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Ok, I know, way too much time on my hands....I’m stuck in the city rehabbing our sick dog...Why???

Because the vet care where I live in Redneckville doesn’t handle super sick dogs worth a fook...I have No guns to shoot. No fish to catch...Just waking up early to stuff pills into my mutts face to get him back in the game ASAP, so we can get back home.

Back to my question...Who believes this? Looks like a huge industry of scam to me.

Any knowledge if it’s legit or whimsical folly where a dudes money would be better spent on a Premium Membership at Pornhub.

Bored and curious...😎

So you admit to being bride-curious?
I know a fellow here, good shape, middle age, nice guy who went that route for a Russian gal. She is quite younger, very nice, and an absolute long legged head turner.

Osky
Originally Posted by Higbean
So you admit to being bride-curious?


I will only admit to being curious...definitely not college curious or one time at band camp curious. Grins 🖕🏾😎
I have two freinds that have done mail order. One Russian and one Asian. The Russian took about a year and a half to get her in the US after two trips to Russia to meet her and her parents. She is very good looking, well spoken in english and loves living in America. Also an awesome cook. The Asian took about 6 months and one overseas visit to get her in and she is a very nice gal that speaks a little english, but she also is a great cook.
Originally Posted by Osky
I know a fellow here, good shape, middle age, nice guy who went that route for a Russian gal. She is quite younger, very nice, and an absolute long legged head turner.

Osky


Let’s get him front and center to spill his guts...Sounds like there is some “there-there” now.

😎
Many years ago....a ‘tester’ at the factory got a Russian bride. He went over and met the family before he brought her home. He brought her and her daughter back. He had a few Vodka recommendations.

Over many years, I’d see him in the can, always asking how married life was treating him. He usually had a recent story about his wife and daughter.

He was a little socially awkward, but always respectful. Seemed happy to me.

He ‘early’ retired before I did.....and started driving semi’s.....teaming up with his wife. They completed the training while he was still testing.

I would’ve bet against his decision, but glad it worked out for him.
Ex sister in law had a neighbor that ordered himself a bride. I think she was Czech or from somewhere in that region

This has been a little over 20 years ago. Gal was a flat out worker around their little farm. Easy on the eyes too.
My son who is an attorney tells me this usually ends in sad stories about older men bringing some very good looking younger foreigner over here and as soon as she becomes legally American she is looking for divorce lawyer and a settlement. A lot of them are Filipino.
I have a friend that got one from Russia.

She spent her required year (or however long the contract was) with him then left with all his money. It was basically her plan to get to and live in America.

I laughed.
Years ago, my brother's friend got a bride from the Philippines. He went over there and married her. Then he returned to the US to get her visa settled. That cost him about $25k. When she got off the plane in the US, she had her visa in one hand and divorce papers in the other. It cost him another $25k to get rid of her.
Originally Posted by T_Inman
I have a friend that got one from Russia.

She spent her required year (or however long the contract was) with him then left with all his money. It was basically her plan to get to and live in America.

I laughed.



I’m sure that happens a lot. Suckers get ripped off.
Interesting...I played with a Russian girl for a long while, years ago...She told me she was an English/Russian interpreter in Saint Petersburg, where she met an American on business...They got married and she lands in the US, eventually becoming an American citizen.

Shortly after we’re seeing each other, I figured out she’s still married and doing the full cheating game on her husband.

A lot of deception with this Russian hottie...She had that gold-digger vibe that was easy to spot.

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Originally Posted by Hastings
My son who is an attorney tells me this usually ends in sad stories about older men bringing some very good looking younger foreigner over here and as soon as she becomes legally American she is looking for divorce lawyer and a settlement. A lot of them are Filipino.

Sounds a lot like the American girls.
Originally Posted by T_Inman
I have a friend that got one from Russia.

She spent her required year (or however long the contract was) with him then left with all his money. It was basically her plan to get to and live in America.

I laughed.


Was her name Oksana? Laffin

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I Had a very good friend who did the Russian bride thing a few years back. After his second trip to Russia to make the final arrangements for her trip to the USA he called me to tell me what he had done and to send me a picture. After receiving the picture I called him and told him to STOP. He was to old and inexperienced to last 3 nights with his new Russian BABE. After 6 months he sent her back.....
Every time I hear mail order bride, I think of this Eddie Murphy skit laugh

Originally Posted by Hastings
My son who is an attorney tells me this usually ends in sad stories about older men bringing some very good looking younger foreigner over here and as soon as she becomes legally American she is looking for divorce lawyer and a settlement. A lot of them are Filipino.


