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I thought maybe you were driniiking a little wine when you posted..... obviously I was wrong.... please call off the beating...... smile


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PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha

Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.

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Sorry late to the party, Happy B'day.

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Yes, I shaved my beard because of the grey.




Hey shoulda kept the white beard..........good for senior discounts.............. laugh


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Happy Birthday!


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Well I'll be damned.

Thank you guys.

Couple things, first off I'm a reader. No idea of round count, but has to be many many hundreds of books. I'm a shidtty writer, but I can damn well judge a well written story. The best contain tragedy, and hope, and a little humor.

I flipped another decade, and wasn't overly happy, and truth be told I was hoping it'd go unnoticed. Thus giving me at least a full mag of ammo on the old lady. I missed her by a few days a number of years ago and you'd thought the world ended. Sadly, my daughter was planning how to fit all the candles and the wife went and got a damn nice new GPS for me. That's cool, and a big who gives a fugg for you guys.

I'm a horseman, have been my whole life. Kinda quit it when it for a few years but fell back into it for a number of reasons. I spent many many years riding other folks horses. Finally started looking for myself, and went through a couple then a few years ago bought myself one, and man o man. Was the the horse I'd wanted my whole life. Bought him young, not quite 4. He filled out, and grew to be a good looking sonofagun. Calm, stoic, sweet, just a damn nice bomb proof come up and give you a hug gelding that was still a hoot to ride. I put him down on my birthday. Circumstances demanded it, and if you have stock you know what I mean. No ER type wounds, just a chronic illness that finally just hit that certain point. (180 Cast performance, 13.5 gr H110, 586 to keep it relevant).

Figured my day couldn't get any worse. Till I caught the end of my pecker in my zipper. That cinched it. Worst [bleep] birthday I've ever had.

I'd take a hundred pecker in my zipper days to get my horse back though.

I intended on having a few drinks and visiting on here off and on all night, but couldn't figure out how to post pics so got hammered and cranked out some railroad spike tomahawks.

FWIW, I can't get the pic to post, but here is the link. This is what I got from my BFF. Say what you want about the lizard eating, Epcot going, non-alcohol consuming, snake handling, tongue speaking, back from the dead, hook setting, bald retard. He can pick a gottdamned birthday gift.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/gallery/80/full/97833.jpeg


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Happy birthday.


Sorry about the horse......and your pecker.

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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Well I'll be damned.

Thank you guys.

Couple things, first off I'm a reader. No idea of round count, but has to be many many hundreds of books. I'm a shidtty writer, but I can damn well judge a well written story. The best contain tragedy, and hope, and a little humor.

I flipped another decade, and wasn't overly happy, and truth be told I was hoping it'd go unnoticed. Thus giving me at least a full mag of ammo on the old lady. I missed her by a few days a number of years ago and you'd thought the world ended. Sadly, my daughter was planning how to fit all the candles and the wife went and got a damn nice new GPS for me. That's cool, and a big who gives a fugg for you guys.

I'm a horseman, have been my whole life. Kinda quit it when it for a few years but fell back into it for a number of reasons. I spent many many years riding other folks horses. Finally started looking for myself, and went through a couple then a few years ago bought myself one, and man o man. Was the the horse I'd wanted my whole life. Bought him young, not quite 4. He filled out, and grew to be a good looking sonofagun. Calm, stoic, sweet, just a damn nice bomb proof come up and give you a hug gelding that was still a hoot to ride. I put him down on my birthday. Circumstances demanded it, and if you have stock you know what I mean. No ER type wounds, just a chronic illness that finally just hit that certain point. (180 Cast performance, 13.5 gr H110, 586 to keep it relevant).

Figured my day couldn't get any worse. Till I caught the end of my pecker in my zipper. That cinched it. Worst [bleep] birthday I've ever had.

I'd take a hundred pecker in my zipper days to get my horse back though.

I intended on having a few drinks and visiting on here off and on all night, but couldn't figure out how to post pics so got hammered and cranked out some railroad spike tomahawks.

FWIW, I can't get the pic to post, but here is the link. This is what I got from my BFF. Say what you want about the lizard eating, Epcot going, non-alcohol consuming, snake handling, tongue speaking, back from the dead, hook setting, bald retard. He can pick a gottdamned birthday gift.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/gallery/80/full/97833.jpeg


Jesus Fugking Christ.

If I knew you were gonna turn this into a modern day version of Old Yeller I'd have never said schit.

And for the record I bought that knife for myself. Until I remembered I owed you a couple hundred bucks.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Happy birthday.


Sorry about the horse......and your pecker.


Oh my God.

Don't let him sit around feeling sorry for himself. Fugk him and his horse.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Till I caught the end of my pecker in my zipper.


It's your birthday, so I'll give ya the benefit of the doubt on clearin the zipper.

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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Well I'll be damned.

Thank you guys.

Couple things, first off I'm a reader. No idea of round count, but has to be many many hundreds of books. I'm a shidtty writer, but I can damn well judge a well written story. The best contain tragedy, and hope, and a little humor.

I flipped another decade, and wasn't overly happy, and truth be told I was hoping it'd go unnoticed. Thus giving me at least a full mag of ammo on the old lady. I missed her by a few days a number of years ago and you'd thought the world ended. Sadly, my daughter was planning how to fit all the candles and the wife went and got a damn nice new GPS for me. That's cool, and a big who gives a fugg for you guys.

