Wife calls me while she's out shopping yesterday and says she's bringing home dinner, don't eat anything. Great, says I, don't have to cook!

KFC. Oh mercy. Wake up at 4 am and had to make a run to the bathroom. This morning you can hear my stomach rumbling from 25' away.

Only eaten KFC probably 4 times in my life and twice been struck down in my prime by it. I'm a slow learner it seems.


No mo KFC.

Yeah that schit is overpriced poison.

take the dirtiest animal slopped around the filthy kitchen of a schithole restaurant by ignorant people who don't give a schit about nothing and it ain't going to end well

fuggen kfc is not for me.

sorry to hear about the schits.

Big Mac and fries is a great guaranteed 1 hour laxative for me.

get out more, i can eat road kill off the road with no ill effects.

No kidding. What really surprised me is my wife is one of them germ freaks about chicken when we do it at home, has to wipe the counter down with disinfectant, don't touch that, you handled chicken, then brings home KFC?? WTF. She's finally had enough of my scheit and is trying to do me in. If you guys see my Savages for sale on here you'll know what happened. Ol Fireball be pushin up daisies.

I dont eat out very often. Too damned expensive for what you get.


Having said that.....youse lot seem like those little Asian girls walking around with masks on and rubber gloves.



What has become of the American Male if a simple trip to McD's or KFC would completely take you out of the fight?



Ha! Go buy another kale infused green drink ya sissies!

Death in a bucket, that leaves you sitting on a bucket, trying to beat the odds of kicking the bucket.

Now that’s funny.....And, unfortunately, true

😎

Sadly that appears to be the case Missy!

I eat KFC all the time with no ill effects.. only complaint is the amount of oil they cook it in.. you might have to get your gut used to it.. eat it more often...

You need to be black to eat that crap.

Ya, but the greasy schitts are part of the KFC experience, just embrace it.

Pressure frying means that the oil gets "injected" into the meat. Yeah, it's "juicy" all right. But it's juiced with oil. And it isn't fresh clean oil, either. Far from it.

It don't bother me.

damn should see some of the stuff I've ate while fishing or hunting....

I've drunk from springs and lakes. I remember my Uncle dipping the jug in Lake o' the Pines after we run out of water on a 104 degree day. Bologna and Cheese Whiz for lunch at the fish camp. Just take a chaw of Beechnut oncet awhile.

I would party crash a funeral home reception just for the Kfc, tell em I cousin gerald or some chit

I can handle it, I've had every vaccine there is, they don't let stray dogs into the dialysis clinic. lol

I can stretch a big bucket of KFC into a 3 day affair.

on time we were down by Mansfield jettys on the island, battery on truck went bad on a monday. 4 days before another person showed. we were eating the rotten shrimp we had.... sun dried, not bad actually.

What about Popeyes?

With all my might.

Next time tell her to go to Popeye's instead. I have never had it, but people seem to want to just about kill each other to get it, according to what I've read.

Sure, if ya can survive baloney and cheez whiz, lake water wont hurt!

KFC doesn’t bother me but Popeyes makes me squirt. I still like it. Ed k

Wife calls me while she's out shopping yesterday and says she's bringing home dinner, don't eat anything. Great, says I, don't have to cook!

KFC. Oh mercy. Wake up at 4 am and had to make a run to the bathroom. This morning you can hear my stomach rumbling from 25' away.

Only eaten KFC probably 4 times in my life and twice been struck down in my prime by it. I'm a slow learner it seems.


No mo KFC.

I really like KFC, but my wife complains that it is too greasy and doesn't agree with her. Popeyes! Not for us. Might get kilt!

Was able to blow leaves off the lawn in between blowing up the bathroom. I don't know what they put in that chicken but it can't be good for ya. Probly ate 10,000 McD's burgers and not once got sick.

+1

Church's spicy chicken is delish!

Popeye's mild is great. As my old boss once said, the spicy makes you azz feel like the inside of a shotgun barrel.

Liked Church's 40 years ago. Been that long since I saw one.

I've done that in lakes all over Texas often to the horror of onlookers.

Want a laugh dig out a bolet or chantrelle mushroom or Turkey tail from a rotting log and take a chomp in mixed company.