I know of one like you described. She left him with twin baby girls of mixed racial origin. She had a baby daddy on the side.

Not mail order but 4 of the guys that I worked with in China married Chinese women and are doing well . Another that I worked with in Brazil left his Wyoming wife and married a Brazilian woman. Don’t know how that worked out.
Seems like a pattern with the Eastern bloc wimmins. Especially Russian. There’s a scam somewhere.

I’ve heard the Czech women aren’t as conniving. Just what I’ve heard.

Big plus if you’re fluent in her native tongue, no matter where she hails from...Nice to know what she’s saying on the phone while talking to her parents...Da?

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on the fire here there is about 10 % of guys that always have negative comments and they know who they are , i would also bet they can`t keep an American bride happy so for their sake post the site or address for them. thank you,Pete53 " maybe if they get or had a mail order bride they would be more polite and positive ? " GRIN
Pete you buy a wife? Asking because I’m a loser....😎
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Years ago, my brother's friend got a bride from the Philippines. He went over there and married her. Then he returned to the US to get her visa settled. That cost him about $25k. When she got off the plane in the US, she had her visa in one hand and divorce papers in the other. It cost him another $25k to get rid of her.

WOW! That sure was an expensive POA.
Originally Posted by T_Inman
I have a friend that got one from Russia.

She spent her required year (or however long the contract was) with him then left with all his money. It was basically her plan to get to and live in America.

I laughed.


Yep - had a co-worker with the same situation - except she brought her brothers over to threaten him as a bonus
My brother married a Filipino woman while in the military. She talked him into adopting a couple kids and, once back in the States, he paid for her whole family to come here. She divorced him and left him with child support shortly thereafter then married another military guy and off they went.

Also, knew another guy who married a mail-order Filipino woman. She was much younger than him and very attractive. He looked to her grandfather. He taught her how to drive a car and - - -she took off. "No fool like an old fool."
Which one will make a better wife?
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The Hottie?
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Or the Notty?

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I was told that Filipino women always want you to bring their entire families over. You'll screw & she''ll cook and you'll both live with her family.
Originally Posted by cooper57m
My brother married a Filipino woman while in the military. She talked him into adopting a couple kids and, once back in the States, he paid for her whole family to come here. She divorced him and left him with child support shortly thereafter then married another military guy and off they went.

Also, knew another guy who married a mail-order Filipino woman. She was much younger than him and very attractive. He looked to her grandfather. He taught her how to drive a car and - - -she took off. "No fool like an old fool."


SMH 🤦🏻‍♂️

You gotta see the train coming, even if you can’t hear it....

😎
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Which one will make a better wife?
😎

The Hottie?
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Or the Notty?

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The Hottie of course!



Well for about 3 minutes anyways.
What most of us Yanks don't realize is the world wide appeal of a U.S. passport. An Mrs. is the quickest way to get into America. Karla was a blond and blue model from the Netherlands at a converting show booth next to ours in Dusseldorf and to say she was fast would be an understatement. My boss wouldn't let me stay with her, but we wrote back and forth for a time and she wanted over here REAL badly.
That whole "as long as we both shall live" thing is kind of a deal breaker for me.

Anyone know a site where you can order a month to month rental bride...?
Originally Posted by Higbean
So you admit to being bride-curious?



No, but he did admit to being a pornhub subscriber....... grin
I’ve dated Filipino’s and never had to deal with the family thing. But they were already here.

Slavyanka is Ukrainian, originally came here with a Canadian guy she met there. Found out too late he was bi-polar. He ended up committing suicide and leaving her with 2 kids and nothing else. Not even life insurance.

I met her at work and got to know her over a few years. She was a hard worker and was able to buy a house for her and her kids.

Through her I’ve met others from Eastern Europe. The majority of the marriages have worked out. Heard about a few older guys who got screwed over by much younger women. Roll of the dice and if you didn’t get a pre-nup you are a fool.

