I can not recall being issued, or ever being asked to show a "Man Card".
So, what's with that?

Similar to a Rewards Card, but it works with women. If you have never been asked for one, you don't have one.

Well, I must not. I've gotten by for 75 years.

Don’t need one. Comfortable with myself.

Did I ever tell you about my tapioca recipe that I use grandma's double boiler to make?

The PCer method of referring to someone you'd normally refer to by calling them female, or certain parts thereof.

You will be notified when you are eligible. Don't call us, we'll call you.

Bingo.

I sewed three buttons the other day.

Now to be serious for a short time. There was a carpenter, near here, his first name was Frances. Frances was of slight build, and spoke softly. He built houses mostly alone, but two local men would help him from the time they got off work at 5 until after dark.

When he said something about building, I paid heed because I knew he was right.

I believe it has to do with the "man cave" which I also do not understand.

I don't know where you are going with that, but being a man has nothing to do with tone of voice, build etc. It's all in actions, decisions, intentions, deeds.

Every man knows that.

Generally, thats what short, slightly built soft spoken men would say......

Got to stay current with the lingo to be on the safe side. Don't want "Man-boobs" or a "Man-bun" either.

Ah...there is your problem.

Seventy five years ago "man card" wasn't required as all knew what they were without certification...now there is so much ambiguity the card is required so that one can wake up in the morning reach across and check what he or she is.

And that is just for males, females are a whole other different ballgame.

I have a wallet stuffed chock full of cards for just about anything else.

That one is simple enough Dave, "man cave" is American for "shed"....you wouldn't know this as you have not been exposed to English.

If you require a card for verification......you have serious issues! memtb

The small buildings where I keep firewood, lawn mowers, yard tools and junk that needs to be thrown away. Those are sheds.

I doubt David, or Goliath exchanged "Man Cards" before their battle. We know how that turned out.

I've got a Kroger card......

VFW lifetime membership..... concealed carry.... some business cards....

Correct...and in the English speaking world they are a man's sole avenue of escape, a tranquil void if you will where whiny women dare not venture for fear of occurring rightful wrath.

That why one needs: lots of land[get out of hearing range without leaving 'home'] or a tractor, or both[preferably].

6 miles north of Hillman, Minnesota there is a bar called Man Cave if you feel you need a Man Card maybe at that bar you could get one ?

i got my man card in the mail in 1968. it said something about greetings, neighbors, and the president.
every garage i have had had a space that the wife was afraid to enter so i guess you could call that my man cave. she just calls it the junk room

Also correct, but apart from rural Australia and rural America, where else can one achieve this blissful nirvana...don't bother considering the Canucks as they are already frozen husks.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CQXqpEdNlm8

Most girls, like you, rarely are. Be grateful for that.

That was uncalled for.

tag

Forget about it...that is what the left does, turns up śhits in the doorway and slides out the back way before the smell is noticed.

Everyone starts out with a man card.

When you do shît like maintain hummingbird feeders or brag about your favorite Pyrex casserole dish, or your lab reports revealing Low T, admitting that you pay Jiffy Lube to change your oil, etc, etc and other offenses

Any of those such topics discussed ON A HUNTERS/SHOOTERS WEBSITE, we start punching holes in it.

Holes equate to loss of paper, diminshing amount of real estate of the card. Eventual revocation of all things considered masculine about your person.




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Other than the first name, that could pretty well describe Audie Murphy's physical appearance and demeanor...

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Your English seems fantastic. Congratulations.

The criteria you lay out for "man cave", is my world. I'm thankful to not need a hideout.

Its a double boiler.....dumschit. Not a casserole.

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Hahaha


If you say so

You have more Taylor Swift on your Ace card than I do.....

Not entirely.

That is the early version.

It is reasonably good, but I have an advantage in that I was schooled by Nuns who would have reamed my arse with their boot had I even dared not speak correctly.

Congratulations...you have made it.

Dont take it personally Richard.

Women are rarely funny....and "Leroy" is no exception.

Kathleen Madigan....now she is funny.

Thanks Big Jim, this is still the 'fire.

Daughter excuse, perfectly legit reason for it.

I get extra man points for buying my girl chit her mother won't,



I would give you a first responder discount.

But I WILL NOT sample tapioca puddin made by a man. 😄😄

You dont know what you are missing.

That was a good one Jim.

