Convenience store nachos or chili cheese dogs to start with.
Good enough to risk a DUI for. Sheetz version comes to mind. 7-11’s fixings’ bar coleslaw is dubious at best.

Don't get drunk.
But Sheetz chilli cheese dogs with relish and onion, are a frequent snack.

Uber Eats...
Can't risk the popo spoiling the weekend

Should've used the sarcasm emoji

Dude ..

Spicy chicken sandwich is good too.

Grubhubs a lot cheaper than a DUI but 7/11 nachos definitely aren’t bad. Same for Doritos flavored Taco Bell tacos.

Chili burgers, Denver omelets, 7/11 red hot burrito's.... a friend told me...

I'd dig through the dumpster behind the fast food joint before eating Stop-N-Rob food, but I don't eat any of that crap.

It’d lead to too many diaper changes I reckon.

Just a big bag of cocks for you, huh?

Never heard of any that shīt before.


I like chicken thighs on the grill.

Depends on how early you get drunk! Ain’t nobody got time for all that at 2am.

The gold standard of drunk eating:

Back in the day it was White Castle hamburgers if there were any in the area or Perkin's Restaurant for a plate of "garbage Browns." The former would give you the worst gas you could imagine while both would keep you from getting too far from the toilet.

Convenience store food weren't very desired but the stores weren't as decked out in regards to food as today. If one even stopped it was to grab a Mt Dew, a candy bar, and a handful of gum in an attempt to cover the odor of an alcoholic beverage.

Then you eat a bowl of cereal and go to bed.

Waffle House. Steak, eggs and hash browns with as much shìt on them as your drunken ass can convey to the waitress.

What time do they close?

Open 24 hours.

I pity ya'll that don't have a Quik Trip franchise. They make everyone else look like a garbage dump..Cleanist gas station we have in Carolina.

Yup, or two or three..

Fancy!

There was a place like that over west 30 miles...but it closed down.

Popcorn, potato chips and top the tater!


BTW
Quick trip rocks!

LOL

I was at a Waffle House 20 years ago with a few buddies. All of us buzzed after plowing snow all night but keeping it respectful. My buddy ordered a steak well done but it came medium rare. He called the waitress over and said that he ordered it well done. She looked at it and said “well I mean I didn’t go to meat cooker school but that looks well done to me.” He wasn’t wrong but was kind of a thin dude that liked to complain about food. We ripped on him for years about that one.

Fried egg/sausage(extra sage) on a english muffin! cmon here... WTF!!

Depending on regional demographics, Waffle House can get interesting at two in the morning.

Drinking has never made me hungry. On the other hand tator tots with ketchup and Tabasco worked.

40 some years ago it was a breakfast house

I was and still well show up at the white castle .....food of the gods...

40 years ago the closest White Castle was like 400 miles away

Candy

get an air fryer. don't have to deal with tranny prostitutes at 200 AM if cook at home

Popeye’s Chicken 🐔

Been having a serious “Jones” for some for over a week.

Must resist, so I can’t drink.

I’m now pissed about both.

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The thread title said food.

The Locator says the closest one to me is over 800 miles away.

Chili cheese dog. With onions.

After White Castle and Waffle House were offered as remedies, figured it was all fair game.

That's too close. There's still a possibility you could eat there.

You may have something there.

Waffle House never closes. If they're closed then you've got bigger problems than being drunk, like the Chinese invading.

There's actually a thing they call the Waffle House index which measures the severity of natural disasters by how quick a Waffle House reopens after hurricanes. Even if they don't have electricity they'll still be open even though they can only serve a few items.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index

Japanese snack mix

Wawa sandwich or any good sub and/or pork rinds…
Menudo or chilaquiles for the coming down

1029 miles for me

Whataburger.

Waffle House was the gold standard back in the day.

Occasionally hit up a Krystals.

Pork rinds, the spicy ones

Peanut butter.

Seen one closed. Late 90’s, Woodstock GA.

Walked in and the place was a wreck. Waitress poked her head around the corner and “hollered we’re closed!”

Cook lost his schit, wrecked the place, stole all the money from the drawer and bounced.

She had called the cops and was waiting on them.

We went to the Huddle House up the road. Wasn’t the same.

At least a half a dozen times (years ago) I would come home drunk, pop a Tombstone pizza in the oven, and pass out on the couch.

And wake up with a house full of smoke and a chunk of pizza coal on the rack.

Promise you're not missing anything.

Had some as a kid living back east. Never understood the attraction honestly. Smelled and tasted like a fart before you even ate it

Onion laden paste consistency burgers on soggy buns...might as well save time and toss 'em straight into the sh.itter

Maybe missing a case of the squirts.