OTOH, if you take a beautiful young woman from metro Moscow and plunk her down in the middle of butt-fuque Alaska or the like, you’re asking for trouble.
i lived in korea back in the 80's and traveled around the far east in the years since and spent some time in the PI. a lot of women in that part of the world have a different perspective on life. many have lived horrible lives, been treated like schit and would think nothing of taking advantage of a "rich" american.
Always wondered about them fellers that never scored in high school.
After reading all this, now I know.

While you guys were playing dungeons and dragons or whatever, we were banging your sisters

Laffing
Farmer back the road got himself one from the Philippines. Brought the whole family over eventually. Funny as hell...one day he comes in the shop and tells us he almost gassed his inlaws. He had em livin in a chicken coup and heated it with a mobile home furnace. The exhaust vent was cracked and if it wasnt for the grandpa waking up with a headache they all woulda croaked. I asked if that was on purpose and he just smiled grin Eventually his wife took the daughter to dance lessons the next county over. She started screwing the instructor and divorced him, takin almost all his Cat retirement. What did he do? Went and got an uglier Filipino laugh

Union president visited a ton of countries trying to find a woman. Has a whole scrapbook full of women he banged. Ended up marrying a chinese woman he met on a dating site. Theyre actually doing really good.

Janitor in at work married a filipino. Bought a farm over there and has her family and half the town working for him. Hes planning on retiring at 55 and moving over there. He seems really happy.

Forklift operator got one from Russia. Ugly as sin but, happy as well.

All these men paid big bucks to find love. I dont get it, but if theyre happy thats all that matters.
Originally Posted by shootbrownelk
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Years ago, my brother's friend got a bride from the Philippines. He went over there and married her. Then he returned to the US to get her visa settled. That cost him about $25k. When she got off the plane in the US, she had her visa in one hand and divorce papers in the other. It cost him another $25k to get rid of her.

WOW! That sure was an expensive POA.
Yup. He should have just hired an Asian hooker. He would have got just as much for a lot less money.
Originally Posted by Windfall
What most of us Yanks don't realize is the world wide appeal of a U.S. passport. An Mrs. is the quickest way to get into America. Karla was a blond and blue model from the Netherlands at a converting show booth next to ours in Dusseldorf and to say she was fast would be an understatement. My boss wouldn't let me stay with her, but we wrote back and forth for a time and she wanted over here REAL badly.


Your boss was a douche nozzle....😬😎
Got a neighbor that's had 2 from Russia, first one didn't suit him so well but the second one is pretty good.
Hard workers, good folks. She came complete with a 13 year old son, it's been years, the son pretty much runs the family business now days. It's for real for sure..
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Higbean
So you admit to being bride-curious?



No, but he did admit to being a pornhub subscriber....... grin


Better than saying I’m “Bi-Curios”.

Pornhub is running a 7 day Corona virus free trial period...I read that somewhere. 😎
Originally Posted by slumlord
Always wondered about them fellers that never scored in high school.
After reading all this, now I know.

While you guys were playing dungeons and dragons or whatever, we were banging your sisters

Laffing


Pfft....I was tapping the moms.

Yeehaw....Talk about an education - Ho Lee Fuc

😂😎
I have a nephew who is highly intelligent, does job interviews well, and regularly talks himself into high-paying jobs that require him to live and work all over the world. He's also bipolar, but as long as he stays on his meds, it's controllable. He tried the "Russian bride" thing and ended up with a real hottie with a 7 year old daughter when they married. Mama and daughter lived really well, nice house, new car, visits back home to Russia regularly, private school, etc. About the time daughter got into a good college, mama filed for divorce. Now the idiot is living on the seacoast in Thailand, and - - - - -you guessed it- - - - -he just married another young hottie! Some guys never learn!
Jerry

Not 'mail-order' brides but have known several who married Filipinos and brought them to the USA. Only one I know that stuck around and stayed married died a few years back after being in a nursing home for a few years for some kind of dementia and she was just middle aged too. Nice lady.

All the rest skipped out relatively early in the marriage. A common reason was they were very lonely, missed family and lifelong friends and/or couldn't adjust to cultural differences.

To be fair, though, some married men who were just selfish azzholes anyway and likely couldn't take any more of their crap.






