Happy Birthday BillyGoatGruff

Of all the [bleep] I have for friends, you're probably one of my favorite, maybe sort of.

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Travis

HBD..BGG!

Freind of Travis- deduct 10 points.....

Only ten? The older I get, the more people don't hate me as much.

Travis

Exactamundo....BTDT....

Originally Posted by deflave

Only ten? The older I get, the more people don't hate me as much.

Travis

Same here, Travis. I think it's a matter of relevance.

Happy Birthday, BGG! Hope it's a good 'un.

Thanks fellas! Been a good one so far, what's not to like about a Friday the 13th?

You must be evil to have your B-Day land on tFriday the 13th.

I got your shillelagh. And no, I am not making a reference to my penis.

Travis

Better yet, my name is Jason and I was born on Friday the 13.

JFC! That is frightening...

Why are you and I the only ones on this thread? At least we have each other.

Travis

Happy B-Day!

And many, many more BGG

, and dont forget the ice cream.

Gunner

Originally Posted by ingwe

HBD..BGG!

Freind of Travis- deduct 10 points.....

Only 10 pts?

HApPy BiRthDay BGG!

Best thing about BGG?

When he speaks a few phrases in arabic, the bar clears:

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Travis

Hope it's a good one.

MUSTAFFA!!! LOL

Gunner

Happy Birthday to ya!

From one Montanan to another:

Happy [bleep]' Birthday, BGG!

Have a good one, good day to be out drinking brewski's and shooting some gophs!

Let's help everybody out with that:

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Travis

Sweet beer goggles, Travis!

I'll be sure to tip a beverage or 2 this eve. No gophers here though

, but I darned near perforated a porcupine this morning on my way to work. Woulda had him too, but I took too long loading my .44 special. Speedloaders my azz.

Originally Posted by deflave

Why are you and I the only ones on this thread? At least we have each other.

Travis

What am I..? Chopped liver??

( or just marinated liver.....? )

Originally Posted by deflave

Only ten? The older I get, the more people don't hate me as much.

Travis

The Elderly are pitied.

Happy B-day Gruff!

Originally Posted by deflave

JFC! That is frightening...

Why are you and I the only ones on this thread? At least we have each other.

Travis

TFF

Happy b-day too.

Originally Posted by ingwe

Originally Posted by deflave

Why are you and I the only ones on this thread? At least we have each other.

Travis

What am I..? Chopped liver??

( or just marinated liver.....? )

Poo-Bah is classified as a curio, or a relic. Not an actual person.

Kind of like shrapnel.

Travis

Originally Posted by HugAJackass

Originally Posted by deflave

Only ten? The older I get, the more people don't hate me as much.

Travis

The Elderly are pitied.

Happy B-day Gruff!

Hey! It's his birthday, not mine sir.

Travis

Originally Posted by tzone

Happy b-day too.

You are a wise man tzone. Notes are being taken in regards to who does, and does not post on this thread...

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Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by HugAJackass

Originally Posted by deflave

Only ten? The older I get, the more people don't hate me as much.

Travis

The Elderly are pitied.

Happy B-day Gruff!

Hey! It's his birthday, not mine sir.

Travis

With pals like you, he deserves some pity too!

Originally Posted by ingwe

Originally Posted by deflave

Why are you and I the only ones on this thread? At least we have each other.

Travis

What am I..? Chopped liver??

( or just marinated liver.....? )

well if ya have to ask.....

Thanks for all the well wishes guys. Dunno about gophers today, but beers are a given. (to wash down the cake and ice cream

)

I'm gonna use that shillelagh on something this weekend, just haven't figured out what yet.

Let's put badgers as our highest priority...

I don't like the limited numbers of replies on this thread.

Travis

Getting better.

Travis

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Better yet, my name is Jason and I was born on Friday the 13.

Gophers must die!

Happy birthday, Jason

Happy Birthday.

deflave's East End Colony squeeze says HBD also.

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday BGG. Way to ruin his day wageslve.

When are the dancing girls?

As for the b-day, congrats...

As for 'flave calling you a friend, condolences......

Better?

Yes it is. Had a video I was going to post but figured it would get it sent down to the basement.

Happy fuggin birfday.....

Since people are keeping tabs...I better post...

WINGS!!!!

Gruff! Gruff! Gruff! Gruff!

Woooooo!
Happy berfday!!

Happy B day BGG.

Ernie

yup na na naaaaaaaa

happpeeeeeeeee berfdaaaaaaeeeeeee bbg.

Make it a good one sir!

David

I am humbled by the show of goodwill. Thank you all.

Had a little kid ask me if my granddaughter could come play today. She was referencing Travis's daughter, and he is older than I, and neither of us is old enough for grandkids.

Tipping a drink in your honor at this moment!

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by tzone

Happy b-day too.

You are a wise man tzone. Notes are being taken in regards to who does, and does not post on this thread...

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Travis

Weak.. No aviators.

Originally Posted by eh76

Tipping a drink in your honor at this moment!

Thanks, me too! The glass was a present from the old lady, it's not backwards in real life.

Sweet aviators....

Originally Posted by wageslave

Better?

Now that is a gift!

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

Happy Birthday.

deflave's East End Colony squeeze says HBD also.

I would opt to stab...

Travis

Thanks, paid ten bucks for them at the abortion of a mall in Ontario, Cali a couple years ago! I only pull them out for special occasions.....

Originally Posted by Kenneth

As for the b-day, congrats...

As for 'flave calling you a friend, condolences......

One could only dream of having a friend like me...

What do you get with deflave? Unconditional love. Why? Because you'd be hard pressed to find a situation in which I could cast stones...

Travis

Stubbed my finger on the screen when I saw the bikini pic.

A Capitals fan talking schit. Good gravy...

Travis

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

I am humbled by the show of goodwill. Thank you all.

Had a little kid ask me if my granddaughter could come play today. She was referencing Travis's daughter, and he is older than I, and neither of us is old enough for grandkids.

Not 100% on that ineligibility of grandkids part.

Travis

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Thanks, paid ten bucks for them at the abortion of a mall in Ontario, Cali a couple years ago! I only pull them out for special occasions.....

I gotta get some.....

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Originally Posted by eh76

Tipping a drink in your honor at this moment!

Thanks, me too! The glass was a present from the old lady, it's not backwards in real life.

If your cock moved when you saw this picture, it does not necessarily make you gay. Aviators are just that amazing when combined with the beard of fuggin' Zeus.

Travis

Well, unless you made a trip out to RockyBoy 24 20 18 years ago....

Travis, are you:

A) Jealous of the beard?

or

B) Turned on by the beard?

Originally Posted by ingwe

Travis, are you:

A) Jealous of the beard?

or

B) Turned on by the beard?

Los dos.

Travis

DOOOOOOOOD!

WTF? It's his birthday! Gotta boost that ego!

Travis

True dat...

Think I'll grow a beard before my next birthday....

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

There we go.. Greyhound #4

Hell just getting this many people to say nice things to me has my head all swelled up.

Best drop some coin on the aviators or you will be spinning your wheels sir.

Travis

10-4

Originally Posted by Rancho_Loco

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

There we go.. Greyhound #4

LMFAO.

Travis

Happy Birthday Jackwagon...a bird [bleep] on my shoulder this morning and my day went downhill from there...hope your day was better!

Todd

My day was awesome! Yesterday sucked though.

Happy birthday, BGG!!

Very nice aviators, BTW, cheap though you profess they be...

$10 is cheap?

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Happy Birthday.

deflave's East End Colony squeeze says HBD also.

I would opt to stab

Travis

Thought you already had.

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Better?

Now that is a gift!

Travis

Dream of it tonight as you spank your dong kong.
Your welcome.

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

$10 is cheap?

well duh....

Originally Posted by BigSkyGuy

Happy Birthday Jackwagon...a bird [bleep] on my shoulder this morning and my day went downhill from there...hope your day was better!

Todd

Probably not the first bodily fluid to hit your shoulder. Be glad it was a bird.

Travis

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

My day was awesome! Yesterday sucked though.

Is it your party? And are you going to cry if you want to?

Travis

Originally Posted by DocRocket

Happy birthday, BGG!!

Very nice aviators, BTW, cheap though you profess they be...

Hey everybody! Check out Mr. High Roller. Cheap my eye!

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Happy Birthday.

deflave's East End Colony squeeze says HBD also.

I would opt to stab

Travis

Thought you already had.

If that's an insult, you're slinging it toward the wrong individual.

Happy Birthday.

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Better?

Now that is a gift!

Travis

Dream of it tonight as you spank your dong kong.
Your welcome.

I appreciate it.

My keyboard? Not so much...

Travis

I like this thread!

Originally Posted by byc

I like this thread!

specifically The fat chick?

Originally Posted by Kenneth

Originally Posted by byc

I like this thread!

specifically The fat chick?

You talking about the one in the Aviators talking chit about Caps fans?

No, the sexy fat one with the b-day cake,

The one 'flave is gonna pork tonight after 3 wine coolers....

I really like how I slipped "pork in the sentence,,,doya get it?

Happy B-day.

<<<<<<<<<WINGS say happy birthday>>>>>>>>>>

Originally Posted by Kenneth

No, the sexy fat one with the b-day cake,

The one 'flave is gonna pork tonight after 3 wine coolers....

GD it. He already did pork it, don't listen to 'flave. She's a favorite of his from the colony.
Her name is Sister Mary Ruth Sarah Hutterite chick.
She posed for him after their last "session" and I stole this off his phone.
I will concede that he hit it would again after 1 Bud Select 55.
Just wanted to be clear.
Hbd

I was gonna have wife take a sweet birthday aviator whiskey swig salute pic but she [bleep] with me and made a vid.

Literal quad shot waiting for the flash.....

Either way happy birthday BGG!

post it!

Whoo-doggies give me a minute!

"Are you you really drinking?"

WTF you think I'm doin' woman? This chit is authentic [bleep], right down to the Puma leisure suit!

Originally Posted by Mac84

Happy B-day.

It's not my birthday, but thank you sir.

Travis

Originally Posted by sgt217

<<<<<<<<<WINGS say happy birthday>>>>>>>>>>

Please do not reference eating puzzy. This is a "family friendly" thread. Thanks.

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by Kenneth

No, the sexy fat one with the b-day cake,

The one 'flave is gonna pork tonight after 3 wine coolers....

GD it. He already did pork it, don't listen to 'flave. She's a favorite of his from the colony.
Her name is Sister Mary Ruth Sarah Hutterite chick.
She posed for him after their last "session" and I stole this off his phone.
I will concede that he hit it would again after 1 Bud Select 55.
Just wanted to be clear.
Hbd

You got some [bleep]' nerve slandering me in such a fashion, sir.

I would NEVER drink a light beer. Please edit your post.

Travis

Originally Posted by SamOlson

"Are you you really drinking?"

WTF you think I'm doin' woman? This chit is authentic [bleep], right down to the Puma leisure suit!

[bleep] me runnin' ! I'm glad you married quick like.

I can compete with aviators. Aviators and a Puma Puzzy Slayer? I fold...

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by Kenneth

No, the sexy fat one with the b-day cake,

The one 'flave is gonna pork tonight after 3 wine coolers....

GD it. He already did pork it, don't listen to 'flave. She's a favorite of his from the colony.
Her name is Sister Mary Ruth Sarah Hutterite chick.
She posed for him after their last "session" and I stole this off his phone.
I will concede that he hit it would again after 1 Bud Select 55.
Just wanted to be clear.
Hbd

You got some [bleep]' nerve slandering me in such a fashion, sir.

I would NEVER drink a light beer. Please edit your post.

Travis

GD it. He already did pork it, don't listen to 'flave. She's a favorite of his from the colony.
Her name is Sister Mary Ruth Sarah Hutterite chick.
She posed for him after their last "session" and I stole this off his phone.
I will concede that he would hit it again if she still has a pulse.
Just wanted to be clear.

Hbd Billygoatgruff

Only engaged for 6 years and I only wear that chit inside the Rez Palace!

Where the hell did BGG go?

Birthday lovin'? Used to get that once a year before I got married.....grin

Finally, some decency here. Thanks WS. You are the tops.

Travis

Originally Posted by SamOlson

Only engaged for 6 years and I only wear that chit inside the Rez Palace!

Where the hell did BGG go?

Birthday lovin'? Used to get that once a year before I got married.....grin

Sometimes he strokes his beard until he has a new idea. Could be awhile...

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by tzone

Happy b-day too.

You are a wise man tzone. Notes are being taken in regards to who does, and does not post on this thread...

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Travis

Looks like he stuck an eyeball on that thing.

Are you saying BillyGoatGruff's big, black, shillelagh looks like it only has one eye?

Good morning.

Travis

Aviators.. Bloody Mary time!

Originally Posted by SamOlson

"Are you you really drinking?"

WTF you think I'm doin' woman? This chit is authentic [bleep], right down to the Puma leisure suit!

Only thing missing is a big o' chain of bling. You be stylin'.

Originally Posted by Rancho_Loco

Aviators.. Bloody Mary time!

Whoo-Hoo!

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by SamOlson

"Are you you really drinking?"

WTF you think I'm doin' woman? This chit is authentic [bleep], right down to the Puma leisure suit!

Only thing missing is a big o' chain of bling. You be stylin'.

This is the Hi-Line. We don't do tacky.

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Are you saying BillyGoatGruff's big, black, shillelagh looks like it only has one eye?

Good morning.

Travis

That stick thingee is pretty sweet. One way to get a polished pole.

What do you call a black low rider Boyota with spinners on the Hi-Line then?

Originally Posted by SamOlson

Only engaged for 6 years and I only wear that chit inside the Rez Palace!

