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Your pole looks much shorter than BGG, but JC still loves you.  Size only matters when you give a [bleep]. I think that's in Leviticus, or something. Travis TFF... I'd still rather be BGG size than 'flave's. YMMV.
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Your pole looks much shorter than BGG, but JC still loves you. Size only matters when you give a [bleep]. I think that's in Leviticus, or something. Travis TFF... I'd still rather be BGG size than 'flave's. YMMV. Dude, read the Bible! "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife even when she is fertilizing her lawn is some tight Levi jeans and occasionally glancing over at you and smiling. Yes, it could probably happen but you don't need the goddammn drama and you already have enough people that would much rather see you dead, than living. So pull your head out of your ass and stop waiting for your moment of opportunity. There are plenty of sleazy skanks drinking down at the Palace without a ring on their [bleep] finger and don't covet your buddy's big shillelagh either." Exodus? Travis
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It is an annual trip. What do you think we are? Gay?
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You do know that "annual" doesn't mean, "every other weekend" right?
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I'd still rather be BGG size than 'flave's. YMMV.
Me too. 
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Dude, read the Bible!
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife even when she is fertilizing her lawn is some tight Levi jeans and occasionally glancing over at you and smiling. Yes, it could probably happen but you don't need the goddammn drama and you already have enough people that would much rather see you dead, than living. So pull your head out of your ass and stop waiting for your moment of opportunity. There are plenty of sleazy skanks drinking down at the Palace without a ring on their [bleep] finger and don't covet your buddy's big shillelagh either."
I'm trying but what if she's REALLY hot, has big hooters, says she likes how I look in camo and has a sexy mole that probably won't get in the way and it may feel like she has a tongue stud, if I'm willing.
You got to many rules. [bleep] you.
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It is an annual trip. What do you think we are? Gay?
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You do know that "annual" doesn't mean, "every other weekend" right? Of course, I'm not from Wisconsin. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Dude, read the Bible!
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife even when she is fertilizing her lawn is some tight Levi jeans and occasionally glancing over at you and smiling. Yes, it could probably happen but you don't need the goddammn drama and you already have enough people that would much rather see you dead, than living. So pull your head out of your ass and stop waiting for your moment of opportunity. There are plenty of sleazy skanks drinking down at the Palace without a ring on their [bleep] finger and don't covet your buddy's big shillelagh either."
I'm trying but what if she's REALLY hot, has big hooters, says she likes how I look in camo and has a sexy mole that probably won't get in the way and it may feel like she has a tongue stud, if I'm willing.
You got to many rules. [bleep] you.
You're right. I'm gonna go [bleep] me. Travis
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If you need me I'll be next store on the mole. Thanks for the Sunday School lesson. You've been a great mentor.
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If you need me I'll be next store on the mole. Should only take a few minutes, he'll be right back...
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Carhartts by day...... Puma pimp suit by night.
Day-um, Sam!!! My peepers did NOT need to see that vid as my eye-opener this morning... You been watchin' too much Sopranos re-runs, dood! But I loved the technician's comment: "Are you really drinking?" TFF!! Coffee all over my keyboard...
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If you need me I'll be next store on the mole. Thanks for the Sunday School lesson. You've been a great mentor. Fuggin'-A and may the Lord bless your day sir. Travis
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Size only matters when you give a [bleep].
I think that's in Leviticus, or something.
Travis
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife even when she is fertilizing her lawn is some tight Levi jeans and occasionally glancing over at you and smiling. Yes, it could probably happen but you don't need the goddammn drama and you already have enough people that would much rather see you dead, than living. So pull your head out of your ass and stop waiting for your moment of opportunity. There are plenty of sleazy skanks drinking down at the Palace without a ring on their [bleep] finger and don't covet your buddy's big shillelagh either."
Exodus?
Travis
Naw. I think it's in Deuteriumonomy.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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If you need me I'll be next store on the mole. Should only take a few minutes, he'll be right back... A few minutes??? You think he's some kina circus freak or something?
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I think the early-morning crowd has hit their limit on Bloody Marys and have gone back to sleep.
Me, I was up half the night attending to the "emergency" needs of the good citizens of this here county...
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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If you need me I'll be next store on the mole. Should only take a few minutes, he'll be right back... A few minutes??? You think he's some kina circus freak or something? Must want to impress her. What a loser. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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you don't know who you're playin' with, doc...
I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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I think the early-morning crowd has hit their limit on Bloody Marys and have gone back to sleep.
Me, I was up half the night attending to the "emergency" needs of the good citizens of this here county... I know I have... Gopher time. XOXOXO, Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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If you need me I'll be next store on the mole. Should only take a few minutes, he'll be right back... A few minutes??? You think he's some kina circus freak or something? Must want to impress her. What a loser. Travis [bleep] over achievers.....
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I think the early-morning crowd has hit their limit on Bloody Marys and have gone back to sleep.
I know I have... Travis Puzzy. I'm on my second pitcher of martinis.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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I think the early-morning crowd has hit their limit on Bloody Marys and have gone back to sleep.
I know I have... Travis Puzzy. I'm on my second pitcher of martinis. Do you have a license to kill as well? Travis
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