I’d probably use Jiffy lube, if we had one...

Dont need no stinking cards...

Grandma taught me several basic crochet stitches and Mom learnt me how to wash, iron and stitch repair all my own clothes.

Dad taught me to hunt, fish, fix chit, work on our vehicless, cuss, drink and pee out back when the womens were tying up the loo.

Could bake a cake before I was 10 and was cleaning fish and birds whilst still in the single digits.

My girls have gone to Albury for a mother/daughter day of shopping so tonight I am king of my domain...and sitting here bored śhitless.

Thank God I am working tomorrow.

Good call. They are a self-issued ID to make up for male organs deficient in size.

Never been asked for one. Might be 'cause I don't get too riled up most days. Lot easier to give 'em a business card and walk away.

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I had a room that had a couch, all my reloading stuff, memorabilia and such, air conditioned and a full bath... over the garage, MY garage, that held my truck, tools, work bench, shelves, yard stuff, mowers and such. The wifes car was NEVER in that garage, she parked in the one attached to the house....

Several people referred to it as my Man Cave............

I called it the Mens Room............

It was NOT a place to hide or take shelter.... It was a room for MEN.

This certainly does sound like a conversation among Alpha males. LOL



mike r

Over achiever. You said you only needed 2, but one was a mistake.

Or "suck-up" to us bullies.

First thing a thinking man learns...who is the best cook.

Man card ????
Man cave????

What is this stuff you all are talking about????




I dont understand....


I wiil get back to this thread in an hour.
Muder she wrote is on tv land.

Man card and man cave

Two different topics

Wear your glasses people

If you have no land, you turn the garage into a shop, with power tools loud enough you need to wear earmuffs. Keep lots of sharp dangerous objects scattered around. Call it "man cave" or whatever you like. It can be as peaceful as the woods.

Big lunch, eh?
Couldn't resist.

I have spare bedroom with reloading bench, ammo cabinets, liquor cabinet, hunting clothes, buckets of broken arrowheads, camping gear,

It is not what I call a man cave. Too much disorganization in that room



I have a 20 x 20 florida room with most of my whitetail mounts, pool table, 65" tv, recliner sofa and chair. Mini fridge with cold drinks, freezer right outside the door with ice cream and Titos.

That's the man cave

I geuss my finished basement is my man cave.


Back to Murder She Wrote

This episode is called " The Quilt Avatar Club Killler"!!!!

https://officialmancard.com

When I think of the term "man card", I mostly think of LIEberals using it as a negative term (like "mansplaining"). Anything remotely masculine is a threat to LIEberal urbanites, butch lesbians and lisping butt munchers. F-EM!

As far as a "man cave" goes, for me it's my gun room, for others it might be the garage, a shed, a room for tying flies, a pool room, basement bar, etc., etc. Basically a place to get away from others, and do what you enjoy doing. I have no problem with the term "she shed", as females deserve a place to do what they want to do too.

As an aside, unless you time traveled from Scotland and the time of William Wallace, NO MAN should be caught wearing a man bun (aka top knot). -TomT

There's pretty prolific readers on here. They probably have the murder she wrote books (if they made them)

Tapioca pudding, a short quilt, and an Angela Lansbury book after gettin them jowls rung on the campfire. Soooothing

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Gettin bitch slapped by Leroy

Hahaha

Damn dude


Bottom of the food chain chit right there man

Leroy seems like a nice enough guy.....everything he says has a familiar ring to it as well.......

Now, back to Taylor Swift, had a dream 5-6 years ago, I was bathing her.....

Any phrase, item, or object that requires the "man" prefix, is not manly.

Man card
Man cave
Man points
Man boobs
Man bun

etc.

You're a jackass.

Whats your wife getting done for your gimpy ass this afternoon?

Hang on and I will cross stitch you a nice GFY.

Nothing scheduled

I wish she'd climb on our job and finish this ridge capping after lunch.

Got the back done yesterday.

I'll call her tell to bring the "Reeboks"




Arf arf arf, man type work


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Dont want her sliding off.

Renegade would have to cook your meals.

Gawd

No


I'd rather eat tapioca from a double boiler.

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You would like it ala Cathy Bates and Jimmy Caan.

The one's with the man buns, usually, do not like my pricing structure !

Dickweed

they don't issue man cards anymore. Per a quick Google there are now 112 different genders and a potential for more. It all got too confusing.