Where the hell did BGG go?

Birthday lovin'? Used to get that once a year before I got married.....grin

I tend to fall asleep quick thereafter.......

Sweetazz vid dude!

Costner is wearing aviators on Fox News. Drink.

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

What do you call a black low rider Boyota with spinners on the Hi-Line then?

Besides bleeder "babe magnet"?

I saw one crawling up a grassy slope across from the the Town Pump on my way home yesterday evening. Drunk off its ass, made it halfway and rolled down to the bottom, funnier than hell.

Oh, wait were you talking about a car?

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by deflave

Are you saying BillyGoatGruff's big, black, shillelagh looks like it only has one eye?

Good morning.

Travis

That stick thingee is pretty sweet. One way to get a polished pole.

You need a big, veiny, hard headed pole in case you bring home more woman than you bargained for.

Which in Havre, is a very real possibility.

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

What do you call a black low rider Boyota with spinners on the Hi-Line then?

Amazing.

Travis

Sammo, you find that leisure suit at a rummage sale?

Or did your Dad have it stored up in the attic?

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Originally Posted by SamOlson

Only engaged for 6 years and I only wear that chit inside the Rez Palace!

Where the hell did BGG go?

Birthday lovin'? Used to get that once a year before I got married.....grin

I tend to fall asleep quick thereafter.......

Sweetazz vid dude!

You sure do.

Wait...wait...that's not what I meant...

Travis

Originally Posted by Kenneth

Sammo, you find that leisure suit at a rummage sale?

Or did your Dad have it stored up in the attic?

I'm going to start checking the good will store.

Travis

The cool part is, it almost fits him.

sammo's got some tassle loafers to go with that.. don't ask me how I know.

Carhartts by day...... Puma pimp suit by night.

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by deflave

Are you saying BillyGoatGruff's big, black, shillelagh looks like it only has one eye?

Good morning.

Travis

That stick thingee is pretty sweet. One way to get a polished pole.

You need a big, veiny, hard headed pole in case you bring home more woman than you bargained for.

Which in Havre, is a very real possibility.

Travis

Thanks for the heads up. I'm always ready. You forget I'm....

Big Johnson

Originally Posted by SamOlson

Carhartts by day...... Puma pimp suit by night.

Gotta be versatile on the Rez.

Originally Posted by Rancho_Loco

sammo's got some tassle loafers to go with that.. don't ask me how I know.

Got some tassles on my cowboy boots, stylin' and profilin'!

Originally Posted by SamOlson

I saw one crawling up a grassy slope across from the the Town Pump on my way home yesterday evening. Drunk off its ass, made it halfway and rolled down to the bottom, funnier than hell.

Oh, wait were you talking about a car?

"Soft target" defined.

Thanks Sam.

Travis

Originally Posted by Kenneth

The cool part is, it almost fits him.

That helps get his musk in the air.

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by deflave

Are you saying BillyGoatGruff's big, black, shillelagh looks like it only has one eye?

Good morning.

Travis

That stick thingee is pretty sweet. One way to get a polished pole.

You need a big, veiny, hard headed pole in case you bring home more woman than you bargained for.

Which in Havre, is a very real possibility.

Travis

Thanks for the heads up. I'm always ready. You forget I'm....

Big Johnson

Name changing is for yankees from Kansas. This is the men's club. We are comfortable in our own skin. Or leisure suits, whichever we wake up in.

Travis

WWJD? He'd wish he had a Puma leisure suit to go with these:

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Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Originally Posted by SamOlson

Only engaged for 6 years and I only wear that chit inside the Rez Palace!

Where the hell did BGG go?

Birthday lovin'? Used to get that once a year before I got married.....grin

I tend to fall asleep quick thereafter.......

Sweetazz vid dude!

You sure do.

Wait...wait...that's not what I meant...

Travis

First you talk about stroking his beard. I let that slide. Now this..........
Hopefully there's no "annual" Trip to the sweetgrass hills with. A tent.
Just sayin...

Actually, it's bear hunting.

And I said HE strokes his beard, not me. That would be sick.

Travis

I'm worried....

Big Johnson

Name changing is for yankees from Kansas. This is the men's club. We are comfortable in our own skin. Or leisure suits, whichever we wake up in.

Travis

Jealousy only hurts you, my friend. Or not.

Originally Posted by ingwe

I'm worried....

Can't find your walker?

Good morning.

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

Big Johnson

Name changing is for yankees from Kansas. This is the men's club. We are comfortable in our own skin. Or leisure suits, whichever we wake up in.

Travis

Jealousy only hurts you, my friend. Or not.

I've never been jealous of anything or anybody in my life.

Until that leisure suit video. [bleep].

Travis

Your pole looks much shorter than BGG, but JC still loves you.

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by ingwe

I'm worried....

Can't find your walker?

Good morning.

Travis

Can't find my Depends...

and [bleep] you....

There's a trip to the hills alright, and it's wayyyy more than "annual".

Things got so hot the other night in that tent, the city had to turn on the sprinklers...Ice all over the place...

Originally Posted by wageslave

Your pole looks much shorter than BGG, but JC still loves you.

Size only matters when you give a [bleep].

I think that's in Leviticus, or something.

Travis

Originally Posted by ingwe

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by ingwe

I'm worried....

Can't find your walker?

Good morning.

Travis

Can't find my Depends...

and [bleep] you....

Thanks ingwe!

Apache Black for murdering today?

Travis

Originally Posted by Kenneth

There's a trip to the hills alright, and it's wayyyy more than "annual".

Things got so hot the other night in that tent, the city had to turn on the sprinklers...Ice all over the place...

It is an annual trip. What do you think we are? Gay?

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Your pole looks much shorter than BGG, but JC still loves you.

Size only matters when you give a [bleep].

I think that's in Leviticus, or something.

Travis

TFF...

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Your pole looks much shorter than BGG, but JC still loves you.

Size only matters when you give a [bleep].

I think that's in Leviticus, or something.

Travis

TFF...

I'd still rather be BGG size than 'flave's. YMMV.

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Your pole looks much shorter than BGG, but JC still loves you.

Size only matters when you give a [bleep].

I think that's in Leviticus, or something.

Travis

TFF...

I'd still rather be BGG size than 'flave's. YMMV.

Dude, read the Bible!

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife even when she is fertilizing her lawn is some tight Levi jeans and occasionally glancing over at you and smiling. Yes, it could probably happen but you don't need the goddammn drama and you already have enough people that would much rather see you dead, than living. So pull your head out of your ass and stop waiting for your moment of opportunity. There are plenty of sleazy skanks drinking down at the Palace without a ring on their [bleep] finger and don't covet your buddy's big shillelagh either."

Exodus?

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

It is an annual trip. What do you think we are? Gay?

Travis

You do know that "annual" doesn't mean, "every other weekend" right?

Originally Posted by wageslave

I'd still rather be BGG size than 'flave's. YMMV.

Me too.

Dude, read the Bible!

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife even when she is fertilizing her lawn is some tight Levi jeans and occasionally glancing over at you and smiling. Yes, it could probably happen but you don't need the goddammn drama and you already have enough people that would much rather see you dead, than living. So pull your head out of your ass and stop waiting for your moment of opportunity. There are plenty of sleazy skanks drinking down at the Palace without a ring on their [bleep] finger and don't covet your buddy's big shillelagh either."

I'm trying but what if she's REALLY hot, has big hooters, says she likes how I look in camo and has a sexy mole that probably won't get in the way and it may feel like she has a tongue stud, if I'm willing.
You got to many rules. [bleep] you.

Originally Posted by Kenneth

Originally Posted by deflave

It is an annual trip. What do you think we are? Gay?

Travis

You do know that "annual" doesn't mean, "every other weekend" right?

Of course, I'm not from Wisconsin.

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

Dude, read the Bible!

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife even when she is fertilizing her lawn is some tight Levi jeans and occasionally glancing over at you and smiling. Yes, it could probably happen but you don't need the goddammn drama and you already have enough people that would much rather see you dead, than living. So pull your head out of your ass and stop waiting for your moment of opportunity. There are plenty of sleazy skanks drinking down at the Palace without a ring on their [bleep] finger and don't covet your buddy's big shillelagh either."

I'm trying but what if she's REALLY hot, has big hooters, says she likes how I look in camo and has a sexy mole that probably won't get in the way and it may feel like she has a tongue stud, if I'm willing.
You got to many rules. [bleep] you.

You're right. I'm gonna go [bleep] me.

Travis

If you need me I'll be next store on the mole.
Thanks for the Sunday School lesson.
You've been a great mentor.

Originally Posted by wageslave

If you need me I'll be next store on the mole.

Should only take a few minutes, he'll be right back...

Originally Posted by SamOlson

Carhartts by day...... Puma pimp suit by night.

Day-um, Sam!!!

My peepers did NOT need to see that vid as my eye-opener this morning... You been watchin' too much Sopranos re-runs, dood!

But I loved the technician's comment:

"Are you really drinking?" TFF!! Coffee all over my keyboard...

Originally Posted by wageslave

If you need me I'll be next store on the mole.
Thanks for the Sunday School lesson.
You've been a great mentor.

Fuggin'-A and may the Lord bless your day sir.

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Size only matters when you give a [bleep].

I think that's in Leviticus, or something.

Travis

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife even when she is fertilizing her lawn is some tight Levi jeans and occasionally glancing over at you and smiling. Yes, it could probably happen but you don't need the goddammn drama and you already have enough people that would much rather see you dead, than living. So pull your head out of your ass and stop waiting for your moment of opportunity. There are plenty of sleazy skanks drinking down at the Palace without a ring on their [bleep] finger and don't covet your buddy's big shillelagh either."

Exodus?

Travis

Naw. I think it's in Deuteriumonomy.

Originally Posted by Kenneth

Originally Posted by wageslave

If you need me I'll be next store on the mole.

Should only take a few minutes, he'll be right back...

A few minutes??? You think he's some kina circus freak or something?

I think the early-morning crowd has hit their limit on Bloody Marys and have gone back to sleep.

Me, I was up half the night attending to the "emergency" needs of the good citizens of this here county...

Originally Posted by SLM

Originally Posted by Kenneth

Originally Posted by wageslave

If you need me I'll be next store on the mole.

Should only take a few minutes, he'll be right back...

A few minutes??? You think he's some kina circus freak or something?

Must want to impress her. What a loser.

Travis

you don't know who you're playin' with, doc...

Originally Posted by DocRocket

I think the early-morning crowd has hit their limit on Bloody Marys and have gone back to sleep.

Me, I was up half the night attending to the "emergency" needs of the good citizens of this here county...

I know I have...

Gopher time.

XOXOXO,
Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by SLM

Originally Posted by Kenneth

Originally Posted by wageslave

If you need me I'll be next store on the mole.

Should only take a few minutes, he'll be right back...

A few minutes??? You think he's some kina circus freak or something?

Must want to impress her. What a loser.

Travis

[bleep] over achievers.....

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by DocRocket

I think the early-morning crowd has hit their limit on Bloody Marys and have gone back to sleep.

I know I have...

Travis

Puzzy. I'm on my second pitcher of martinis.

Originally Posted by DocRocket

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by DocRocket

I think the early-morning crowd has hit their limit on Bloody Marys and have gone back to sleep.

I know I have...

Travis

Puzzy. I'm on my second pitcher of martinis.

Do you have a license to kill as well?

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by DocRocket

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by DocRocket

I think the early-morning crowd has hit their limit on Bloody Marys and have gone back to sleep.

I know I have...

Travis

Puzzy. I'm on my second pitcher of martinis.

Do you have a license to kill as well?

Travis

Naw. It's currently suspended.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's Dos Equus.

Originally Posted by Kenneth

Originally Posted by wageslave

If you need me I'll be next store on the mole.

Should only take a few minutes, he'll be right back...

I' m baaaack.

I had to go 'flave on it.
Not purty. Good thing I had the BGG polished pole.
The less close the better.

Originally Posted by wageslave

I' m baaaack.

Sure took your sweet time, or was it just 2 hours of trying to raise enough cash?

Originally Posted by Kenneth

Originally Posted by wageslave

I' m baaaack.

Sure took your sweet time, or was it just 2 hours of trying to raise enough cash?

The 2 hours included the trip to the clinic..

Actually, she lives in the clinic,

Science experiment full time,

The after affects of a nooner with 'flave.

It was the wine coolers fault.

true story dat.....................................

He's baaaaaaack!

NON-Aviators Draaaaank! That includes you BGG.

Go Caps! Go Nats!

Originally Posted by Kenneth

Originally Posted by wageslave

I' m baaaack.

Sure took your sweet time, or was it just 2 hours of trying to raise enough cash?

Sweet is not quite the correct word for it.
Had to raw dog it.

Originally Posted by SLM

Originally Posted by Kenneth

Originally Posted by wageslave

I' m baaaack.

Sure took your sweet time, or was it just 2 hours of trying to raise enough cash?

The 2 hours included the trip to the clinic..

I'm pizzin' razor blades.....

Originally Posted by Kenneth

Actually, she lives in the clinic,

Science experiment full time,

The after affects of a nooner with 'flave.

It was the wine coolers fault.

true story dat.....................................

She was a 'flave cast off from Whitlash.
She was nice enough to give me a penicillin shot before I left her clinc.
Bless her heart.

Originally Posted by byc

He's baaaaaaack!

NON-Aviators Draaaaank! That includes you BGG.

Go Caps! Go Nats!

Hitting the vodka right now.
You don't need aviators when you have BGG shillielgh length.
'flave don't got it.

Between Whitlash and East End, I'm gettin the feeling you been here before!

No pic, but I did shillelagh a gopher today.