Originally Posted by Hotrod_Lincoln
I have a nephew who is highly intelligent, does job interviews well, and regularly talks himself into high-paying jobs that require him to live and work all over the world. He's also bipolar, but as long as he stays on his meds, it's controllable. He tried the "Russian bride" thing and ended up with a real hottie with a 7 year old daughter when they married. Mama and daughter lived really well, nice house, new car, visits back home to Russia regularly, private school, etc. About the time daughter got into a good college, mama filed for divorce. Now the idiot is living on the seacoast in Thailand, and - - - - -you guessed it- - - - -he just married another young hottie! Some guys never learn get tired of great pussy!
Jerry


fixt
My dad always said a woman with baggage is welcome to come and play but never let her stay.
My computer date has lasted about 7 years. So far, so good.

Looks like the success rate of mail order is about like that of marrying your high school sweetheart.
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by slumlord
Always wondered about them fellers that never scored in high school.
After reading all this, now I know.

While you guys were playing dungeons and dragons or whatever, we were banging your sisters

Laffing


Pfft....I was tapping the moms.

Yeehaw....Talk about an education - Ho Lee Fuc

😂😎
speaking of....

One of the Fountains of Wayne band members died this week of covid
Originally Posted by Wannabebwana
I’ve dated Filipino’s and never had to deal with the family thing. But they were already here.

Slavyanka is Ukrainian, originally came here with a Canadian guy she met there. Found out too late he was bi-polar. He ended up committing suicide and leaving her with 2 kids and nothing else. Not even life insurance.

I met her at work and got to know her over a few years. She was a hard worker and was able to buy a house for her and her kids.

Through her I’ve met others from Eastern Europe. The majority of the marriages have worked out. Heard about a few older guys who got screwed over by much younger women. Roll of the dice and if you didn’t get a pre-nup you are a fool.

OTOH, if you take a beautiful young woman from metro Moscow and plunk her down in the middle of butt-fuque Alaska or the like, you’re asking for trouble.



Hey Hey!.......I live in Buttfuque, Alaska and I'm already surrounded by Russians. Don't be sending any more. smile
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Windfall
What most of us Yanks don't realize is the world wide appeal of a U.S. passport. An Mrs. is the quickest way to get into America. Karla was a blond and blue model from the Netherlands at a converting show booth next to ours in Dusseldorf and to say she was fast would be an understatement. My boss wouldn't let me stay with her, but we wrote back and forth for a time and she wanted over here REAL badly.


Your boss was a douche nozzle....😬😎


The boss wanted me vertical. The plant manager over there was ready to play matchmaker and we stopped off at Karla's folks house where she lived on our way up to Amsterdam, but she wasn't home. Oh what might have been...
T inman,
I know a guy that did the same, so he went to Asia somewhere, and got on of those
Shoulda went with buy-curious.

I’m an idiot.
There are very common legal documents called pre-nuptial agreements. Would highly recommend having one signed before bringing over hottie from cheethole country dejour.
I guess I'd consider it if I was waking up alone every day

but damn, if you have a job, most of your teeth and don't act like your gonna whop her in the eye every time she speaks up, you can find a woman in this country.
For the shut-ins who need some entertainment and weren't here back in the day.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...6310959/who-here-besides-maverick940-has

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/7872736/maverick940s-awesome-thread
Know of three men here in our county who married Russian women. To best of my knowledge, all three stuck.
I have a friend that I think might have done the mail order bride thing. There were happy pics of first wife then gone. He was lamenting the hit to his pension for a while then a new Filipino bride shows up on his facebook feed. He is now in Idaho. He says she was raised on a farm and shows pictures of her skinning and butchering deer for the neighbors. Putting in her own vegetable gardens, building a pig pen to raise her own meat and lots of other interesting pics of her working. If she is a mail order bride, he scored big time.
Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
That whole "as long as we both shall live" thing is kind of a deal breaker for me.

Anyone know a site where you can order a month to month rental bride...?



Or get a test drive?
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Ok, I know, way too much time on my hands....I’m stuck in the city rehabbing our sick dog...Why???

Because the vet care where I live in Redneckville doesn’t handle super sick dogs worth a fook...I have No guns to shoot. No fish to catch...Just waking up early to stuff pills into my mutts face to get him back in the game ASAP, so we can get back home.

Back to my question...Who believes this? Looks like a huge industry of scam to me.

Any knowledge if it’s legit or whimsical folly where a dudes money would be better spent on a Premium Membership at Pornhub.