Is this where the term cshickenshit comes from?

yep. been out on some really hot august days in jawja, and drank downstream from some really bad places.

better that than dehydration 20 miles from nowhere.

nah, it ain't a good answer, but it's the best answer available at the time.

I bought there 30 years ago driving through the poor side of town. AAs were lined up at every window. Got my chiett and drove off. Chomped down on a chicken leg fried in REAL BAD rancid rotten grease. Almost puked. Its takes a while to get that taste out of your mouth.

we've got a church's run by middle easterners about 2 miles from here, at the edge of the citylimits.

their fish is allus over cooked.

their chicken is still greasy, good, and right up there with Lee's fried chicken.

KFC was good when we were kids,only had it a few times as my family liked Howard Johnsons,so a few years ago wife and I walked into a KFC for nostalgia
Lunch,place was filthy and when I saw what was working in there,we left.
Same with Micky D s,got hungry on the road,went through the drive through,all my food ,including the top of my coke,reeked of perfume.like the drive in girl poured it into her hands like aftershave to put it on.had the same thing happen at Dunking Dounuts,perfumed coffe lid.I called the 1800 # both times,they sent me coupons in the mail,probably still in my visor.I won t go back.

That could be said about some women, too.

Kentucky Fried Chicken used to be pretty good.

KFC ain't worth a schit.

Colonel Sanders be rolling in his grave.


Mike

we have regular inspections by the health dept at the food cookeries.

many pass, a few fail. then a few of those fail again.

watch out, or their tag gets pulled.

usually they retrain and get right.

Have you asked if they still wipe with their hands?

drank water from the bar ditch more than once when i've hitch hiked. ate raw bait fish a few times.

I heard you tell that story about someone else, didn’t realize you were there too 🙂

Funny those who talk about restaurants being dirty,
And how spotless their home is.

Most food born illnesses are spread from.....home kitchens.

My wife has to be serv-safe certified every few years.
Mandatory classes and examinations to qualify.
To run.......Oh my God... a C-store!

How many home cooks have been trained beyond "What mom did"?

How many operate good hygiene to prevent ANY cross contamination?
How many have a dish drainer within splashing distance of
where they handle meat.

How many have a proper 3 bowel sink set up?
We dont.


I love KFC.
Really, any fried chicken.
When we travel, my joy is eating at a Bojangel's.

We got a Popeyes here a few years ago, it sucks..
Don't know if they changed the food, or this one just sucks.
Food tastes like it was fried in old lard. And the fryer was not hot enough.
Heartbroke I was, truly heartbroke.

KFC near work I eat from once a month the past 20 years never had a problem.

happened with davy me and little mike back in the early 90s and with davy more than once.

Three years West African village? Check.
Rancid meat stored without refrigeration? Check.
Whole dried fish and minnows, heads, guts and all, purchase laying out in the open on market stalls? Check.
Fish harvested by dumping food-aid DDT into the stream? Check.
Eating with your right-hand fingers while five other people are likewise eating from the same bowl? Check.
Drinking the soup left over after you all get done using your fingers to eat from that same bowl? Check.
Eating with your right hand while constantly waving the hordes of flies off with your left? Check.
Drinking water straight out of a muddy African stream every dry season, taking a gamble on bladder flukes because you have no way to boil it? Check 😎

You guys sound like a bunch of weenies ‘Cept maybe Roger.

as an aside, roadkill deer ain't half bad if it's at least half-fresh.

speaking of the wipers with their hands, they won't be in bizness long if they get caught.

but probably a lot of them never do get caught. that's a dilemma for sure.

halal fooderies is something i tend not to frequent. it's just the thought. ya know?

we're hearing more and more about hepatitis A infections. i already have the blood markers, so no worries there.

You get sick at KFC? Wow.

Don't ever eat Chinese then.

(the stories I could tell...)

I’ll take my chances.

It's threads like this when I really miss Deflave.

i just hate when it appears gov't authorized food service is unsafe to eat.

do we voters, citizens and tax-payers need to tighten up on food service rules & regs?

i mean if it ain't safe to eat out, someone needs to appraise us of the overall risks we face?

fresh green lettuce, and related products sold to us in the mass market food stores are a risk?

Wife asked you not to eat and tells you she's bringing food. After she's been gone all day. I know what I would suspect

PREZACTLY !!!

Worst case of food poisoning I’ve ever had was from KFC nearly 30 years ago. Haven’t ate there since.