Yes, every year for a few days of gopher carnage.

That is awesome. Not many can say that and 'flave (as usual) has a short one that won't reach them.

'flave seems to be short on quite a few things..Just saying....

Where is he? Sleeping?

Originally Posted by wageslave

Yes, every year for a few days of gopher carnage.

That is awesome. Not many can say that and 'flave (as usual) has a short one that won't reach them.

Keeps me single... No complaints on my (admittedly short) end, and that is all that matters.

Travis

He's frickin gloating about 10mm revolvers somewhere.
Like THAT will impress wimmins on sat. Nite. Loser.

speaking of shorty the devil......

Originally Posted by Kenneth

speaking of shorty the devil......

Mom?

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

He's frickin gloating about 10mm revolvers somewhere.
Like THAT will impress wimmins on sat. Nite. Loser.

Haters gonna hate...

Travis

Is BGG on fire? Or is he just that awesome?

[Linked Image]

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

He's frickin gloating about 10mm revolvers somewhere.
Like THAT will impress wimmins on sat. Nite. Loser.

Haters gonna hate...

Travis

Yeah, you're right. Nice snag. WWJD? Say sorry. Sorry.

I think he would put in Mary Magdalene's can? Who knows?

Travis

Farted maybe?

Possibly.

Travis

If my farts were that obvious they wouldn't be as funny.

Originally Posted by deflave

I think he would put in Mary Magdalene's can? Who knows?

Travis

Wouldn't even have to buy her a drink!

Originally Posted by Rancho_Loco

Originally Posted by deflave

I think he would put in Mary Magdalene's can? Who knows?

Travis

Wouldn't even have to buy her a drink!

Exactly.

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

She was a 'flave cast off from Whitlash.
She was nice enough to give me a penicillin shot before I left her clinc.
Bless her heart.

Day-um. dood! There's about 8 people in the world that know that Whitlash even exists, and between you, me, and deflave, that leaves only 5 others...

Originally Posted by DocRocket

Originally Posted by wageslave

She was a 'flave cast off from Whitlash.
She was nice enough to give me a penicillin shot before I left her clinc.
Bless her heart.

Day-um. dood! There's about 8 people in the world that know that Whitlash even exists, and between you, me, and deflave, that leaves only 5 others...

Methinks wageslave has operated in this AOR a time or two....

But unlike ingwe, I'm sure he'd stop by for a beer some time.

Travis

Anyways, I'm busy on Gunbroker tryin' to buy a broke-down good-for-nothin pistola and I'm prolly gonna pay too much unless I leave you varmints to do whatever it is you do up there on the Hi-Line on a Saturday night, so...

Gnite.

Originally Posted by DocRocket

Anyways, I'm busy on Gunbroker tryin' to buy a broke-down good-for-nothin pistola and I'm prolly gonna pay too much unless I leave you varmints to do whatever it is you do up there on the Hi-Line on a Saturday night, so...

Gnite.

Don't get your hammer bobbed in the ordeal.

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by SLM

Originally Posted by Kenneth

Originally Posted by wageslave

If you need me I'll be next store on the mole.

Should only take a few minutes, he'll be right back...

A few minutes??? You think he's some kina circus freak or something?

Must want to impress her. What a loser.

Travis

Wankers, got my pics back from last weekend. Here's why it takes a little longer than 'flave's normal 2 min. pump and dump.
THAT is appreciation right there. Bar-b-q's for ya when your THE MAN. YMMV

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Oh my! I bet there's pink slime in that burger!

I am going to need a much larger ballpeen.

Originally Posted by byc

Oh my! I bet there's pink slime in that burger!

I'm afraid it may be in more than the burger.....

Originally Posted by SLM

I am going to need a much larger ballpeen.

I KNEW you'd be impressed. Don't even think it, she's spoken for.

She got a sister?

Wageslave

Do you hunt/shoot gunz/fish or any of that outdoorsman stuff?

Jayco

Originally Posted by logcutter

Wageslave

Do you hunt/shoot gunz/fish or any of that outdoorsman stuff?

Jayco

No, thanks for asking. What's an outdoorsman?

I knew where all your "secret spots" were from looking at Google earth.

By the way, since you brought it up, when do I get paid for knowing your "double secret, no one in the world can guess this spot" contest?

Originally Posted by SLM

She got a sister?

Yeah, but she don't cook........outside.....in an apron,
and she's to thin anyway.

Want your money for guessing my secret spot?Let me know which McDonalds you work at in Lewiston as I have to be there next week and I will pay you.....

Jayco

I feel a wrassling challenge coming... wait for it...

Kent

Originally Posted by logcutter

Want your money for guessing my secret spot?Let me know which McDonalds you work at in Lewiston as I have to be there next week and I will pay you.....

Jayco

I wouldn't expect anything less from you. You picking up cans along side the road again to save up for the trip to doolies? That sounds like a real treat.

Originally Posted by krp

I feel a wrassling challenge coming... wait for it...

Kent

TFF... yep.

I am coming this way to Lewiston..Which fast food restaurant do you work at?

Be careful who you pick on....

[Linked Image]

Jayco

Did you google earth that? Wow.

Holy schit! It's BGG's birthday again? I gotta stop drinking so much.

Travis

Originally Posted by logcutter

I am coming this way to Lewiston..Which fast food restaurant do you work at?

Be careful who you pick on....

[Linked Image]

Jayco

Are you a ratard?

Travis

I am saving this for the Elk hunting forum but will leak it out to you and see if you catch on.....

I used to log out of Bovil but this is Deary Idaho...

Recognize it?

[Linked Image]

Jayco

Slave,

Diggin' that photo of your girl. Nice.

Travis

DUH! It was on the descripton of the pic. Get a clue.

Originally Posted by wageslave

IF she's the cookout at the shootout, COUNT ME IN!

Originally Posted by deflave

Slave,

Diggin' that photo of your girl. Nice.

Travis

Thanks, she's something?

I'm not sure if she can bring her own rig, I sure as hell can't take her, my trucks only good to 8,000.

Your way to damn smart for me but if you want your money,let me know your McDonalds....

Be damn careful who you pick on....

[Linked Image]

Have a nice day.

Jayco

Originally Posted by Kenneth

Originally Posted by logcutter

Wageslave

Do you hunt/shoot gunz/fish or any of that outdoorsman stuff?

Jayco

Jayco, clearly in this picture, 'slave and his "lady" are outside. The very definition of outdoor man

And you still owe me 5 bucks too...

keep searching there spike.
hope you get enough cans picked up to make the trip.

Once again a Happy BD thread has turned into this. What is wrong with you people? This is my last post!

Be damn careful who you pick on....

I picked on you now?
LMFAO.

You still owe me money.

Originally Posted by poboy

Once again a Happy BD thread has turned into this. What is wrong with you people? This is my last post!

Hey, that's 'flave's line...

p.s. Sorry for picking on you, poboy.

Which fast food place will you be next week?

I will be there as I have to.

Your old buddy you chose to jump on....

Jayco

I don't like fast food?
How about Oscar's, I like that.

I usually order the the grilled McChicken and when you see that order,come onout and there is $5 waiting for you...

My apologies to the rest and a happy birthday to Billygoatgruff.

I am done with this for now unless wageslave grows a pair and PM's me....

Hope you had a great birthday....

Jayco

Thanks Jayco, it was awesome! All of them!

At this rate I'll be collecting SS in no time.

Jayco,

Hope you have a great birthday....

Don't question my manhood......didn't you see the girl at the bar-b-q?

You always have a beer waiting for you here in Ideeho if you ever want to wander this way.

Jayco

Logcutter, go plug your chainsaw in and cut some firewood, we are having a discussion about fat girls..

I know I stole it.

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by SLM

She got a sister?

Yeah, but she don't cook........outside.....in an apron,
and she's to thin anyway.

Thin is good!!

Originally Posted by logcutter

Your way to damn smart for me but if you want your money,let me know your McDonalds....

Be damn careful who you pick on....

[Linked Image]

Have a nice day.

Jayco

I will say this you got some nice pics there. Awesome job on those. Keep it up.

Originally Posted by SLM

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by SLM

She got a sister?

Yeah, but she don't cook........outside.....in an apron,
and she's to thin anyway.

Thin is good!!

NOT! Thin is high maintenance....

Thin can be added too...

That is true and the longer your married, the truer it is, I hear.

There your pictures numb nuts(wageslave).....Want me to post your IP address also???

I could but won't...Getting an IP address without access to the control panel on a forum is hard to do,but not impossible and very generic.

Have you ever served numbnuts?

Jayco

There your pictures numb nuts(wageslave).....

That should actually read they're instead of there.
Your welcome.

Have you ever served numbnuts?

How do you cook them?

Your IP come up the rez......Whatever that means

To quote stud....Bring up [quote][/quote] on the top panel,then take your little mouse and click between them and paste whatever you copied.If you need help on how to copy..I am here for you!!!

Jayco

You sly devil you........

You are so computer savvy, I could learn so much from you.
Thanks.

Now, how do you cook your nuts?

Mello young pup and listen to five hot chicks for Billies birthday and leave it at that!!!!!

Happy Birthday Billygoatgruff.

[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=gtcos8YhgxI[/video]

Jayco

Sweet dreams

Originally Posted by poboy

I know I stole it.

Give it back!

Travis

Dibs on the big Judd girl.

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Dibs on the big Judd girl.

Travis

You sumbeech.

While you two fight over the big ones I will take Martina.

Originally Posted by SLM

While you two fight over the big ones I will take Martina.

I'd hit it. Remember you're out cold from the ballpeen.

Originally Posted by SLM

While you two fight over the big ones I will take Martina.

While you're stuck in the butt sniffing stage with Martina, we'll be smoking Marlboro's.

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

While you're stuck in the butt sniffing stage with Martina, we'll be smoking Marlboro's.

Travis

Is "Martina" Spanish for Martin?

This would explain a few things....

Sum Beach....Can't any of you knot heads read right?

I said 5 hot chicks not 7..I left out both the Judes for a reason!

Jayco

Originally Posted by logcutter

Sum Beach....Can't any of you knot heads read right?

I said 5 hot chicks not 7..I left out both the Judes for a reason!

Jayco

Snooze you lose buddy.

Travis

Wageslave pm'd me and ask me to post this to Travis....

Jayco

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by SLM

While you two fight over the big ones I will take Martina.

I'd hit it. Remember you're out cold from the ballpeen.

you'd hit a snake if somebody would hold its head for you..

Gotta figure this ballpeen [bleep] out.

My final tribute to Billy Goat with some Travis thrown in for humor as it applies!

A late happy birthday I missed...

Jayco

Originally Posted by SLM

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by SLM

While you two fight over the big ones I will take Martina.

I'd hit it. Remember you're out cold from the ballpeen.

you'd hit a snake if somebody would hold its head for you..

Gotta figure this ballpeen [bleep] out.

Snake......not a problem. She can usually show me something new with all that experience. I am NOT worried about her head, just mine.

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Originally Posted by eh76

Tipping a drink in your honor at this moment!

Thanks, me too! The glass was a present from the old lady, it's not backwards in real life.

If your cock moved when you saw this picture, it does not necessarily make you gay. Aviators are just that amazing when combined with the beard of fuggin' Zeus.

Travis

What kind of drugs you got there? I want some of em.

I had no idea BGG and Jayco were such good friends.

Weird.

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

I had no idea BGG and Jayco were such good friends.

Weird.

Travis

Just when you thought you knew the guy.......bam, throws you a curve.

I notice WSSM gives him a fair amount of love as well.

Anyway, Happy Birthday BGG!

Travis

Yeah, I should probably take him off ignore just to see the fun, but he's an idiot.
Jayco, on the other hand, is just way to much fun. You can't make his schit up.

Happy Friday,BGG.

Hey, I can get along with everybody, I'm just that nice of a guy.

Happy friday to all!

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by Kenneth

There's a trip to the hills alright, and it's wayyyy more than "annual".

Things got so hot the other night in that tent, the city had to turn on the sprinklers...Ice all over the place...

It is an anal trip. What do you think we are? Gay?

Travis

Fixed it for ya Travis.

Clyde

Originally Posted by BLG

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by Kenneth

There's a trip to the hills alright, and it's wayyyy more than "annual".

Things got so hot the other night in that tent, the city had to turn on the sprinklers...Ice all over the place...

It is an anal trip. What do you think we are? Gay?

Travis

Fixed it for ya Travis.

Clyde

You big meanie-head.

Travis

Haaaaaaappy Birrrrrrthdaaaaay Deeeeear, BGG.......

(singing font)

Travis

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Hey, I can get along with everybody, I'm just that nice of a guy.

Happy friday to all!

Happy Friday? GFY.

Travis

Yes, HF. BTW, you have any extree Ruger sights and are you selling a roscoe? Looking for a foty-fo. Cheap like you.

GFY.

Like express sights? I show doesnt...

You be needin' a fo-fo?

Travis

A spayshul one.

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Hey, I can get along with everybody, I'm just that nice of a guy.

Happy friday to all!

Happy Friday? GFY.

Travis

In celebration I'm going to kill some of her bounty, with my shillelagh.
It looks like a dried Nancy Pelosi head, but again, I digress.
Out.

HAEDBGG

Originally Posted by Karnis

A spayshul one.

I got a Flattop and a 396 NG. What are you looking for exactly?

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Hey, I can get along with everybody, I'm just that nice of a guy.

Happy friday to all!

Happy Friday? GFY.

Travis

In celebration I'm going to kill some of her bounty, with my shillelagh.
It looks like a dried Nancy Pelosi head, but again, I digress.
Out.

HAEDBGG

Sweet! GFY!

Happy Birthday BGG.