Bored and curious...😎




Beaver,

It's very real.

Divorce rate are slightly higher then normal, but not much. Most of the variance can be accounted for the "cross cultural" nature of the relationships which also have a slightly higher divorce rate.
Originally Posted by tpcollins
Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
That whole "as long as we both shall live" thing is kind of a deal breaker for me.

Anyone know a site where you can order a month to month rental bride...?



Or get a test drive?


Nope.

But there's some places in Vegas and Amsterdam where you can rent the by the hour.

I'm sure they could come up with monthly rates for you, just might be a little pricey.
Originally Posted by KFWA
I guess I'd consider it if I was waking up alone every day

but damn, if you have a job, most of your teeth and don't act like your gonna whop her in the eye every time she speaks up, you can find a woman in this country.


Different people are looking for different things. Some are willing to trade some proficiency in the English language for a girl significantly more beautify than what's available to them here in the states.
I like the scene in "Body Heat" where William Hurt is trying to pick up Kathleen Turner in a bar:

Ned: I need someone to take care of me, someone to rub my tired muscles, smooth out my sheets.

Matty: Get married.

Ned: I just need it for tonight.
Originally Posted by tpcollins
Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
That whole "as long as we both shall live" thing is kind of a deal breaker for me.

Anyone know a site where you can order a month to month rental bride...?



Or get a test drive?



Some say farmersonly.com
Originally Posted by slumlord
Always wondered about them fellers that never scored in high school.
After reading all this, now I know.

While you guys were playing dungeons and dragons or whatever, we were banging your sisters

Laffing


Sure you were.... so were your character in D&D were you an elf or a Dragonborn?
Cousinsonly.com You'll have more in common.
Originally Posted by 280shooter
Cousinsonly.com You'll have more in common.


Damn that made me laugh !
Originally Posted by VernAK
Originally Posted by Wannabebwana
I’ve dated Filipino’s and never had to deal with the family thing. But they were already here.

Slavyanka is Ukrainian, originally came here with a Canadian guy she met there. Found out too late he was bi-polar. He ended up committing suicide and leaving her with 2 kids and nothing else. Not even life insurance.

I met her at work and got to know her over a few years. She was a hard worker and was able to buy a house for her and her kids.

Through her I’ve met others from Eastern Europe. The majority of the marriages have worked out. Heard about a few older guys who got screwed over by much younger women. Roll of the dice and if you didn’t get a pre-nup you are a fool.

OTOH, if you take a beautiful young woman from metro Moscow and plunk her down in the middle of butt-fuque Alaska or the like, you’re asking for trouble.



Hey Hey!.......I live in Buttfuque, Alaska and I'm already surrounded by Russians. Don't be sending any more. smile



Can you folks up there really see the Motherland from your porches.................................




Like Sarah?


Geno

PS, with all the diversity here in the States, why shop elsewhere for an "exotic"? Heck, I've got one with Irish (by way of Canada to the US) and Latina (Mexican by way of AZ a long time ago).

PPS how many of these guys shop overseas because they are traditionalists and can't find an American woman who'll agree to - barefoot, pregnant, in the kitchen make me a sammi, and put another log on the fire- yet, the hope to find an Eastern European or Filipina that will?
Originally Posted by T_Inman
I have a friend that got one from Russia.

She spent her required year (or however long the contract was) with him then left with all his money. It was basically her plan to get to and live in America.

I laughed.

Does he know you laughed? confused

Are you still his friend? wink

Hope all is well there T,


Geno
New a kid who married a South Korean girl while in the army. Once she got here and started working she got “educated” by the girls at work and dumped him. Costly lesson for him.
Geno, If you get a good one you will not have to put up with any shyte like you will one from here.

No bitching about shared housework or “my girlfriends said I shouldn’t do for you” or such silliness.

They know they got a good deal and they’re willing to work to keep it.
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by slumlord
Always wondered about them fellers that never scored in high school.
After reading all this, now I know.

While you guys were playing dungeons and dragons or whatever, we were banging your sisters

Laffing


Sure you were.... so were your character in D&D were you an elf or a Dragonborn?

Drove a 73 stingray and a dodge powerwagon to school, mud cricket magnet...while you were doing push ups and beatin your meat

😃
Why isn't the boob survey thread attached to this discussion? I was hoping there was a connection.
Originally Posted by Lennie
Why isn't the boob survey thread attached to this discussion? I was hoping there was a connection.


