get jammed in the BOP somewhere.
That would have been a goat f u c k pulling that.
Cost company about 150k of lost time..
Colton wasnt making many friends that day..

Kept his job of course......
Protected species in the friends and family hiring plan...



🥴🥴🥴🥴😄😄😄

Future is coming up fast...

To a point more shooters make for a better dove shoot. I debone mine and all that's left is two small medallions of breast meat. A quick marinade in Good Seasonings Italian dressing and on the Weber charcoal with several hickory chunks soaked for a hour or so in water. Just a few minutes at a low smokey heat and they melt in your mouth. Had about 40 on the grill yesterday with a big mess of skillet fried taters/onions. Make your tongue slap your brains out.

around here dove hunting is like duck hunting.

It’s a whole production.

Yeti coolers. $25k Polaris rangers to ride the 100 yds to where you gonna hunt.

Selfies. Plenty of selfies. Gotta take selfies with the young honeys.

#yee-yee

Not much shooting. Young bucks didn’t listen to the boomers and stock up on #8 shot 10 years ago when they were 12.

#somedontlearn

Wirh several fields on state spot, you want shooters in every field.

It keeps the birds moving.

A field w no shooters.....birds go in and land.
Hundred or so birds on the ground next field over kinda sucks.

Imagine that.

Ya, should of named him Remington or Colt maybe.

Anything but Sue!!!

Ha, Songbirds, that was funny!

In China they vacuum every edible thing with fur, feathers and scales.

Landshark?

Doves are fast around here, barely got time to yell... O'er'ya... hell my wife will yell it if we are driving on the freeway and a dove flies by.

Boom Boom Sonofabitch... that's my dove hunting name... cause that's what you will likely hear from my direction... BOOM BOOM then SONOFABITCH!

Kent

Not in Tennessee! In Tennessee they hunt the big wilderness!

Aren't we due for some Tennessee deer hunting adventures soon.

Seamus! Be careful with him. His ol’ man’s a provo!

haha ... that's my timberdoodle hunting name! Them things are near impossible to hit. At least with doves you are out in the field standing around with your phone.

Doves are great practice birds. If you can fairly consistently hit doves, a pheasant is like shooting a beachball that somebody tossed in the air. lol

.....and Tractor.

LOL

#Rory

#Slummy


😂🤣

4 letter word...

Loved by few..
Hated by many....

So I'm doing something right...


Fugg your feelings is the way I roll.
Don't like it...
Do something about it and get froggy....


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Toot?

Shawntarius 😳

I can't imagine hunting close enough to someone that they could even hear me.

Blade
Lazer
Blazer

🥴😄😄😄

Pendejo

Clayton
Tyson
Bubba
Jimmy
Darrell

And [bleep] steel shot.

Seriously.

Sounds like ppl are shooting springs out of their gun.

Dove hunting is over in ca.

What do all these guys yell at each other? Are they breaking the rings off their vi-eeny cans? Running out of toilet paper?

They make you guys use steel shot for dove out their only????

Gawd, I hope so. I know I'm on the edge of my chair in anticipation.......

Largely so I can be told that 139% of all Texans hunt over corn feeders, etc, blah, blah......... It never doesn't detract from my self esteem and my faith in my primitive hunting tactics that have nothing to do with bagged corn. (watch for picture or it didn't happen demands from the Brigadier Sargent, AKA LMFAO, based on his commonly used post sign off.....)

'Tis the season, almost.

LMFAO!!!

Your sig line and your constant innuendo post references towards me.
I just breeze over em even though you been hoping I reply.

All this just screams I am soooooo rent free in your head..
Pretty obvious...

Aint even messed with you in what ? A year , year and a half???
Let alone acknowledged one of your post.
Just not been paying much attention to your obsession with me actually.
Like I plan on continuing.

Toodles......
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Oh....
And pics or it never happened!!!

"Look Randy, he's got an El frikkin' Camino - that's like the Cadillac of Cars!"

Flipboy and softballs!

prolly posting to "24 Hour Campfire" !

We just yell “…and don’t come back!!!” after the requisite three bangs. 😂

No surprises here.

Direct from the keyboard of the current Supreme Allied Commander. (in your head only) btw - how much creativity on your part did it take to move your byline to the top of your post?

Everything, but at least you get some weight in with 4s to carry for ducks.

Ever try 8’s in steel they stall and fall outta the sky at 40 yds lol

Douche Rocket is on a real tear today!!
LOL

Biffy
Skippy

What about...

Quen’darius
Tre’matina
Marquenza
Shontavius
Lil re’re
Dontabous

??

