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A real man wears Crocs
while vacuuming his wife's Subaru. While listening to NPR.
mike r So long as it's his wifes Subaru, nobody but the wife see's him wearing the crocs and he's never seen actually driving it himself it's OK. If any of these rules are broken it's instant and permanent revocation. No appeals.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Where does one acquire a man card? In a man cave??
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In New York a mancard is harder to get than a CCW permit. Toxic masculinity is reserved for those NY'ers that get elected President.
mike r
Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
Craig Douglas ECQC
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Campfire Ranger
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In New York a mancard is harder to get than a CCW permit. Toxic masculinity is reserved for those NY'ers that get elected President.
mike r It's not hard at all to get a ccw in rural upstate New York. Nearly impossible in NYC but men are nearly extinct there anyway.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Where does one acquire a man card? In a man cave?? If you have to ask Just keep squatting to pee hahaha
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Where does one acquire a man card? In a man cave?? If you have to ask Just keep squatting to pee hahaha Can't, the anaconda doesn't like hitting the cold water. Are those crocs mixed in with all those manly boots???? ![[Linked Image from live.staticflickr.com]](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48829696096_5e22311a78_k.jpg)
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Tracker
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Anyone who believes in man cards isn't one
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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You people realize Urban Dictionary is just for fun?
Right?
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Wait...let me guess nobody knows wtf that is either?
Pitiful
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Campfire Oracle
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A real man wears Crocs
while vacuuming his wife's Subaru. While listening to NPR.
mike r Trifecta +1.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Oracle
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Wait...let me guess nobody knows wtf that is either?
Pitiful I was waiting for someone else to ask. Is it bigger than a breadbox? They still have bread boxes, right, or have the metro-sexuals taken over that too and now we have Sucrets sized bread boxes? Do they still make Sucrets or are there Tic Tac sized ones now? Tic Tacs are gone too? Oh, ok. Never mind.
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Campfire Ranger
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If you even think in terms of man cards,
or enjoy something BECAUSE it's "Manly",
Ask your woman about your man card.
She probably has it.
In her purse.
With your balls!
Just another guy,
Who wears leather Velcro strap Crocs,
while driving a Subaru.
And my nuts are just fine with it.
Just like when I am wearing steel toes and driving a truck,
Whether it has 4, 10, 14, or 18 wheels.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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It takes a strong man to drive a Subaru. I salute you sir, damn, I salute you.
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Campfire Ranger
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Whats a gender reveal party? Dunno but in high school there was the mythical Crisco party.
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh
Which explains a lot.
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