Travis

HBD, hope its a good one!

Happy Birthday buddy!

Went down to the rez and grabbed some mortars for the celebration.

The one in the middle is called "Unleash the Beast". The squaw told me it has "9 of them, and each one is 5" round". I told the kids "Uncle Jason will LOVE that!"
[Linked Image]

GFY,
Travis

Happy berfday gruff. I made your fav pie.

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by deflave

Happy Birthday buddy!

Went down to the rez and grabbed some mortars for the celebration.

The one in the middle is called "Unleash the Beast". The squaw told me it has "9 of them, and each one is 5" round". I told the kids "Uncle Jason will LOVE that!"
[Linked Image]

GFY,
Travis

Mandatory, you have to drink a cube before you light that off.

Holy schit, this is going to rock tonight.

Thanks for the pie Dave

Originally Posted by Rancho_Loco

Originally Posted by deflave

Happy Birthday buddy!

Went down to the rez and grabbed some mortars for the celebration.

The one in the middle is called "Unleash the Beast". The squaw told me it has "9 of them, and each one is 5" round". I told the kids "Uncle Jason will LOVE that!"
[Linked Image]

GFY,
Travis

Mandatory, you have to drink a cube before you light that off.

It came with one!

Travis

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Holy schit, this is going to rock tonight.

Thanks for the pie Dave

Dave doesn't know you like I do.

I know what you really want is 9, 5" diameter tubes going off at the same time.

Happy birthday!

Travis

How come you didn't get a pic of the big red fire truck that had to come with that "beast"?

Thanks for your kind donation too. It's at the casino right now yelling, bingo.

Nice cache.

P.S. Happy Birthday BGG. I hope Logcutter shows up for it again. I miss him.

hitting the natty ice! right on!!

HEY BGG, Happy B-Day, and dont forget those fire-proof britches for tonight's festivities.

hell, a man cant be cinging his bungholio fuzz with fireworks on his B-Day for crying out loud.

Gunner

Gunner

Here's the pile the boy was admiring last night.

The guy at the rez quit early last night...

[Linked Image]

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

How come you didn't get a pic of the big red fire truck that had to come with that "beast"?

Thanks for your kind donation too. It's at the casino right now yelling, bingo.

Nice cache.

P.S. Happy Birthday BGG. I hope Logcutter shows up for it again. I miss him.

I like to spread the wealth my friend.

GFY.

Travis

Now tell the truth lizard lip........you sent some skyward last nite too, didn't you.
You better have. That's kid torture if you didn't. Have a Boyota full o'schit and not be able to light off something.

HBBGG

I think what he really wants is a catapult set up at the shore of a pond with a 20' floaty target ring set up 75 yards from shore, 15 declawed house cats with little life jackets and some kids with a paddle boat and a landing net to retrieve said cats from target zone.

But you're right, I don't know him like you do.

Originally Posted by gunner500

HEY BGG, Happy B-Day, and dont forget those fire-proof britches for tonight's festivities.

hell, a man cant be cinging his bungholio fuzz with fireworks on his B-Day for crying out loud.

Gunner

Gunner

He mismatched some of the shells and tubes last year. Some of those things going off at ground level, 10yds out, gave us a pucker factor.

But we survived, just like George Washington and that is what President's Day is all about.

Right? Right. GFY.

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

Now tell the truth lizard lip........you sent some skyward last nite too, didn't you.
You better have. That's kid torture if you didn't. Have a Boyota full o'schit and not be able to light off something.

HBBGG

He is always allowed to surprise the neighbors a few times the night of purchase. Then he practices his "It wasn't me officer" routine. He makes me so proud.

Travis

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I think what he really wants is a catapult set up at the shore of a pond with a 20' floaty target ring set up 75 yards from shore, 15 declawed house cats with little life jackets and some kids with a paddle boat and a landing net to retrieve said cats from target zone.

But you're right, I don't know him like you do.

You should be a full time comic book villain. That schit is genius!

Happy birthday buddy.

Travis

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I think what he really wants is a catapult set up at the shore of a pond with a 20' floaty target ring set up 75 yards from shore, 15 declawed house cats with little life jackets and some kids with a paddle boat and no landing net to retrieve said cats from target zone.

But you're right, I don't know him like you do.

Fixt it for you...HBD BGG!!!

LMMFAO, this beats the mortal [bleep] outta talkin' [bleep]' politics, I didnt sleep worth a flyin' [bleep] last night.

Gunner

Oh, and GFY too Travis.

Gunner

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Now tell the truth lizard lip........you sent some skyward last nite too, didn't you.
You better have. That's kid torture if you didn't. Have a Boyota full o'schit and not be able to light off something.

HBBGG

He is always allowed to surprise the neighbors a few times the night of purchase. Then he practices his "It wasn't me officer" routine. He makes me so proud.

Travis

"the cops are at the Deflave's again tonight honey."

"what else is new"?

God, I love America. Even a week early.

Be safe, you drunken bastids!

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I think what he really wants is a catapult set up at the shore of a pond with a 20' floaty target ring set up 75 yards from shore, 15 declawed house cats with little life jackets and some kids with a paddle boat and a landing net to retrieve said cats from target zone.

But you're right, I don't know him like you do.

What year or years did you do that?
That's great, but I'm with Ingwe on the "no".

TFF

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I think what he really wants is a catapult set up at the shore of a pond with a 20' floaty target ring set up 75 yards from shore, 15 declawed house cats without little life jackets and some kids with a paddle boat and no landing net to retrieve said cats from target zone.

But you're right, I don't know him like you do.

What year or years did you do that?
That's great, but I'm with Ingwe on the "no".

TFF

Fixt it further....

Originally Posted by gunner500

LMMFAO, this beats the mortal [bleep] outta talkin' [bleep]' politics, I didnt sleep worth a flyin' [bleep] last night.

Gunner

I slept like a baby knowing the self proclaimed intellects of the fire were hot on the case. Our country will be good as new by noon tomorrow.

Travis

Originally Posted by gunner500

Oh, and GFY too Travis.

Gunner

Done and done.

Travis

Yes, or we'll be to pickled with alkeyhol to notice.

Gunner

LOL, three times.

Gunner

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Now tell the truth lizard lip........you sent some skyward last nite too, didn't you.
You better have. That's kid torture if you didn't. Have a Boyota full o'schit and not be able to light off something.

HBBGG

He is always allowed to surprise the neighbors a few times the night of purchase. Then he practices his "It wasn't me officer" routine. He makes me so proud.

Travis

"the cops are at the Deflave's again tonight honey."

"what else is new"?

God, I love America. Even a week early.

Be safe, you drunken bastids!

I don't think they mention my name unless completely necessary. Sort of like, "if we close our eyes, he can't see me".

Travis

Originally Posted by gunner500

Yes, or we'll be to pickled with alkeyhol to notice.

Gunner

I full intend on getting blasted tonight. That usually makes a night end well.

And by "well", I mean horrible.

Travis

Originally Posted by ingwe

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I think what he really wants is a catapult set up at the shore of a pond with a 20' floaty target ring set up 75 yards from shore, 15 declawed house cats without little life jackets and some kids with a paddle boat and no landing net to retrieve said cats from target zone.

But you're right, I don't know him like you do.

What year or years did you do that?
That's great, but I'm with Ingwe on the "no".

TFF

Fixt it further....

The lifejackets and retrieval net are so you can re-use the ammo.

buncha goofy goofertons....

Can ya just see us all, cold beer in hand... 3-2-1-FIRE!! kachunk! Me holding my guts laughing and mocking the feline flight "WEEEEEEEEE KITTY!! WEEEEEEEE!! AHH HAAA HAAAA!!!"

Sploosh!!!

too much?

GD this thead is some funny schit. Tonight will be epic Travis, I'll have the kids start filling up the water buckets early. Now if I could train some cats to fire the mortars on each other, that would be awesome! You train cats too poobah?

I got some waterproof firecrackers? Don't drink and buy fireworks. It is GD expensive.

Travis

Is it still gruff's birthday?

I'm really glad he has such a big birthday.

It's more funner this way.

Originally Posted by northern_dave

Originally Posted by ingwe

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I think what he really wants is a catapult set up at the shore of a pond with a 20' floaty target ring set up 75 yards from shore, 15 declawed house cats without little life jackets and some kids with a paddle boat and no landing net to retrieve said cats from target zone.

But you're right, I don't know him like you do.

What year or years did you do that?
That's great, but I'm with Ingwe on the "no".

TFF

Fixt it further....

The lifejackets and retrieval net are so you can re-use the ammo.

buncha goofy goofertons....

Can ya just see us all, cold beer in hand... 3-2-1-FIRE!! kachunk! Me holding my guts laughing and mocking the feline flight "WEEEEEEEEE KITTY!! WEEEEEEEE!! AHH HAAA HAAAA!!!"

Sploosh!!!

Hell yeah! And some asian midget chicks using "unleash the beast" as a sexual apparatus? I'm with you brother.

Travis

Originally Posted by northern_dave

Is it still gruff's birthday?

I'm really glad he has such a big birthday.

It's more funner this way.

What is today? Friday? [bleep] it, who cares.

Travis

Did this birthday start in April?

PS, the midgets are going to need life jackets too.

(but you knew that)

Yeah, apparently.

At least they get to use firecrackers on birthdays up there. Down here we cain't use 'em. I imagine it's the same thing in Colorado right now, too.

Originally Posted by northern_dave

Did this birthday start in April?

What am I? A [bleep] park ranger? I dunno when that ass hole's birthday is.

But I know when the birth of the greatest nation in the whole GD world is! Today and all next week!

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Hell yeah! And some asian midget chicks using "unleash the beast" as a sexual apparatus? I'm with you brother.

Travis

Isnt it too early in the morning for deviance from deviants???

Stupid question....

Strike the record...

Originally Posted by northern_dave

PS, the midgets are going to need life jackets too.

(but you knew that)

If they're muslim midgets they get lead jackets. It's America's birthday!

Travis

PS- That was a joke so don't get offended. I would never waste lead.

Originally Posted by ingwe

Originally Posted by deflave

Hell yeah! And some asian midget chicks using "unleash the beast" as a sexual apparatus? I'm with you brother.

Travis

Isnt it too early in the morning for deviance from deviants???

Stupid question....

Strike the record...

Motion passed.

Happy 4th Poo-bah.

Travis

Originally Posted by DocRocket

Yeah, apparently.

At least they get to use firecrackers on birthdays up there. Down here we cain't use 'em. I imagine it's the same thing in Colorado right now, too.

This is a happy birthday thread. Not a "Texas is so hot you can't..." thread.

God bless,
Travis

I really did think you were a park ranger, sorry bout that.

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I really did think you were a park ranger, sorry bout that.

No problem. I get that a lot actually.

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I really did think you were a park ranger, sorry bout that.

No problem. I'm actually a fluffer.

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by DocRocket

Yeah, apparently.

At least they get to use firecrackers on birthdays up there. Down here we cain't use 'em. I imagine it's the same thing in Colorado right now, too.

This is a happy birthday thread. Not a "Texas is so hot you can't..." thread.

God bless,
Travis

Good point.

GFY.

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I really did think you were a park ranger, sorry bout that.

No problem. I'm actually a fluffer.

Travis

I had suspicions.....

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I really did think you were a park ranger, sorry bout that.

No problem. I'm actually a fluffer.

Travis

There goes BGG dreamin' his dreams again.

It's tough having a gay friend.

Travis

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I really did think you were a park ranger, sorry bout that.

No problem. I'm actually a fluffer.

Travis

TFF

You guys are going to be giggling like school girls all day in anticipation.
Have a ball.

He prefers two balls at a time, but thanks.

If you want us to wait, we will drink beer until you arrive. That's what friends do for each other.

Travis

Gruff's a hater? No Lance Armstrong for him?

Done. Thanks friend.

Keep drinking till I show.

On it.

Travis

Havre......

Wear the fox hat?

Middle of the state. 40 miles off the border. We'll wait for you as well.

Bring condoms.

Travis

I was just going to bring a firetruck, I'd have to go all the way back into town to get condoms....

Originally Posted by deflave

Bring condoms.

Travis

good stuff, right there.

TFF

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I was just going to bring a firetruck, I'd have to go all the way back into town to get condoms....

And water, LMAO

Gunner

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I was just going to bring a firetruck, I'd have to go all the way back into town to get condoms....

I got them. I'm bringing a semi. Travis has been on the Rez..........again.
Hence, the shortage.

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I was just going to bring a firetruck, I'd have to go all the way back into town to get condoms....

Firetrucks are cool. That'll work I guess.

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I was just going to bring a firetruck, I'd have to go all the way back into town to get condoms....

I got them. I'm bringing a semi. Travis has been on the Rez..........again.
Hence, the shortage.

It's like you can see my life?

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I was just going to bring a firetruck, I'd have to go all the way back into town to get condoms....

I got them. I'm bringing a semi. Travis has been on the Rez..........again.
Hence, the shortage.

It's like you can see my life?

Travis

They wouldn't believe some of the Chi-town stories, if I told them.........

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I was just going to bring a firetruck, I'd have to go all the way back into town to get condoms....

Firetrucks are cool. That'll work I guess.

Travis

I was going to fill it with baby oil because you said there would be midgets and stuff

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I was just going to bring a firetruck, I'd have to go all the way back into town to get condoms....

I got them. I'm bringing a semi. Travis has been on the Rez..........again.
Hence, the shortage.

It's like you can see my life?

Travis

They wouldn't believe some of the Chi-town stories, if I told them.........

Hey! You leave that schit alone man!

Travis

Originally Posted by northern_dave

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I was just going to bring a firetruck, I'd have to go all the way back into town to get condoms....