White Castle, hot dogs and fresh cut fries or an Italian beef sandwich.

Back when I was nineteen and hitting the bars regularly, after a good night of partying, we'd go to Sambo's. Don't think they are in business anymore but I always had steak and eggs, one of my buddies had chili cheese burgers. I loved that place but that was back in the late 70s.

Ate at one. Once.
The packaged White Castle burgers out of a vending machine,
heated in a microwave,
Are better than in store.

Don't do that scene anymore , but when I did it was Grumpy's Saloon, Grand Lake, Co for a 0200 hrs breakfast.

Two best Waffle House memories are 2am me and a buddy took two girls we were with on the way home from a party. Girl I was with literally passed out face first Into a huge plate of grits.
The other was around 2am Christmas Eve/Christmas morning and all I remember was we were drinking Jack Daniels green label and I had the smothered and covered hash browns.

Restaurants.....I remember those.

George Webb for the win.................

https://georgewebb.com/

I've made the drunken night run down to Sheetz for their personal pizza. Used to do the hot dogs (death dog's is what we called them) when the bars closed years ago in my youth.

Their nacho's are really good too.

Gets easier if you don't get drunk.

White Castle's... aka "Chateau Blanc" for the upscale folks... aka "Skillet Scabs" for the common folk... There is a reason those gas station bathrooms got repainted on a regular basis...

35+ years ago, we'd come out of the bar or club, possibly with the sun just starting to peak up & head to the doner kabab stand/cart !



Ah, fun times, BC (before children) !

Salad has never come to mind when, uh, inebriated.

I'm a 2nd hand vegetarian (gimme MEAT).

White Castle sounds racist to me, is it a White Privilege thing?
Is there a mandatory Black Castle across the street?

The ol 7-11 "Truck Stopper".

Good Lord that brings back some crazy times...

Yep. Don’t drink anymore, but when I did back in my college days, it was Mexican food, Whataburger, and Chili Cheese Dogs.

LOL. That’s when his Food Stamps or Govt EBT Card is empty.
I’m sure his Mom buys all of his diapers for him, seeing as how he’s never had a real job.

A 12 pack of crunchy tacos from Taco Bell with 4 to 5 packs of Fire Sauce on each taco. The. Best. Pig. Out. Fast. Food. There. Is.

In my humble opinion.

White castle...3,281.6 mi.... worth the drive, but a long one after a nite of drinking !

That looks delicious.


We didn't have donor kebab places back when I drank or it probably would have been a hit. And any gyro places in the 'hood would have been closed by bar time.

We ain't gots one of those.

TWELVE tacos??

In one sitting??

Impressive!

Bag of OG Doritos and a quart of sour cream.

Wasn't drinking anymore by the time I was turned on to the pelmeni place in Juneau would certainly have done the trick and appeared to be a hit with the drunks leaving the downtown watering holes at the time.

We have a local coffee shop in the grocery store anchored strip mall where one of my favored hang outs was. Many plates of steak and eggs, biscuits and gravy, and when I was pretty sure the cook wouldn't screw it up liver and onions.

If there was an after party, or we convinced a bar owner to lock the doors and have a private party, sunrise food was at Jane's Country Kitchen where one could get some huge omelettes. Once having been there even the big eaters like myself stuck with a "medium: Machaca was my favorite. We always told the newbies to order a large one, and the looks on their faces were priceless when it came out and was set in front of them. I think they used a full dozen eggs and it was stuffed full of whatever was ordered.

At home, my all time favorite was tortilla pizzas. Large flour tortilla, cooked on a comal or large fry pan, spread with some canned pizza sauce or even better was leftover homemade sketti sauce, whatever meat might be handy excluding chicken (chicken has no place on a pizza of any type). Topped with mozzarella, grated Parmesan or Romano, hot pepper flakes. If there was no sauce around it might be corn tortilla quesadillas as there was almost always some Herdez Salsa Casera around.

We are brothers.

I still on occasion will do that same order, with just as many “hot” packs of sauce per taco.

😬🦫

Chicken wings.....Mmmmmm!!!!

Jack-in-the-Box was the only thing open at 2 in the morning when the bars closed back in the day. Consumed many Super Tacos I did.

12 pack of Doritos Locos steps it up a notch, damn near into the fine dining category.

IMHO of course.

Grovers Truck stop was the go to around here before they tore it down several years ago.

Greasy eggs, bacon and hash browns at 2:00 am.

EZ Mart-- Fried burrito and taco sauce was my go to around 0300. I am thankful that was long ago ...Joe

You'll be sober by the time you get there !