I'm a horseman, have been my whole life. Kinda quit it when it for a few years but fell back into it for a number of reasons. I spent many many years riding other folks horses. Finally started looking for myself, and went through a couple then a few years ago bought myself one, and man o man. Was the the horse I'd wanted my whole life. Bought him young, not quite 4. He filled out, and grew to be a good looking sonofagun. Calm, stoic, sweet, just a damn nice bomb proof come up and give you a hug gelding that was still a hoot to ride. I put him down on my birthday. Circumstances demanded it, and if you have stock you know what I mean. No ER type wounds, just a chronic illness that finally just hit that certain point. (180 Cast performance, 13.5 gr H110, 586 to keep it relevant).

Figured my day couldn't get any worse. Till I caught the end of my pecker in my zipper. That cinched it. Worst [bleep] birthday I've ever had.

I'd take a hundred pecker in my zipper days to get my horse back though.

I intended on having a few drinks and visiting on here off and on all night, but couldn't figure out how to post pics so got hammered and cranked out some railroad spike tomahawks.

FWIW, I can't get the pic to post, but here is the link. This is what I got from my BFF. Say what you want about the lizard eating, Epcot going, non-alcohol consuming, snake handling, tongue speaking, back from the dead, hook setting, bald retard. He can pick a gottdamned birthday gift.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/gallery/80/full/97833.jpeg


Well shït. Hope your day gets better.

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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Well I'll be damned.

Thank you guys.

Couple things, first off I'm a reader. No idea of round count, but has to be many many hundreds of books. I'm a shidtty writer, but I can damn well judge a well written story. The best contain tragedy, and hope, and a little humor.

I flipped another decade, and wasn't overly happy, and truth be told I was hoping it'd go unnoticed. Thus giving me at least a full mag of ammo on the old lady. I missed her by a few days a number of years ago and you'd thought the world ended. Sadly, my daughter was planning how to fit all the candles and the wife went and got a damn nice new GPS for me. That's cool, and a big who gives a fugg for you guys.

I'm a horseman, have been my whole life. Kinda quit it when it for a few years but fell back into it for a number of reasons. I spent many many years riding other folks horses. Finally started looking for myself, and went through a couple then a few years ago bought myself one, and man o man. Was the the horse I'd wanted my whole life. Bought him young, not quite 4. He filled out, and grew to be a good looking sonofagun. Calm, stoic, sweet, just a damn nice bomb proof come up and give you a hug gelding that was still a hoot to ride. I put him down on my birthday. Circumstances demanded it, and if you have stock you know what I mean. No ER type wounds, just a chronic illness that finally just hit that certain point. (180 Cast performance, 13.5 gr H110, 586 to keep it relevant).

Figured my day couldn't get any worse. Till I caught the end of my pecker in my zipper. That cinched it. Worst [bleep] birthday I've ever had.

I'd take a hundred pecker in my zipper days to get my horse back though.

I intended on having a few drinks and visiting on here off and on all night, but couldn't figure out how to post pics so got hammered and cranked out some railroad spike tomahawks.

FWIW, I can't get the pic to post, but here is the link. This is what I got from my BFF. Say what you want about the lizard eating, Epcot going, non-alcohol consuming, snake handling, tongue speaking, back from the dead, hook setting, bald retard. He can pick a gottdamned birthday gift.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/gallery/80/full/97833.jpeg


When you've only got one friend, you damn well better buy him a nice birthday present.

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I put a good horse down on the side of a mountain one time, via .357 Mag.

I've never been a person to hold an animal's life equal to a person's, but that sucked ass.



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Originally Posted by Bristoe

When you've only got one friend, you damn well better buy him a nice birthday present.


One more than your miserable ass will ever have.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by T_Inman
I put a good horse down on the side of a mountain one time, via .357 Mag.

I've never been a person to hold an animal's life equal to a person's, but that sucked ass.


I'd pay money to shoot horses.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by T_Inman
I put a good horse down on the side of a mountain one time, via .357 Mag.

I've never been a person to hold an animal's life equal to a person's, but that sucked ass.


I'd pay money to shoot horses.


When that horse is carrying elk quarters for you 10-12-15 miles, I'd bet you'd pay to not have to shoot that horse.




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If I needed a horse to do any thing, I'd not do that thing.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by T_Inman
I put a good horse down on the side of a mountain one time, via .357 Mag.

I've never been a person to hold an animal's life equal to a person's, but that sucked ass.


I'd pay money to shoot horses.


In case nobody noticed... Flave don't like dogs, horses , women , children, people in general....... I am sure I left a few things out.......


Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha

Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Bullschit.

I ADORE women.

And kids are alright. Mostly.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by deflave
Bullschit.

I ADORE women.

And kids are alright. Mostly.


Ooops, maybe I have it backwards ? women don't like you.... I don't know ....... I have a low I.Q.


Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha

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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Bristoe

When you've only got one friend, you damn well better buy him a nice birthday present.


One more than your miserable ass will ever have.


,...ran all mine off when they got old. Nobody wants old ass people around,...not even another old ass person.

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