Firetrucks are cool. That'll work I guess.

Travis

I was going to fill it with baby oil because you said there would be midgets and stuff

Is it me, or is being sober on a Friday afternoon the dumbest [bleep] schit ever?

Travis

Originally Posted by northern_dave

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I was just going to bring a firetruck, I'd have to go all the way back into town to get condoms....

Firetrucks are cool. That'll work I guess.

Travis

I was going to fill it with baby oil because you said there would be midgets and stuff

Dude, Friday night has just been elevated.
Mosquito state is bringing the A game.
Midgets, d!cks, beer and fire. It doesn't get any better.

P.S. ok, maybe fatty midgets, but we'll make do.

Don't forget the fire truck!

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by northern_dave

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by northern_dave

I was just going to bring a firetruck, I'd have to go all the way back into town to get condoms....

Firetrucks are cool. That'll work I guess.

Travis

I was going to fill it with baby oil because you said there would be midgets and stuff

Is it me, or is being sober on a Friday afternoon the dumbest [bleep] schit ever?

Travis

Sober friday is getting really old really fast. 9 minutes and im'a change that.

Laterz!

Originally Posted by deflave

Is it me, or is being sober on a Friday afternoon the dumbest [bleep] schit ever?

Travis

Yes.

I mean...
WTF?
Sober?
Friday noon the flag drops brother.

Originally Posted by deflave

Don't forget the fire truck!

Travis

Forgot about that after the midget stiffy started.
My bad.

HF4thBGG.

Midgits must be female.

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Midgits must be female.

Midgets are female.
Trolls are male.
We don't [bleep] trolls.

HF4thBGG

I thought that was kind of assumed, like the baby oil in the firetruck.... could have gone without saying you know?

Kind of a no brainer.

I try to take as little for granted as possible...........

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

I try to take as little for granted as possible...........

We understand your pain, with your fluffer friend around.
Someone has to do it.
Sorry, but we nominated you.

Sounds good Dave.

Oh, and Dave? GFY.

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Midgits must be female.

Midgets are female.
Trolls are male.
We don't [bleep] trolls.

HF4thBGG

What if the troll is passed out and there are no witnesses?

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

I try to take as little for granted as possible...........

We understand your pain, with your fluffer friend around.
Someone has to do it.
Sorry, but we nominated you.

He has a fluffer friend? Been holding out on poor 'flave.

Love your sig line. GFY.

Travis

For ingwe's BD, I was thinking we should all chip in and get him one of those bath tubs with the door that swings out.

It's either that or William Devane's gold. Thoughts?

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

For ingwe's BD, I was thinking we should all chip in and get him one of those bath tubs with the door that swings out.

It's either that or William Devane's gold. Thoughts?

Travis

That's good. Real good. Been 3 [bleep] months and Devane is still freaking you out. Sitting here laughing while type.
Go with the passed out troll in the leopard thong. His schlong will thank you.

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Midgits must be female.

Midgets are female.
Trolls are male.
We don't [bleep] trolls.

HF4thBGG

What if the troll is passed out and there are no witnesses?

Travis

If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody there, does.............

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Midgits must be female.

You made the same statement when we were getting the " Big tanks and tiny skanks" deal going. Did you have a bad experience with a tranny midget?

You just wake up?

Good God no, but I liek clarity and hate ambiguity. Better to keep things clear and understood from the beginning. I don't what my fluffer BFF might do if a firetruck load of tranny midgits showed up to the festivities tonight.

Been lost in my Kubical.

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Good God no, but I liek clarity and hate ambiguity. Better to keep things clear and understood from the beginning. I don't what my fluffer BFF might do if a firetruck load of tranny midgits showed up to the festivities tonight.

I'll tell you what he would do................use up my semi load o' rubbers.

Originally Posted by SLM

Been lost in my Kubical.

[bleep].

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Good God no, but I liek clarity and hate ambiguity. Better to keep things clear and understood from the beginning. I don't what my fluffer BFF might do if a firetruck load of tranny midgits showed up to the festivities tonight.

I'll tell you what he would do................use up my semi load o' rubbers.

And all of Daves baby oil.

And that.

Originally Posted by deflave

Sounds good Dave.

Oh, and Dave? GFY.

Travis

You think I wont?

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by deflave

For ingwe's BD, I was thinking we should all chip in and get him one of those bath tubs with the door that swings out.

It's either that or William Devane's gold. Thoughts?

Travis

That's good. Real good. Been 3 [bleep] months and Devane is still freaking you out. Sitting here laughing while type.
Go with the passed out troll in the leopard thong. His schlong will thank you.

That creepy [bleep]! As soon as society fails, we're gonna go straight to his precious little horse ranch and that gold will be ours.

We'll spray paint "GFY" on the barn. Like Wolverines, but cooler.

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Midgits must be female.

Midgets are female.
Trolls are male.
We don't [bleep] trolls.

HF4thBGG

What if the troll is passed out and there are no witnesses?

Travis

If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody there, does.............

....dooooes the troll still know what BGG did to him? I dunno?

Travis

Originally Posted by SLM

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Midgits must be female.

You made the same statement when we were getting the " Big tanks and tiny skanks" deal going. Did you have a bad experience with a tranny midget?

I had a bad tranny experience, but it wasn't a midget. [bleep]' Pattaya Beach...

Travis

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Good God no, but I liek clarity and hate ambiguity. Better to keep things clear and understood from the beginning. I don't what my fluffer BFF might do if a firetruck load of tranny midgits showed up to the festivities tonight.

Guess who DOESN'T get to light "UNLEASH THE BEAST"?

Travis

Originally Posted by northern_dave

Originally Posted by deflave

Sounds good Dave.

Oh, and Dave? GFY.

Travis

You think I wont?

Double dog dare you.

Travis

I'm not posting pictures, so dont ask.

I spose I could draw some illustrations...

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Good God no, but I liek clarity and hate ambiguity. Better to keep things clear and understood from the beginning. I don't what my fluffer BFF might do if a firetruck load of tranny midgits showed up to the festivities tonight.

Guess who DOESN'T get to light "UNLEASH THE BEAST"?

Travis

I want pics of that big bastid going off and BGG running away with the beard on fire........

Whers the pics of the tranny midgets and BGG on fire??

Originally Posted by SLM

Whers the pics of the tranny midgets and BGG on fire??

Possibly this happened.

Haven't seen Deflave since he left with a small fattie and BGG was still drunk and mumbling something about the neighbors being pizzed that he set their junipers on fire.

P.S. flave barred gruff from lighting schit so the beard of Zeus is still intact.
Kids had a ball though, so it's all good.

Or not.

Worry not! Helluva light show, after the fireworks the northern lights even made an appearance.

[Linked Image]

Smoke grenades to keep the skeeters at bay.

[Linked Image]

OK...........all of you

GFY for not inviting me!

You have a grain bin at your house.......sweet!

When the world goes to schit and we're packing up to go steal William Devane's gold, we got the perfect hiding spot.

Looks like a good time was had.

Glad to see the beard is intact.

Hey BGG! It's my birthday buddy!

Now we can celebrate together! Bring on the Tanqueray and hookers.

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Hey BGG! It's my birthday buddy!

Now we can celebrate together! Bring on the Tanqueray and hookers.

Travis

Happy Birthday BFF! You beat me to it. I've been in the shop all morning.

Lets get LIT and tear this bish up!

What's first? Gin or hookers? Guns? Birds?

He's pretty awesome to wake up next to in a little tent.

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

He's pretty awesome to wake up next to in a little tent.

[Linked Image]

Birthday? Holy Schit Batman.
Gin and 80% Hookers for all my men.
Hope you boys are able to keep it somewhat sane.
Wish I were there.

What a beard to wake up next to.......in camo, no less.

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

What's first? Gin or hookers? Guns? Birds?

Hookers!

Travis

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

He's pretty awesome to wake up next to in a little tent.

[Linked Image]

Birthday? Holy Schit Batman.
Gin and 80% Hookers for all my men.
Hope you boys are able to keep it somewhat sane.
Wish I were there.

What a beard to wake up next to.......in camo, no less.

Hey slave! How are ya'?

Just kidding, I really don't care. It's MY birthday.

GFY.

Travis

You old ugly [bleep].

Suck on THIS white stain.

BGG,

I cheated on you last night. Sam's beard is fabulous.

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

Suck on THIS white stain.

BGG,

I cheated on you last night. Sam's beard is fabulous.

Thats just wrong dude....

Originally Posted by ingwe

Originally Posted by deflave

Suck on THIS white stain.

BGG,

I cheated on you last night. Sam's beard is fabulous.

Thats just wrong dude....

How about "Happy birthday Travis"? JFC. No love!

PS-I just installed a Shilen trigger for the first time. I think I'm in love...

Travis

It didn't mean anything. You still came back to Havre. You [bleep]. Get your free drink anywhere yet?

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

It didn't mean anything. You still came back to Havre. You [bleep]. Get your free drink anywhere yet?

Do I get free drinks?

It did not mean anything. But don't tell Sam.

Travis

Sooooooooooo....what really is the story behind the Aviators and the Hutterite girl???

Free drinks? [bleep] yeah, and make it a top shelf mofo.

It was probably a Fort Peck denizen......

Originally Posted by ingwe

Sooooooooooo....what really is the story behind the Aviators and the Hutterite girl???

He went to the Plentywood Colony but 5" wouldn't get him in.

HBD

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by ingwe

Sooooooooooo....what really is the story behind the Aviators and the Hutterite girl???

He went to the Plentywood Colony but 5" wouldn't get him in.

HBD

I think he's dodging the question....

Happy Birthday you bone chewing dog face! Is this for real? I thought you were test tube spawn? GFY and have a good one.

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

He's pretty awesome to wake up next to in a little tent.

[Linked Image]

Judging by the smiles it was a satisfying night for both of ya.

Originally Posted by ingwe

Sooooooooooo....what really is the story behind the Aviators and the Hutterite girl???

Same as any other. They see, they drop pants.

Travis

Originally Posted by Beargrease

Happy Birthday you bone chewing dog face! Is this for real? I thought you were test tube spawn? GFY and have a good one.

Even test tube spawn has a born on date. Look at Budweiser cans for evidence of this.

GFY.

Travis

Originally Posted by SLM

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

He's pretty awesome to wake up next to in a little tent.

[Linked Image]

Judging by the smiles it was a satisfying night for both of ya.

For me anyway...

Travis

Bump for BGG's Birthday! The special day that only comes once a year!

Ain't you tryin ta prematurely age an otherwise perfectly good hi-line guy?

Or is life goin by so fast that it is already April?

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Worry not! Helluva light show
[Linked Image]

Is it just me or do BGG and Flave both look extra sexy in this pic?

Yep.
Flave is looking like the guy on JAG
and BGG is just showing off the power of the beard.

With a dip goin'.

All men look better next to a Butler. ;-{>8

Vertical rivets/bolts don't match the vintage Butler design.

Maybe BGG modified it?

Ladder appears to be aftermarket as well.

snort

Originally Posted by SamOlson

Vertical rivets/bolts don't match the vintage Butler design.

Maybe BGG modified it?

Ladder appears to be aftermarket as well.

snort

Obviously not an A.I. Grain bin there.............

Just sayin'.

Airfloor Improved........

laughin'!

Maaaan, I am shootin black powder.

Happy Birthday BGG!

One more day 'til the wedding!

Travis

Without pics it didnt happen!

There will be pics of his birthday and the wedding. Best weekend EVAH!

Gophers are out in your AOR FYI.

Travis

Originally Posted by deflave

There will be pics of his birthday and the wedding. Best weekend EVAH!

Travis

Luck.

I was hoping more of you guys would come to the reception on Monday night.

Oh well.

Travis

Key word.
Monday.

Long distance loves to you.

Oops, and her.

warmin up, gonna get mobile here soon.

Man, I wish the damn midgets would show up.

Are you shed hunting today?

I'm so nervous I have to do something to occupy my mind.

Travis

Kinda, more like an armed hike. Gonna see if there's any gophers in that spot I found last week.

Gonna take an Ackley for a stroll.

Later, boys.

Have fun this weekend.

Happy Easter.

Travis

Happy Birthday BGG. Go shoot some goffers!

[Linked Image]

Bump for the best, best man EVAH!

Travis

Good news guys!

Mojohand and BGG have the same birthday! Happy birthday fellas!

Celebration will take place at the Icebreaker.

Travis

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

Happy B-Day!

+1

Snake

I haven't been sober for a year now, celebrating this f-ing birthday.
Oh well.
HBD, let's drink to the beard.

Did we miss the real birthday on the 13th?

Go back to sleep.

Sleep?
I'm going on an evening turkey plucking...to celebrate.
GFY.

SWEEEEEET! Its BGGs Birthday again!

We missed Flave's two week wedding anniversary. Pluck one fer me.:)

Be careful, I hear they can do a lot of damage with their peckers.

Originally Posted by wageslave

Did we miss the real birthday on the 13th?

Yes you did. Because you weren't at the Icebreaker you [bleep]!

Travis

Happy Birthday Buddy!

Travis

Well...I did try and drink like a good Father DeFlave disciple on Saturday night....does that score any?

Originally Posted by wageslave

Well...I did try and drink like a good Father DeFlave disciple on Saturday night....does that score any?

SURPRISE?

Travis

Thanks for the well wishes everybody.

Toast, I'm 500 years old today.

It's almost my birthday, but don't tell anyone.
I'm gonna get myself a 250ai barrel. 1:8. Pencil. 21".
I deserve one.
Oh, I'm planning to hit the Whitefish scenic bar tour with Ace.
He scores nightly, I guess, so I'm gonna bonk one. You know, the fat castoff.
He's got standards......