Back in the day, it was Dina's restaurant in Alice tx after the Friday night dance at the VFW.

Don't you folks have any real Mexicans around there?

Find a damn taco shop and order some lenqua or cabeza tacos.

Jeebus.

Sheesh even.

Absolutely, and it’s great food!

But, they ain’t open at 2AM.

Sometimes you gotta feed your cravings for a taco.

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Ft Collins had a handful of food carts out around the bars in old town.

The gyro stand was the best. Hot gyro at 2am in the winter was killer on the walk home.

Friggen Oregon.

We didn't have that issue in SoCal.

Seems there was always one in the 'hood open to make $$$ off the drunks.

And, due to growing up around those taco shops, and having tasted Taco Hell when they first arrived in our town.............



I've never since had a craving for a Taco Hell taco...............or their "sauce"

Sheesh.

You ain’t wrong buddy… need to toss in a bean burrito or two as well tho

there was a 24hour diner off court street We would head there for 3am grits,eggs bacon and biscuits

15-20 White Castles xpickle, no ketchup. All middles,no edges or corners.






You can get em frozen in lots of supermarkets.

Usually it was a couple slices of pizza right at the bar or Sabrett hot dogs with cheese from a sidewalk vendor but the best was a chicken and bacon sandwich from one of the convince stores. Breaded chicken cutlet with bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo.

Unfortunately too much beer and pizza were often a bad combination for me, had a bad habit of not staying down. Didn’t stop me for some reason.

Happy Chef

Corned beef hash with an extra side of corned beef hash.
Two over easy eggs, hash browns and sausage gravy.

Mix.

KFC works for the following mid day.

Pork Chop Sandwich, loaded (mustard, onions, pickles)

On Mercury St. after touring "Uptown". Vu Villa to the Helsinki, and every bar in between.

Your lucky, I was tempted

Best place ever was in the 1980s Atlanta, A guy and I down for a meeting that got out of hand where headed back to the hotel but needed some food. Got off the four lane in a schetchie part of town and had 3 fried pork chops, grits, apple pie and biscuits

Anyone ever ate canned Beverly Sausage? I saw comments on Youtube about people growing up with the stuff, and some considered it a treat as a kid.

But the reviewers and newcomers mostly called it dog food.

I'm scared to try it. I got curious because the grocery store always has an end cap completely stocked with it, and always has my entire life.

Cock on your mind, means you enjoy cock in your mouth.

Never heard of it so I looked it up...


What F'n reservation do you live on??

lol

This ^^

kwg

Back in my party hearty days we would stop at the convenience store on the way home and get those foot long Slim Jims to make Slim Jim omelets. Pretty gross. Orange oil oozes out of them when you heat them up.

I used to love Slim Jim's as kid. Now just looking at one makes me want to gag.

Been there done that myself ..and the hot sauce of theirs has the best flavor imo ....BTW if they had them nacho frys back in the day...what a pig

That's quite a list of ingredients on that label.

Should work really well for 0230 drunken breakfast food.

My drunk cravings are taken care of with advanced planning.
Sweet and sour pork , fried rice and egg roll carryout.
A few oz. of speyside scotch prior to indulging and another pour with.
Cheap scotch works just fine. Dewar's White, Speyburn 10 or Famous Grouse will do.

Can't imagine why you posted this ?

R U a poof ?

LOL You already know the answer to that.

G,s pancake house little breakfast buffet spread here in clarksvegas back in the day was a pretty good feed bag at 3 30 am after the bars closed.

Some honey babies liked to eat before getting railed.
Some didnt.
Sometimes you could pick up chicks in their little chick packs at G,s if ya struck out at the bar.

Ren walks in "Sueyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

*porn music starts*

Lol

Jack in the box tacos. Whatever the F those things are made of are tasty when a bit lit. What ARE they made of!?

As usual, you commies don’t post the whole posting you are quoting, so you can spin it out of its original context, because you’re not a man at all, even when having a screen to hide behind.

Here’s the original, since you don’t have the balls to post all of it.



And you also posted your altered posting above in another thread, a thread the posting wasn't even in, which further proves what a loser you are.

Maybe yankees don't have it. But any Ingles in the south has had it for 50 years I'm sure.

Dickflection much !

Buncha meaningless drivel.

As usual, you did not answer, my very direct, question !

I shot a drunk spring bear once that was excellent eating. He'd been hitting fermented cranberries from the fall before.

That's pretty funny.

Did you walk up on it and ask if it might like something a bit stronger from your flask before whacking it??

I've seen drunk bird, a drunk guinea pig, but never a drunk bear.