Man cave - any space not usually used for human habitation which has a large screen TV with sports channel access and an old refrigerator modified to chill kegs complete with a tap on the door.

Most of do not need a card, nor anything else to prove anything.

Nevermind. Mancard is a gen z thing.

Do you have a Man Cavern in which to Manscape prior to your tatting?


mike r

Admittedly....my man cave is all the buildings and several thousand acres.

Besides....Eskimo have little need for manscaping.

Truff dat Jimbo !!

Richard, think of it like this;

All of us have an arse (ass) hole, but not all of us are one !

I always say that there are more a-hs than there are people.

Every American male starts out with a man card. You have to be careful as you can lose it for many unmanly deeds such as wearing crocs, watching soap operas or buying a Subaru.

I vacuumed today.

It was quite manly...

Well Sam, I've heard women like a man that is handy in more than one room,

I slip my crocs on for something almost daily, I guess I'm out.

Were you wearing a shirt?

Mmmmmmm......salt and peppah!

Richard, it was outside vacuuming.



Jim, I have glorious moobs!




Mathman, see above.

A man card is what you get issued at gender reveal party. One of many possible cards. But they expire and you can re-apply for something else every 5 years. In case you change your mind.

Whats a gender reveal party?

Jim I’ve heard it’s a party where they divulge the sex of a pregnant woman’s baby. Perhaps it means something else in another part of the country.

Damn right Samo, like me last fall restacking a pile of bagged deer corn in the c store the crackhead Coke a Cola guy knocked over with his dolly, one of the old ladies behind the counter said, oh my god, I think I just came out of menapause?, I didn't even know what in hell they were laughing about, I called and ask mom, you know you still got it when you're turning on the 75 year olds.

Me sooo horny Gunner.......



I really went to town on the ol' Toyota today. All of this junk fits in the backseat of the manly Prius......

Sam, you must have a camera implanted in your forehead? So many pictures.

Richard, I saw the man card thread earlier and figured today's 'big' project would be somewhat fitting.


And yeah, I take a bunch of stupid pics(of everything).

That's an oxymoron, Sam.

I envy your ability to get 'alone time' w/ a world class view.


mike r

do you need a man card cuzz your wife makes you wear flip flops in the yard cuzz she is tired of wiping up blood off the tile floors when you walk across the concrete wash out in the driveway .[ asking for a friend ]

If your wife can MAKE YOU do anything your man card is revoked. Flip flops for any reason is grounds for permanent revocation. Sorry, that's just the way it is.

A real man wears Crocs
while vacuuming his wife's Subaru. While listening to NPR.



mike r

So long as it's his wifes Subaru, nobody but the wife see's him wearing the crocs and he's never seen actually driving it himself it's OK. If any of these rules are broken it's instant and permanent revocation. No appeals.

Where does one acquire a man card? In a man cave??

In New York a mancard is harder to get than a CCW permit. Toxic masculinity is reserved for those NY'ers that get elected President.

mike r

It's not hard at all to get a ccw in rural upstate New York. Nearly impossible in NYC but men are nearly extinct there anyway.

If you have to ask

Just keep squatting to pee

hahaha

Can't, the anaconda doesn't like hitting the cold water. Are those crocs mixed in with all those manly boots????

Hahaha

Ok man

Lol

Anyone who believes in man cards isn't one

You people realize Urban Dictionary is just for fun?

Right?

Wait...let me guess nobody knows wtf that is either?


Pitiful

Trifecta +1.

Besides, crocs are cool.

I was waiting for someone else to ask.

Is it bigger than a breadbox? They still have bread boxes, right, or have the metro-sexuals taken over that too and now we have Sucrets sized bread boxes? Do they still make Sucrets or are there Tic Tac sized ones now? Tic Tacs are gone too? Oh, ok.

Never mind.

If you even think in terms of man cards,
or enjoy something BECAUSE it's "Manly",

Ask your woman about your man card.

She probably has it.

In her purse.


With your balls!



Just another guy,
Who wears leather Velcro strap Crocs,
while driving a Subaru.



And my nuts are just fine with it.
Just like when I am wearing steel toes and driving a truck,
Whether it has 4, 10, 14, or 18 wheels.

It takes a strong man to drive a Subaru. I salute you sir, damn, I salute you.

Dunno but in high school there was the mythical Crisco party.