Stay away from the Blue Moon in Columbia Falls.

Ace says it's a dangerous biker bar.

Merry almost birthday!

Originally Posted by wageslave

It's almost my birthday, but don't tell anyone.
I'm gonna get myself a 250ai barrel. 1:8. Pencil. 21".
I deserve one.
Oh, I'm planning to hit the Whitefish scenic bar tour with Ace.
He scores nightly, I guess, so I'm gonna bonk one. You know, the fat castoff.
He's got standards......

Go standard.

Ask Ace for some 'sitting down to piss' tips. He says it's all the rage with the girls these days.

Good morning and Happy B-Day.

Travis

Happy Birthday BGG!

Im gonna be in your AO this weekend!

Killing gophs!

Originally Posted by ingwe

Happy Birthday BGG!

Im gonna be in your AO this weekend!

Killing gophs!

We expect an invite...

Travis

Originally Posted by ingwe

Happy Birthday BGG!

Im gonna be in your AO this weekend!

Killing gophs!

Nice.

When do you and VarmintGay leave?

Have fun.

You'll notice that ingwe will not hang out with BGG and I. I guess herpes is a game changer for the prudish.

Travis

He's afraid.

Originally Posted by wageslave

He's afraid.

This man avoids BGG and I. And you know what? It hurts. (TWSS)

Travis

longest damn birfday in history....something smells..........

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

He's afraid.

This man avoids BGG and I. And you know what? It hurts. (TWSS)

Travis

Words can hurt too....

just sayin'....

Im gonna hafta file an Environmental Impact Statement before I go....Im gonna put so much lead in the ground on the Hi-line

Zeus makes his own rules.......

starting to stink...............

Originally Posted by ingwe

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

He's afraid.

This man avoids BGG and I. And you know what? It hurts. (TWSS)

Travis

Words can hurt too....

just sayin'....

Im gonna hafta file an Environmental Impact Statement before I go....Im gonna put so much lead in the ground on the Hi-line

Ok Poobah.
Full disclosure.
I'm going to the Sweetgrass in May.
I'm not afraid of the dynamic duo.......by all my murdering partners are.

I look forward to a PM so we can meet up and smoke some beers!

hint

I just got home from BGGs AO, goph shooting was slow, weather turning lousy...home again.....will try in May when the pups are up...

BGG pulled the the purty red ribbon off the package last night.............
SURPRISE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLY GOAT GRUFF!
You Aced that [bleep]....HARD.

Happy Birthday to my best friend ever!

Keep your [bleep] hands in your pockets.

Travis

I've always been afraid to pull that cord and [bleep] my garage door.........

I think I'll pull Dave"s.........

Uh-oh.

Thanks gents!

[bleep] that POS garage door anyways.

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Thanks gents!

[bleep] that POS garage door anyways.

"Mongo like cord..."

Dave

Happy birthday aalf!

I will drink extra.

Travis

That time of year again folks! Raise your glass!

Happy birthday Gruff.

Clark

Happy Birthday hoors.....

He is one good lookin' bearded woman.

Dave

Originally Posted by deflave

Of all the [bleep] I have for friends, you're probably one of my favorite, maybe sort of.

[Linked Image]

Travis

Did he beat that critter to day-eth?

Happy BD, BGG!!

HBD BGG!

HBD aalf!

What Ingwe said.

^^That^^

Happy BD BGG.

The midget stripers are on the way.

Originally Posted by deflave

That time of year again folks! Raise your glass!

Happy birthday Gruff.

Clark

Perfect timing.

Happy B-Day cuzzin!

Happy Birthday to the Great Caped Gruffalo!

Take a day off from babysitting Clark and enjoy some Hi-Life (this time of year you'll probably have warm them up a bit to get them to room temp....).

AGAIN!!?? Dang!

Gruff's B-Day shot.

1 oz Baileys

1 oz JD
(or any other whiskey)

In the same shot glass.

BOOM!

(then chug a nice light beer)

Makes my dick hard:

urp

to the light beer

Originally Posted by deflave

Makes my dick hard:

Yep, likewise pard.

laughing

Happy B-day gruff.

HBD BGG

HB!

BD

Birthday boy must be face down and ass up.

Clark

[quote=deflave]Birthday boy must be face down and ass up/quote]

Hopefully he didn't do so in Ace's AO.

Happy Birthday and bottoms up big man

Is it just me, or does this "happy Birthday" thread start in April 2012 - but we're wishing him HBD in December?

but HBD anyways, BGG, whenever it is

Originally Posted by tex_n_cal

Is it just me, or does this "happy Birthday" thread start in April 2012 - but we're wishing him HBD in December?

but HBD anyways, BGG, whenever it is

I wondered the same.

Happy Belated BD anyway BGG.

Maybe I'll make it up to the hi-line sometime and have a chance to meet up.

Holy schit it's Gruff's birthday again!

I'm gonna get drunk on Thursday too!

Clark

Originally Posted by deflave

Holy schit it's Gruff's birthday again!

I'm gonna get drunk on Thursday too!

Clark

AND you'll get to give BGG another spanking!

Where is aalf by the way?

Dave

Another of daives aprul fouls prancs.

Lucky us boys and girls.

This year Ol' Gruff's special day landed on a Friday.

Cheers!

Dave

Happy Birthday BGG ! How is that cool Ram truck treating you ? E

He loves it E.

He got some bigger tires and a lift kit for it. Gonna be a bad bitch now.

Clark

Gruff must be aging at an accelerated pace with all these b-days? happy b-day Gruff

What did Clark get you for a gift this time?

Originally Posted by irfubar

Gruff must be aging at an accelerated pace with all these b-days? happy b-day Gruff

What did Clark get you for a gift this time?

A pillow[used]

Happy b day Gruff, if it's not your b day call enjoy it antway.

mike r

Originally Posted by Oheremicus

Happy Birthday BGG ! How is that cool Ram truck treating you ? E

Originally Posted by deflave

He loves it E.

He got some bigger tires and a lift kit for it. Gonna be a bad bitch now.

Clark

She's running like a champ, no complaints here and 110,000 + miles. Clarke is mistaken, it is bone stock except for the front bumper, and I intend to keep it that way.

Originally Posted by irfubar

Gruff must be aging at an accelerated pace with all these b-days? happy b-day Gruff

What did Clark get you for a gift this time?

Yes, I shaved my beard because of the grey.

He got me nothing, the cheap bastard.

Originally Posted by lvmiker

Happy b day Gruff, if it's not your b day call enjoy it antway.

mike r

I rock out with my cork out like it is most fridays anyways!

Enjoy your day....

and if its not your birthday....

go out and buy a case of beer and have them put it on Clark's account...

Originally Posted by deflave

Lucky us boys and girls.

This year Ol' Gruff's special day landed on a Friday.

Cheers!
Dave

Aha! "Special day" His berfday was 6 months ago?

Gruff, keep on it and you'll wake up an old fart one of these days. If you're lucky. You might take over for the Poobs. Maybe even get to help Clark with his walker.

Meanwhile, ROCK ON!

BD

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

He got me nothing, the cheap bastard.

Wow.

Friendship equals nothing?

Here's a little birthday tip for you. Words hurt.

Clark

Well boys, it's that time of year again.

Please join me in an enthusiastic Happy Birthday to Gruff song.

Rock on BGG! I will drink a PBR in your honor.

Originally Posted by CrowRifle

Rock on BGG! I will drink a PBR in your honor.

He's a High Life man.

Room temp.

Happy B-day, Gruff!

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by tzone

Happy b-day too.

You are a wise man tzone. Notes are being taken in regards to who does, and does not post on this thread...

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Travis

I just read this, happy belated BGG. Have you got the wolves located in your new AO yet?

mike r

Makes me hard as hell.

Are you sure it's Gruff's b-day? you have been known to get the dates ...... um shall we say confused.....

I don't want a beat down so to be on the safe side .... happppy birthday Gruff... you barbarian you...

Originally Posted by irfubar

Are you sure it's Gruff's b-day? you have been known to get the dates ...... um shall we say confused.....

I don't want a beat down so to be on the safe side .... happppy birthday Gruff... you barbarian you...

Don't you EVER question my loyalty to Grff.

He and I go back further than the jews and mosess driniiking wine at the supper.

I thought maybe you were driniiking a little wine when you posted..... obviously I was wrong.... please call off the beating......

Happy b day

Sorry late to the party, Happy B'day.

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Yes, I shaved my beard because of the grey.

Hey shoulda kept the white beard..........good for senior discounts..............

Happy Birthday!

Well I'll be damned.

Thank you guys.

Couple things, first off I'm a reader. No idea of round count, but has to be many many hundreds of books. I'm a shidtty writer, but I can damn well judge a well written story. The best contain tragedy, and hope, and a little humor.

I flipped another decade, and wasn't overly happy, and truth be told I was hoping it'd go unnoticed. Thus giving me at least a full mag of ammo on the old lady. I missed her by a few days a number of years ago and you'd thought the world ended. Sadly, my daughter was planning how to fit all the candles and the wife went and got a damn nice new GPS for me. That's cool, and a big who gives a fugg for you guys.

I'm a horseman, have been my whole life. Kinda quit it when it for a few years but fell back into it for a number of reasons. I spent many many years riding other folks horses. Finally started looking for myself, and went through a couple then a few years ago bought myself one, and man o man. Was the the horse I'd wanted my whole life. Bought him young, not quite 4. He filled out, and grew to be a good looking sonofagun. Calm, stoic, sweet, just a damn nice bomb proof come up and give you a hug gelding that was still a hoot to ride. I put him down on my birthday. Circumstances demanded it, and if you have stock you know what I mean. No ER type wounds, just a chronic illness that finally just hit that certain point. (180 Cast performance, 13.5 gr H110, 586 to keep it relevant).

Figured my day couldn't get any worse. Till I caught the end of my pecker in my zipper. That cinched it. Worst [bleep] birthday I've ever had.

I'd take a hundred pecker in my zipper days to get my horse back though.

I intended on having a few drinks and visiting on here off and on all night, but couldn't figure out how to post pics so got hammered and cranked out some railroad spike tomahawks.

FWIW, I can't get the pic to post, but here is the link. This is what I got from my BFF. Say what you want about the lizard eating, Epcot going, non-alcohol consuming, snake handling, tongue speaking, back from the dead, hook setting, bald retard. He can pick a gottdamned birthday gift.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/gallery/80/full/97833.jpeg

Happy birthday.

Sorry about the horse......and your pecker.

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Well I'll be damned.

Thank you guys.

Couple things, first off I'm a reader. No idea of round count, but has to be many many hundreds of books. I'm a shidtty writer, but I can damn well judge a well written story. The best contain tragedy, and hope, and a little humor.

I flipped another decade, and wasn't overly happy, and truth be told I was hoping it'd go unnoticed. Thus giving me at least a full mag of ammo on the old lady. I missed her by a few days a number of years ago and you'd thought the world ended. Sadly, my daughter was planning how to fit all the candles and the wife went and got a damn nice new GPS for me. That's cool, and a big who gives a fugg for you guys.

I'm a horseman, have been my whole life. Kinda quit it when it for a few years but fell back into it for a number of reasons. I spent many many years riding other folks horses. Finally started looking for myself, and went through a couple then a few years ago bought myself one, and man o man. Was the the horse I'd wanted my whole life. Bought him young, not quite 4. He filled out, and grew to be a good looking sonofagun. Calm, stoic, sweet, just a damn nice bomb proof come up and give you a hug gelding that was still a hoot to ride. I put him down on my birthday. Circumstances demanded it, and if you have stock you know what I mean. No ER type wounds, just a chronic illness that finally just hit that certain point. (180 Cast performance, 13.5 gr H110, 586 to keep it relevant).

Figured my day couldn't get any worse. Till I caught the end of my pecker in my zipper. That cinched it. Worst [bleep] birthday I've ever had.

I'd take a hundred pecker in my zipper days to get my horse back though.

I intended on having a few drinks and visiting on here off and on all night, but couldn't figure out how to post pics so got hammered and cranked out some railroad spike tomahawks.

FWIW, I can't get the pic to post, but here is the link. This is what I got from my BFF. Say what you want about the lizard eating, Epcot going, non-alcohol consuming, snake handling, tongue speaking, back from the dead, hook setting, bald retard. He can pick a gottdamned birthday gift.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/gallery/80/full/97833.jpeg

Jesus Fugking Christ.

If I knew you were gonna turn this into a modern day version of Old Yeller I'd have never said schit.

And for the record I bought that knife for myself. Until I remembered I owed you a couple hundred bucks.

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

Happy birthday.

Sorry about the horse......and your pecker.

Oh my God.

Don't let him sit around feeling sorry for himself. Fugk him and his horse.

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Till I caught the end of my pecker in my zipper.

It's your birthday, so I'll give ya the benefit of the doubt on clearin the zipper.

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Well I'll be damned.

Thank you guys.

Couple things, first off I'm a reader. No idea of round count, but has to be many many hundreds of books. I'm a shidtty writer, but I can damn well judge a well written story. The best contain tragedy, and hope, and a little humor.

I flipped another decade, and wasn't overly happy, and truth be told I was hoping it'd go unnoticed. Thus giving me at least a full mag of ammo on the old lady. I missed her by a few days a number of years ago and you'd thought the world ended. Sadly, my daughter was planning how to fit all the candles and the wife went and got a damn nice new GPS for me. That's cool, and a big who gives a fugg for you guys.