When I used to travel cross country on the pipeline, by myself, I used to look for KFC buffets. Would load down my plate with original recipe legs and wings. Nothing else.

I haven't had KFC since before they started going by KFC. But once upon a time I liked Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I prefer Popeyes to KFC. But I prefer Chik Fil A to both of them.

There are better, cheaper places.

I remember my dad bringing home a large bucket of chicken every now and then when I was a boy, and it was awesome, even when cold. I have been to KFC a couple times in the past few months and its a far cry from what they used to be.

The problem nowadays with KFC is the hired help. The whole joint is run by teenagers. However, the buffet stores, which are few and far between, are still run by adults.

Kfc has got 10 times better food than any chic fila ever thought about.

Bojangles and popeyes both suck . Both are way over cooked

will not eat there.........rancid cooking oil......from last week.........

no fuggin' way........if I want crispy coated chicken....

I'll do in my kitchen with my fresh oil & cast iron pots......

I like KFC. Eat there all the time. Had one of their pot pies on the way home from hunting yesterday. Delicious ! Never got sick from KFC once.

churches.

Agree. Dry fried chicken ain't going to cut it.

I don't go often, but I like KFC. Beats the hell out of a greasy burger and fries.

I would eat it in a heartbeat.

you competing for sig. line material?

Didn’t one kill another over a chicken sandwich the other day?

I don’t like fried chicken and the only chicken I eat is that cooked myself, a member of my family or friend I trust.

As kids, they'd take us fishing for speckled trout on Matagorda bay using shrimp for bait. I remember how they smelled at 3:00 pm on a 95 degree day. Accordingly, I was 19 years old before I let a cocktail shrimp pass my lips, and that's 'cause I was trying to impress a girl. Neither the crustacean, nor the girl were worth it.


As for KFC - it puts my anus on Improved Cylinder, and fires 3 1/2" Magnums.


FC

How is that possible!!??

KFC is best the next day at room temperature just don't screw it up by putting it in the fridge..

Also I'm a firm believer that kids should eat the odd worm and play in the mud a lot builds up the immune system

Local KFC is good. Usually fresh and hot. Popeye's sucks. THE BEST chicken here is Babes, and is it ever awesome!

Chicken Express is where it's at here.

no schidt…...I personally enjoy the cleansing I get from fast food.....bob

I ate sashimi in China. Made from carp. Just after eating a few snails (thank goodness they were cooked). The sashimi was delicious. The snails hadn't been purged properly and were pretty darn gritty. It was during the same trip I ate a bunch of different bugs. Stay away from the grubs and go straight for the grasshoppers. Grasshoppers are yummy.

As for KFC. I don't eat it here, but the boys liked it in China. It's quite a bit different though. I think they were there mostly for the ice cream...

Mmmmm, mmmmm, MMMMMMMMMM! I LOVE KFC! But only get it about 2X/year...

That place sucks since the Colonel kicked the bucket.

Yeah, buy it by the ton and sell it by the piece is one hell of a recipe though.

I have a whole tray of chicken legs in the fridge now.


Like 99 cents a pound.


Take them and oven fry em. Make gravy from the pan and serve mashed potatoes.



Its 50 bucks when we go to KFC. I will have this whole meal on for less than 10.

It's either that or donate to the Untied Negroid College Fund. At least this way you get dinner outa the deal.

The Mrs. and I just returned from lunch at Chick-Fil-A. First class operation in all aspects!

Man, all you delicate eaters are in for a world of hurt if the 2nd Civil War ever kicks off............

Is KFC catering it?

I kinda like KFC coleslaw. Chicken is OK. Churchs and Mrs Winners were better.


Only food that ever made me ill was some chinese commie frog legs I handled poorly. They damn near kilt me.

Don't OD on that stuff!

KFC is the Evan Williams of chicken joints.

OP,

Maybe you got sick from something else.flu shot?

I have no problem with KFC Peggy love it but knows she shouldnt eat it too often

but on thing I can never get out of my mind
THIS I AM SURE IS NOT COMMON PRACTICE

but her first job in High School was KFC and when she went there the first day and a guy who worked there hocked in the coleslaw she quite that day

I am sure its not the only time its happened at fast food joints
Hank

The KFC gravy is still awesome though. I'll give them that.