Never seen a darkie on a dove hunt.
Their 13% is ill represented with 0 out of 300 people on a field.

A good dove hunt is fun. Most of the time I hear people yelling at someone when a bunch is coming from behind them and it appears they haven't seen them. I wish I was home for my buddies hunt today.And I do like to eat them.

300 people on one field? For real?

Heard that one directed at me more than once..................



but not while shooting doves.

LOL. Only “Spanish” I speak is cuss words. 🤠

Ain't that when you and your buds lean over the fence and the ground sluicing starts?

Todd

Two black friends I grew up with would go dove hunting with me when we were kids. They loved to come over and eat supper with us afterwards.

I’d always tell them Mom was fixing fried chicken and watermelons. 🤠

you no shootin' bastard is a common phrase here

They all pull train, or just Tractor?

Can't hold a shotgun sidewise?

Hell if y’all were only down for 14 hours for a fishing job, it could have been a lot worse.

Here’s some names:

Faris - a company man I saw drop a flash light down the hole trying to look at the BOP from the rig floor during a trip after we pulled the rotating head. 7,500’ vertical with a curve landed on tens and drilled out 3 stands. Tripping to case/cement and then pick up slim tools to go back in and drill the production section.

Know what we did? Ran casing and cement and drilled ahead. Never saw that flashlight again. Cheap flashlight’s a lot different than a spud wrench, though. Those hands never let that company man live that down, either.

Company man said if he wanted to go fishing, he woulda took that hitch off and went offshore.



Jeddy - Speaking of the protected species, we had a worm hand on that rig named Jeddy that got his job because the pusher was dating his sister. Kid must have been 20 years old and weighed like 110. Nobody on the crew liked him. They were always trying to get him run off.

We’re picking up a 9 5/8” BHA one day and he’s tailing a monel in through the v-door and only had a single loop on it. They asked him if he was sure he had it and he said pick it up. Even with the elevators kicked out, that thing swung in and hit the stump. Pin threads were done. We didn’t have a spare on location so there’s this same company man out there with an angle grinder trying to re-cut the threads while we waited on another non-mag collar from town. He got them done to where he thought it was good enough and had the boys make it up and send it down hole. I kept waiting on that BHA to twist off but it never did. Pusher found out what happened and got onto the crew for letting that worm try to tail the collar in by himself.



Had a worm driller on that rig, too, but I can’t remember his name. I think it was David. Tripping pipe one day and he kicks the pumps on after racking one back with the block crowned out not screwed into anything since we were tripping with elevators. It was one of those good west Texas days where the wind was blowing about 700mph, too. My pickup was straight downwind. He covered half the location with OBM. My truck was brown from one end to the other. Then the crew that came out to clean everything scratched the paint to hell with the pressure washer hose covered in caliche dirt. XTO paid for new paint on my whole rig. Only thing they ever bought me. I can still find dried OBM under the hood if I look hard enough.

Here’s a few pictures, my truck isn’t supposed to have black wheels:

Ahhhhhh OBM. Offshore.

Top 4 oh chits....

4. Swivel packing going out on Varco top drive.

3. Mud pump pop offs weren’t plumbed anywhere. Can fug up a pump room quicker than hand can call driller on guitronics.

2. Worm shaker hand closed gates on ditch. Shakers were over running. Filled up ditch. And deck. Luckily didn’t go over kick plate.

1. Flow line came apart @ dresser sleeve under rig floor. Covered platform. And walkway and satellite platform.
Co man: did any go in the water?
Night Toolpusher: i don’t *think* so.
Co man: good deal. 😂 resumes watching Gunsmoke.

Just thought of another couple

“Devin and Dustin”

The moron twins


lol

I’ve seen 2 & 3. Except I was only on land rigs so when I saw #2, it just went all over the place from Maine to Spain. The crew was so jam up that the driller was the first one to catch it when his volume was off. Thought we were taking losses. We were. To the pad. Night hands were just down there in the change house watchin the world go by.

Man, that story about the Co man and the flow line coming apart made me remember this time we started taking gas at the shakers. Shut everything in and stopped while the gas crew came out. This co man had all the hands bring their box fans from their rooms and line them all around the porch to his trailer and hung a few sniffers out there and in his office so he didn’t have to leave his chair/tv and go to the muster point. Gas was so bad that the gas hand’s meter couldn’t read it. Pulled two vials from the shakers and couldn’t get a reading on the 2,000ppm test, the 10,000ppm test showed it around 6,500ppm.

But that co man wasn’t missing the Alabama game.