I'm a horseman, have been my whole life. Kinda quit it when it for a few years but fell back into it for a number of reasons. I spent many many years riding other folks horses. Finally started looking for myself, and went through a couple then a few years ago bought myself one, and man o man. Was the the horse I'd wanted my whole life. Bought him young, not quite 4. He filled out, and grew to be a good looking sonofagun. Calm, stoic, sweet, just a damn nice bomb proof come up and give you a hug gelding that was still a hoot to ride. I put him down on my birthday. Circumstances demanded it, and if you have stock you know what I mean. No ER type wounds, just a chronic illness that finally just hit that certain point. (180 Cast performance, 13.5 gr H110, 586 to keep it relevant).

Figured my day couldn't get any worse. Till I caught the end of my pecker in my zipper. That cinched it. Worst [bleep] birthday I've ever had.

I'd take a hundred pecker in my zipper days to get my horse back though.

I intended on having a few drinks and visiting on here off and on all night, but couldn't figure out how to post pics so got hammered and cranked out some railroad spike tomahawks.

FWIW, I can't get the pic to post, but here is the link. This is what I got from my BFF. Say what you want about the lizard eating, Epcot going, non-alcohol consuming, snake handling, tongue speaking, back from the dead, hook setting, bald retard. He can pick a gottdamned birthday gift.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/gallery/80/full/97833.jpeg

Well shït. Hope your day gets better.

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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Well I'll be damned.

Thank you guys.

Couple things, first off I'm a reader. No idea of round count, but has to be many many hundreds of books. I'm a shidtty writer, but I can damn well judge a well written story. The best contain tragedy, and hope, and a little humor.

I flipped another decade, and wasn't overly happy, and truth be told I was hoping it'd go unnoticed. Thus giving me at least a full mag of ammo on the old lady. I missed her by a few days a number of years ago and you'd thought the world ended. Sadly, my daughter was planning how to fit all the candles and the wife went and got a damn nice new GPS for me. That's cool, and a big who gives a fugg for you guys.

I'm a horseman, have been my whole life. Kinda quit it when it for a few years but fell back into it for a number of reasons. I spent many many years riding other folks horses. Finally started looking for myself, and went through a couple then a few years ago bought myself one, and man o man. Was the the horse I'd wanted my whole life. Bought him young, not quite 4. He filled out, and grew to be a good looking sonofagun. Calm, stoic, sweet, just a damn nice bomb proof come up and give you a hug gelding that was still a hoot to ride. I put him down on my birthday. Circumstances demanded it, and if you have stock you know what I mean. No ER type wounds, just a chronic illness that finally just hit that certain point. (180 Cast performance, 13.5 gr H110, 586 to keep it relevant).

Figured my day couldn't get any worse. Till I caught the end of my pecker in my zipper. That cinched it. Worst [bleep] birthday I've ever had.

I'd take a hundred pecker in my zipper days to get my horse back though.

I intended on having a few drinks and visiting on here off and on all night, but couldn't figure out how to post pics so got hammered and cranked out some railroad spike tomahawks.

FWIW, I can't get the pic to post, but here is the link. This is what I got from my BFF. Say what you want about the lizard eating, Epcot going, non-alcohol consuming, snake handling, tongue speaking, back from the dead, hook setting, bald retard. He can pick a gottdamned birthday gift.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/gallery/80/full/97833.jpeg

When you've only got one friend, you damn well better buy him a nice birthday present.

I put a good horse down on the side of a mountain one time, via .357 Mag.

I've never been a person to hold an animal's life equal to a person's, but that sucked ass.

Originally Posted by Bristoe

When you've only got one friend, you damn well better buy him a nice birthday present.

One more than your miserable ass will ever have.

Originally Posted by T_Inman

I put a good horse down on the side of a mountain one time, via .357 Mag.

I've never been a person to hold an animal's life equal to a person's, but that sucked ass.

I'd pay money to shoot horses.

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by T_Inman

I put a good horse down on the side of a mountain one time, via .357 Mag.

I've never been a person to hold an animal's life equal to a person's, but that sucked ass.

I'd pay money to shoot horses.

When that horse is carrying elk quarters for you 10-12-15 miles, I'd bet you'd pay to not have to shoot that horse.

If I needed a horse to do any thing, I'd not do that thing.

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by T_Inman

I put a good horse down on the side of a mountain one time, via .357 Mag.

I've never been a person to hold an animal's life equal to a person's, but that sucked ass.

I'd pay money to shoot horses.

In case nobody noticed... Flave don't like dogs, horses , women , children, people in general....... I am sure I left a few things out.......

Bullschit.

I ADORE women.

And kids are alright. Mostly.

Originally Posted by deflave

Bullschit.

I ADORE women.

And kids are alright. Mostly.

Ooops, maybe I have it backwards ? women don't like you.... I don't know ....... I have a low I.Q.

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by Bristoe

When you've only got one friend, you damn well better buy him a nice birthday present.

One more than your miserable ass will ever have.

,...ran all mine off when they got old. Nobody wants old ass people around,...not even another old ass person.

Happy Birthday BGG, sorry about the horse.

Happity Birfday

Originally Posted by Bristoe

,...ran all mine off when they got old. Nobody wants old ass people around,...not even another old ass person.

Couldn't agree more.

Originally Posted by irfubar

Ooops, maybe I have it backwards ? women don't like you.... I don't know ....... I have a low I.Q.

You need some Jewish'ness.

Originally Posted by kingston

Happy Birthday BGG, sorry about the horse.

Stop enabling. It's all bullschit anyway.

He shot a horse (another heart wrenching tale I'm sure) when we lived in Havre. I think he shoots a different one every 10 months or so.

Originally Posted by deflave

Makes me hard as hell.

Lmao.
Not sure if it's the deja vu,
The fallen four legged companion,
The getting hammered while hammerin',
Or the 1st of three BGG birthdays this year......

I laughed and I cried,
Then I beat off in the shower.
HBD to the Gruff.

Slave

P.S. Flave don't send me SHÍT on my birthday.....

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Figured my day couldn't get any worse. Till I caught the end of my pecker in my zipper. That cinched it. Worst [bleep] birthday I've ever had.

Still fuuuùckin laffin'.
What a great story.

Slave

P.S. Having seen the Gruff pecker out by his garage once,
that zipper wouldn't have stood a chance if it hadn't of caught him in a soft moment of reflection about his steed.

Originally Posted by wageslave

P.S. Flave don't send me SHÍT on my birthday.....

Can I schit directly into a Flat Rate Box?

Thanks for the idea.

Belated b-day congrats BGG. May the mild Montana sun shine on you while the same Fla one burns the Flaves ass. MB

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

P.S. Flave don't send me SHÍT on my birthday.....

Can I schit directly into a Flat Rate Box?

Thanks for the idea.

Don't you have a canal to patrol?

GFY.

off to ignore.....

Originally Posted by wageslave

Don't you have a canal to patrol?

Umm....

What time is it exactly?

time for Flave the Bounty Hunter to load to the dishwasher and patrol for Iguana....

ok, I peeked.

Once.

You clowns have lost focus... this thread is about Gruff and his birthday and dead horse and his pecker..... focus....... geez

We had focus?

Are you high?

I too peeked on the ignore......

Back to the ignore dungeon for slave.........

Originally Posted by wageslave

time for Flave the Bounty Hunter to load to the dishwasher and patrol for Iguana....

ok, I peeked.

Once.

UNLOAD the dishwasher you fugk.

Right.
You love me.

and I would NEVER offer to send you schit in a box.........

yet.

Now jeffie is another matter.....

Slave my hero.

Originally Posted by deflave

Slave my hero.

Sure you say that now... just wait till he post a pic of "mom" you will be singing a different tune....

Save yourself... Ignore.....

Startin' to think Gruff got us on ignore.

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

time for Flave the Bounty Hunter to load to the dishwasher and patrol for Iguana....

ok, I peeked.

Once.

UNLOAD the dishwasher you fugk.

Is this the same as [bleep] in the flat rate box?

Originally Posted by deflave

Startin' to think Gruff got us on ignore.

Well we have hi jacked his thread ...... it's suppose to be about him..... and his horse and his pecker........

He's nursing those pecker stitches...I'm thinkin'.

Originally Posted by irfubar

Originally Posted by deflave

Startin' to think Gruff got us on ignore.

Well we have hi jacked his thread ...... it's suppose to be about him..... and his horse and his pecker........

This is my thread.

It just happens to be BGG centric.

Originally Posted by wageslave

He's nursing those pecker stitches...I'm thinkin'.

He gonna come back with some bullschit dog story next.

“Fido was all I ever loved...”

How cool would it have been if he killed that horse with the Infidel?

Let's all meet at Ace's trailer and celebrate...

don't forget your bow.....

Originally Posted by wageslave

Let's all meet at Ace's trailer and celebrate...

don't forget your bow.....

Ace? where is that wild & crazy dude?... I think the campfire spooked him off......

His stories were legend though....... and full of B.S....... but the fire thrives on that....

Is he still alive?
I miss him.

Originally Posted by wageslave

Is he still alive?
I miss him.

Last time I saw him at the army navy store was 5yrs ago.... he may be dead by now?

Well,
we could still crash at his trailer and party.
He won't mind.

Originally Posted by wageslave

Is he still alive?
I miss him.

stx was blowing him the other day.

So I assume they're cousins.

Schit just got real.....

Fück'n Ace...god that guy is something else.

Remember the Ginger story? I am 99% positive I met her at Snappy's in about 2010....and she seriously wanted to show me her snapper.

I got scared and ran with my tail between my legs.

Originally Posted by deflave

How cool would it have been if he killed that horse with the Infidel?

I have shoot a few horses over the years that really made me smile, but not with an infidel. Unless of course you consider my dong the infidel. Some of them even had four legs.

Just a FYI for ya, to confirm I'm not a total pussy.

Pussy.
This is why I always carry a ziplock in my pocket.....
Gallon size, of course.
I'm packin'.

Originally Posted by T_Inman

Fück'n Ace...god that guy is something else.

Remember the Ginger story? I am 99% positive I met her at Snappy's in about 2010....and she seriously wanted to show me her snapper.

I got scared and ran with my tail between my legs.

Originally Posted by T_Inman

Just a FYI for ya, to confirm I'm not a total pussy.

too late....

Originally Posted by wageslave

Pussy.
This is why I always carry a ziplock in my pocket.....
Gallon size, of course.
I'm packin'.

Originally Posted by T_Inman

Fück'n Ace...god that guy is something else.

Remember the Ginger story? I am 99% positive I met her at Snappy's in about 2010....and she seriously wanted to show me her snapper.

I got scared and ran with my tail between my legs.

I know

She is/was an absolute town WHORE.

I think I should have married her.

you could have learned so much.....
then shared with Ace.

Ace's imagination rarely aligns with a real life encounter.

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Is he still alive?
I miss him.

stx was blowing him the other day.

So I assume they're cousins.

Frog snacks!

The proverbial legend in his own mind kinda guy....

I may need to do a wellness check on Gruff.... thought for sho all the "ace" talk would bring him out of hiding......

Things that have come out of that snapper will frighten mortal men.

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by wageslave

Is he still alive?
I miss him.

stx was blowing him the other day.

So I assume they're cousins.

Frog snacks!

Hey Big Jim are frog snacks anything like frog legs? love them thing.... or is it a reference to something French? my low I.Q. will not let me figure it out.....

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

Frog snacks!

Hey Jim,

You think you could clean up the content of your posts? Last I checked this was a family oriented site.

Thanks.

Originally Posted by T_Inman

Things that have come out of that snapper will frighten mortal men.

The Snappy's snapper?

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

Frog snacks!

Hey Jim,

You think you could clean up the content of your posts? Last I checked this was a family oriented site.

Thanks.

Is brother Flave revived?

I'd just like to keep things within the confines of good taste if that's alright with you.

Originally Posted by deflave

I'd just like to keep things within the confines of good taste if that's alright with you.

Ummm no... I prefer vulgar poo flingin

Happyyyyyybirtrrrrthdaaaaay dearrrrrrr gruuuufffff.

Yeah.....hows the pecker today?

Quit messing with it long enough to finally scab over?

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

Yeah.....hows the pecker today?

Quit messing with it long enough to finally scab over?

I'm starting to think he put that horse in the Pet Semetary.

Originally Posted by deflave

I'd just like to keep things within the confines of good taste if that's alright with you.

Schit in a box may have been close,
if not over,
thee line.

Suck it.

Ace

Originally Posted by wageslave

Originally Posted by deflave

I'd just like to keep things within the confines of good taste if that's alright with you.

Schit in a box may have been close,
if not over,
thee line.

Suck it.

Ace

Ace at the Blue Moon avoiding motorcycle gangs.

South Florida to Spokane....
Book it.
I'll pic you up.

Hey Gruff, SURPRISE!
Lube up.

Ask your wife for permission first, of course.....
Maybe right after you fix her a nice dinner...

P.S. It could be an Easter Miracle...

Wife asked if she could take Saturday off to "prep" dinner.

LMAO.

give them an inch........

Originally Posted by wageslave

give them an inch........

And they say thanks.

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

Originally Posted by wageslave

give them an inch........

And they say thanks.

Not always...

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

Yeah.....hows the pecker today?

Quit messing with it long enough to finally scab over?

A friends gf years ago claimed that if you pulled the scabs off, it was wet again.

Hallelujah.

Ace

Originally Posted by T_Inman

Fück'n Ace...god that guy is something else.

Remember the Ginger story? I am 99% positive I met her at Snappy's in about 2010....and she seriously wanted to show me her snapper.

I got scared and ran with my tail between my legs.

Ya finally had something there.

Ace

Praying for you Gruff.

Reprobates.

If indeed the county dump is Pet Cemetery, I'll ride the shade of my trusty steed to FL. Ain't no gates high enough to keep us out.