I agree they’re good. With about 4 to 5 packs of their hot sauce on each taco. They deep fry the whole taco after it’s assembled…!

Jackmountain: Haven't been "drunk" (IMO!) in well over half a century - its not a "moral" thing - alcohol is just to expensive and seems a waste to me.
I would rather buy guns and ammo with my hard earned monies!
Every once in a while I do get a craving for "Chinese Food" though - none hereabouts worth buying.
I especially liked the Chinese Food from the various "Chinatowns" on the west coast when I lived and toured out there.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

Damn Fellows! When I get drunk I crave puzzy. I just try the make sure it’s not too ripe or out of date. I have been wrong. One of the downsides of being drunk.

A box with 6 RAW Steakums slices crammed between two pieces of white bread. Squirt of mustard on the slobbery edge of bread between each bite.

Achieve this by placing frozen slabs of SteakUmm mystery meat in microwave just until they lose form and are foldable. 3 more seconds and they’ll ‘bleed’.

Good thing Im not drinking this week. Sounds a little dry-heavy just thinking about it.

Swig a chug of pickle juice to tamp the demons down afterward.

Back in the day Burger King onion rings used to taste like nectar of the God's when driving home at bar time

Back when I used to partake in the grape...I would cook at home....since we don't have restaurants.


I would take a pound of bacon ends and pieces, a large onion, a green pepper a bag of hashbrowns, a dozen eggs and a bunch of cheddar cheese. Chili powder, onion and garlic powder.



A couple of times I ate the whole thing.

We get drunk yellowjackets in the fall, when overripe plums fall on the ground and ferment. They will be crawling with yellow jackets.

Those little bastids crave ME when they get all sauced up.

How yummy!

Steak-Ums!

How could I have forgotten those.

As good, if not better, than a frozen Stouffer's Creamed Chipped Beef with a good dash of Tabasco over whatever bread is in the house.

Donger need food!!

Welcome back!!!

Pretty blistered one night.

Bad hungry, maybe munchies.

Raided friends cabinets. Talk about a barren desert.

Finally found a jar of Tamales & they told me to take off the lid & nuke them.

Scarfing, burning my wips, not good, hard to eat, WTF are these things? Every body laughing their ass off.

I finally ask; who the f eats these things?

The last thing I hear before my so called friends are screaming & laughing was;

You're supposed to take the paper off first, dumb ass!

Old skidrow dinner called Ye Old Hoosier Inn back 35 plus years had something similar we called the garbage plate. Topped theirs with chili beans.

Diners around here call it a skillet scramble, only they have sane quantities of each ingredient!



lol

OH and Pfffffffttttt....

Due to being a member of the 'fire, I bought a can of Hormel Tamales.

They are single handedly one of the nastiest things I have ever put in my mouth and I've swam in pig chidt twice as a kid! (Not on purpose)

Cheap chinese. Laws yes you old fuggers remember them late night hole in the wall Mama San Papa San places with name like The Chopsticks.

The town over west had a Chinese laundry and opium den.

So...they also had Chinese food.

Dad liked the pork fried rice.

Still have a restaurant like that here local. Couple as a matter of fact been around since the 60's. This one Pops use to grab a bite at when he was a milkman for Crystal Dairy back in the late 60's. Said he could get a plate of winnies and rice covered in brown sauce with eggs for 50¢.

Same place 50+ years later owned by the grandkids now.

South of skidrow on the other side of the tracks.

Upgraded from winnies to hamburger patties.

When I was stationed in Seoul, Korea many years ago, nothing tasted better than yaki mandoo after leaving the bars. Of course when i went to FT Hood, TX and visited a Korean restaurant the yaki mandoo was completely different and no where near as good......

A sackful of Krystal hamburgers is the greatest.

i also used to hit Taco Cabana after leaving the bars........I have grown wiser since then

Not winnies or patties, but many a night brown gravy, rice, and hamburger meat (maybe a bit of onion cooked in it) was dinner at our place growing up. Usually had some sort of canned or frozen veggie on the side too. Never knew it was Chinese food, just thought of it as po' folks food.

This. Also soy and wasabi almonds. Dammit they get me every time

Chit, being married to an Asian wife, I get all kinds of, uhh, different food. Does make some kinda fried pork that is damn good; especially when liquired up a bit. Hell, at least she feeds me!

In high school it was The New Mecca for a half order of chilaquiles and a Bohemian.

So what’s the difference between Chilaquiles and migas?
I’m drunk and hungry.

To be fair restaurant bills itself as American Chinese.

I was a spoiled brat as a kid. I got tortillas with my rice n' beans.