Mr. Three Syllables decided to grace us with his presence.

What a treat.

I hope your birthday sucked.

Pecker is doing better. No blood this time, last time I caught the pee hole and bled a bit. That one was rough.

Though to be fair, I'd had more than a little back medicine before either mutilation.

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Pecker is doing better. No blood this time, last time I caught the pee hole and bled a bit. That one was rough.

Though to be fair, I'd had more than a little back medicine before either mutilation.

You got issues.

Happy Birthday.

I wonder if Ace still lurks hereabouts?

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Pecker is doing better. No blood this time, last time I caught the pee hole and bled a bit. That one was rough.

Though to be fair, I'd had more than a little back medicine before either mutilation.

You got issues.

Happy Birthday.

Thanks buddy.

Happy Birthday ya Jackass...

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

I wonder if Ace still lurks hereabouts?

Bounce a rubber dick across the floor and we'll find out.

Originally Posted by wageslave

Right.
You love me.

and I would NEVER offer to send you schit in a box.........

yet.

Now jeffie is another matter.....

Send it to jeffie. Take a pic. Addressed from Clarke with Love, with a random FL return address.

Originally Posted by BigSkyGuy

Happy Birthday ya Jackass...

Holy Shidtd the dead hath risen!

"An ode to Clark"
By BGG

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was until I found you
I was beat, incomplete, I'd been had
I was sad and blue, but you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel shiny and new

Like a Virgin......

Just for your special occasion...😉

I raise a toast to Gruff for his B-day...

These threads are so special and touching......

Originally Posted by wageslave

"An ode to Clark"
By BGG

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was until I found you
I was beat, incomplete, I'd been had
I was sad and blue, but you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel shiny and new

Like a Virgin......

pointy tiddies

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Originally Posted by BigSkyGuy

Happy Birthday ya Jackass...

Holy Shidtd the dead hath risen!

Never calls though...

Originally Posted by BigSkyGuy

Just for your special occasion...😉

F a g.

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Originally Posted by BigSkyGuy

Happy Birthday ya Jackass...

Holy Shidtd the dead hath risen!

Never calls though...

Don't think he can use a phone anymore.

Oh that's right.

LMAO........

I just realized this thread has 381,221 hits..... damn Gruff you are a rock star.... you should start a you tube channel or sumthin....

FatCity want us all to know what a day in California is like.

Originally Posted by FatCity67

California boys say that to all the fellas.

My Milkshake brings all the Flaves to the yard.

Originally Posted by irfubar

I just realized this thread has 381,221 hits..... damn Gruff you are a rock star.... you should start a you tube channel or sumthin....

Ha it's been going for what 8 years or so? Clarke tends to generate clicks.

I'm nary but a humble man trying to make his way in this world.

Originally Posted by FatCity67

My Milkshake brings all the Flaves to the yard.

Normally that song makes me think of tig ol bitties. That's just gross though

Happy birthday buddy. I hope you have many more to come...

Originally Posted by deflave

Of all the [bleep] I have for friends, you're probably one of my favorite, maybe sort of.

[Linked Image]

Travis

Ladies (AKA Duck) and gentlemen,

Please put your hands together for the 'Gruff.

It's his birthday.

Recognition is mandatory.

dAve

Happy Birfday gruff!!

If the dogs are happy , then we's all happy ! Have a great one !

Gruff who now?

Happy Birthday BGG

Fugging tinypic.

Happy birthday!!

Happy Birthday Gruff !

Happy Birthday!

'Gruf - no muff to tuff !

Happy birthday young fella.

Hope the family treat you to an excellent day !

First post on this thread was in April of 12.

Now its September of 20

Is it really a birthday party?

Happy birthday 🎁

Thanks all!

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

First post on this thread was in April of 12.

Now its September of 20

Is it really a birthday party?

Happy ducking bitthday

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Thanks all!

Happy birthday Gruff...and many more.

Happy Birthday BGG !

Happy Birthday!

Here's wishing you the happiest of birthdays.

Happy Birthday, Gruff.

Happy Birthday BGG!

Originally Posted by PaulBarnard

Here's wishing you the happiest of birthdays.

Why send him a picture of a gay guy for his birfday?

J/K

Is this a real BD or a half year BD?
M

You Montana boys are a hoot...

HB BGG...

Three cheers for Gruff!

Long live The Gruff!

What’s on the agenda for your special day, Gruff?

Originally Posted by PaulBarnard

Here's wishing you the happiest of birthdays.

Where do you carry your vibrator?

Or should I not ask?

How many Birthday's does Gruff get in one year? Regardless, Happy Birthday Billygoatgruff!

Happy Birthday Gruffleupagus!

You guys are all so kind. Thank you for the all the well wishes!

Even Paul gave me something for the spank bank.

Gruff,

I am going golfing in your honor shortly.

Then I will be dining at Top Golf.

Also in your honor.

Originally Posted by deflave

Three cheers for Gruff!

Long live The Gruff!

What’s on the agenda for your special day, Gruff?

Pork chops for breakfast, got a bottle of a new gin to try out. Gonna get happy and work on some knives this morning. Then probably firewood this afternoon. Supposed to maybe rain a little, that would be amazing.

id pass on the real golf but wish i could join you at Top Golf. I had a bunch of Hendrick's G&T's last time went

I'm going to wear my hat backwards and buy some white framed Oakley's on my way to Trump's place.

Keep the windows down, unless you're taking the moped.

Originally Posted by deflave

Gruff,

I am going golfing in your honor shortly.

Then I will be dining at Top Golf.

Also in your honor.

Sounds a bit ghey.

I'll approve it.

I'll do the short wishes... Happy Birthday MacGruff and have a great one!

Salut!

Originally Posted by SamOlson

Made me LOL.

Originally Posted by SamOlson

Made my morning Sambo!

Originally Posted by ironbender

Originally Posted by SamOlson

Made me LOL.

X2 LOL

Even farmers are in favor of Gruff!

How is The Gruff this morning?

Feeling like he shouldn't have mixed a Red Bull in with his G&T's last night to keep going.

Putting handles on a carving knife and fork, and going to grind and heat treat a boner and sheath knife this morning.

How was Top Golf? Which level do you like to swing from?

Miss Lynn and Gentleman (and Duck),

Put your hands together as it is that time of the year again.

Happy Birthday to the one and the only, BillyGoatGruff!!!!

Woohooo happy b=day Gruff, I will tip a claw in your honor.... well not really, maybe an Irish Death I got's one of those....

HBD to 'Gruff !

Again !

'Gruff is a Festivus Miracle!!!!

Where he at?

I dont think he saw my present I got for him....

Well.... happy birthday 🎁

WTF kind of calendar you working off of flave? lol

Happy birth year or whatever it is Gruff

How many BDs per year that boy get?

He's aging fast!

Thanks fellow 'fire members! It's been a complicated year, but when a guy marks the passage of another year not dead it's nice to sit back and get hammered enjoying the Holiday Season.

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

Where he at?

I dont think he saw my present I got for him....

Looking for woofs. Corksuckers been raising a ruckus for the last week or so. Would like to blow the guts out of a couple.

Brown Santa often has trouble finding me Jim.

Happy Birfday again, Gruffster!

You should kill (or say you did) a wolf with one of those homemade knives.

You would be a campfire legend!

FOR EVA....

Originally Posted by Rooster7

Happy Birfday again, Gruffster!

You should kill (or say you did) a wolf with one of those homemade knives.

You would be a campfire legend!

FOR EVA....

If I can make it happen I will lol. Skinning one with one is close as I've come thus far. Maybe I'll carry a spear as a walking stick. Would that count?

Happy birthday! Go big! Enjoy your posts.

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Originally Posted by Rooster7

Happy Birfday again, Gruffster!

You should kill (or say you did) a wolf with one of those homemade knives.

You would be a campfire legend!

FOR EVA....

If I can make it happen I will lol. Skinning one with one is close as I've come thus far. Maybe I'll carry a spear as a walking stick. Would that count?

Nope.

The main challenge is to get a wolf brave enough to get close to your big overgrown ass to knife it!

Go joyess this year.

fer reewl

Originally Posted by deflave

'Gruff is a Festivus Miracle!!!!

You know Ballz has his own pole.

It's up year round.

#PoleAndBallz

Hero.

Frontline hero

You deserve a medal for pumping your own gas so many years

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

Where he at?

I dont think he saw my present I got for him....

Looking for woofs. Corksuckers been raising a ruckus for the last week or so. Would like to blow the guts out of a couple.

Brown Santa often has trouble finding me Jim.

Bought you a van.
[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]

Originally Posted by Fireball2

Go joyess this year.

fer reewl

Fireballz,

You are not worthy of a Gruff birthday.

Dismiss yourself.

Originally Posted by Rooster7

The main challenge is to get a wolf brave enough to get close to your big overgrown ass to knife it!

Gruff knows his knives.

And not much else.

All hail Gruff.

Happy Bumpfus, Gruff.

Don't get no woof guts on ya.

Well, for all I know you may be passed out by now.

Happy Happy Day dude, still about 2:45 here in Cali to celebrate it. So I don't have to send a belated greeting.

Good luck with them woofs.

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

Bought you a van.
[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]

I'm gonna run the wheels of that bitch. Thanks Jim.

Fireballz, Miss Lynn, and Gentlemen!

It is once more time to celebrate the birth of our holiest of holy.

Please join me in celebration.

Gruff must have been born on another planet.

Wow, happy birthday to you!!

You still here?

Originally Posted by kingston

Gruff must have been born on another planet.

He’s one of a kind.

Oh boy, another sledding thread! I salute your gayness!

Originally Posted by Fireball2

Oh boy, another sledding thread! I salute your gayness!

Your rent is due.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Gruff !

White Claws for all!!!!

(Flave excluded)

Originally Posted by tzone

Originally Posted by Fireball2

Oh boy, another sledding thread! I salute your gayness!

Your rent is due.

That phrase don’t mean schit in Oregon.

LOL

HBD BGG

Considering the op the facts are in question but I will lift a toast to BGG regardless. Happy drinking day Gruff.

mike r

Originally Posted by kingston

Gruff must have been born on another planet.

are you a celestial mechanic?

Originally Posted by deflave

White Claws for all!!!!

(Flave excluded)

My man....!

[Linked Image from hosting.photobucket.com]

Sam,

That looks like it would go great with a side of COCK.

And your season is right around the corner!

I wonder what the Birthday Boy is gonna do today?

Originally Posted by deflave

Sam,

That looks like it would go great with a side of COCK.

And your season is right around the corner!

Hahaha

The cocks are scarce this year, quite a few sharptail though. And huns, they survived.

Happy birthday!!

Happy Birthday

I thought Gruff’s birthday was in April.

Is this just another, Flave got too drunk and forgot BGG real birthday ?

Happy Birthday Gruff....Whenever it actually is.

😬🦫

Original post in spring of 2012?
How friggin' old is this guy?

Originally Posted by tzone

Originally Posted by Fireball2

Oh boy, another sledding thread! I salute your gayness!

Your rent is due.

Holy fucque, I'm bathing in the irony right now.

LOL

Praise Jesus..... happy b-day Gruffster... Amen...

Thanks again guys!

been pretty chill today.

Killin some claws, getting my shidt together to try and fire off the flintlock I can't remember last time I shot it. Been a long damn time.

Originally Posted by Fireball2

Originally Posted by tzone

Originally Posted by Fireball2

Oh boy, another sledding thread! I salute your gayness!

Your rent is due.

Holy fucque, I'm bathing in the irony right now.

LOL

That's a funny way to spell semen.

Just sayin

Originally Posted by deflave

White Claws for all!!!!

(Flave excluded)

One night of claws and you'd be "omg this [bleep] is awesome"

Best to deny yourself!

Originally Posted by FatCity67

He's only gay because his beard is trimmed like a vagina

Happy birthday - hope it’s been a good one.

Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by kingston

Gruff must have been born on another planet.

He’s one of a kind.

Broke the mold.

With my cock.

In a drunken case of youthful vigor.

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Originally Posted by Fireball2

Originally Posted by tzone

Originally Posted by Fireball2

Oh boy, another sledding thread! I salute your gayness!

Your rent is due.

Holy fucque, I'm bathing in the irony right now.

LOL

That's a funny way to spell semen.

Just sayin

When Furballs was PMing for dick pics he let it slip out he prefers semen to the eyeball . LMAO

Originally Posted by SKane

Happy birthday - hope it’s been a good one.

Weren't a bad one by any measure!

Even better now that I'm visiting with my cyber friends.

Originally Posted by SBTCO

Original post in spring of 2012?
How friggin' old is this guy?

I'm like wine. I get better with age, Or turn to vinegar. Fine line.

Originally Posted by Beaver10

I thought Gruff’s birthday was in April.

Is this just another, Flave got too drunk and forgot BGG real birthday ?

Happy Birthday Gruff....Whenever it actually is.

😬🦫

He'd never forget my birthday. He's that kind of friend. Shame on you sir for your aspersions. But it's seltzer under the bridge man.

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

Originally Posted by Beaver10

I thought Gruff’s birthday was in April.

Is this just another, Flave got too drunk and forgot BGG real birthday ?

Happy Birthday Gruff....Whenever it actually is.

😬🦫

He'd never forget my birthday. He's that kind of friend. Shame on you sir for your aspersions. But it's seltzer under the bridge man.

Cheers, Gruffy !

White Claws for everyone...

🦫

PS

Flavor is a buttfuck

LOL

Happy belated Birthday.

Happy Belated, Gruff!

Thanks guys. Sweated out the seltzer’s and looking forward to a nice cool overcast day here in Gods country.