There’s a connection, alright....Them bolt on boobies hubby bought Slutsuka go walking out the door along with 1/2 his income.

😜😎
Originally Posted by Wannabebwana
Geno, If you get a good one you will not have to put up with any shyte like you will one from here.

No bitching about shared housework or “my girlfriends said I shouldn’t do for you” or such silliness.

They know they got a good deal and they’re willing to work to keep it.



I have good one,

She made us a roll cake with jam and whipped cream filling this morning and is now making us some bread.

And, her retirement checks are bigger than mine!

Geno
Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
That whole "as long as we both shall live" thing is kind of a deal breaker for me.

Anyone know a site where you can order a month to month rental bride...?


There are areas in the city where you can buy a date by the hour, or night.
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by slumlord
Always wondered about them fellers that never scored in high school.
After reading all this, now I know.

While you guys were playing dungeons and dragons or whatever, we were banging your sisters

Laffing


Sure you were.... so were your character in D&D were you an elf or a Dragonborn?

Drove a 73 stingray and a dodge powerwagon to school, mud cricket magnet...while you were doing push ups and beatin your meat

😃


Don’t forget to mention your rattail, and cowboy boots.. oh and playing hank jr county boy can survive..

Push ups please i was playing d&d
Originally Posted by slumlord
Always wondered about them fellers that never scored in high school.
After reading all this, now I know.

While you guys were playing dungeons and dragons or whatever, we were banging your sisters

Laffing


Like VB,s ( virgin boys) that join the army, go to korea and lose their cherry to a korean whore in a club and lose their mind.
I Lovvvvvvvvvvvvvve you marry me please.
Dumb fugg she has phugged half of the 2nd Infantry division and you love her??????
Cant tell a moron like that anything, mofo got his 1st sniff of puzzy and lost his fughing mind.
Fugg him ....
Let him get his whore wife back to the states.
Good luck dumbass...


prior to the russian and philpino tourist entertainment visa,s created to give korean women civil rights and get em out of prostitution.
All the korean whores were indentured servants basically to ahjama (bar owing korean women) sold into it by their families for money, rice paddy land , cars, tractors ect ect ect....
3 yr stint, ahjama retains the girls KA national ID card
Basically a korean without proof of citizenship until she gets it back when her 3 yrs are up or goes freelance hooker at the end.
Joe falls in love with a bucket head whore that still has time.
Pay off ahjama 3 4 5 k to get her KA card back.
Paying off time applies to white russian and Philippino whores also.

All " respectable" when joe marries em and brings back to the land of the big PX.

LOL!!!!

Anyone that has been to korea or around a large military base.
Knows exactly what I'm talking about .
Look at all the places owned by oldleather face korean women around em.....
LOL!!

Seen that society change about korean women from 1989- 90 to my last tour in 04- 05. 3 total
Korean women went from not being allowed to drive as a whole to flying ROC Army Black hawks during those 16yrs.

And are no longer whores at bars like the white russians and phillpino whores joe falls and love with now and brings back to the Big PX...
Ahjama,s are still korean women slave driving the whores in the club.

Always funny to see some 60 70 yr old on post at the px with a phillipino wife that is in her late teens or early 20,s.
Or dudes in the 30,s 40,s 50,s with a korean wife
paul harvey rest of the story schitt for those who know the gig
LOL!!!
And its easy to spot joes with russian and Philippino whore wives from korea.


All those catagories of losers cant get laid in the states?????
Travel 8k miles around the planet to fall in love with and marry a whore.
Then come back here and pretend no one knows the back story.

Loser.....
Lol!!!

the story of"Mimi" our honorary scout platoon korean whore we had my 1st tour in 89- 90 in 2/503rd on Camp Hovey. She was outta the Ace club in Tokuri .
Lol!!
Saturday nights get a raffle ticket for each beer or shot or drink you got
End of the night
All the whores line up
Winner of the raffle gets pick of whore for an all nighter and a new mink blanket
LMFAO!!!


She snagged a 2lt Transportion corps type officer .
Ran into her and hubby one day in 1991 at the PX on Ft Campbell.
You wanna talk about a deer in the headlights look she had.

Lol!!!
Mimi made it.......

I had a Battalion commander who married a Korean language teacher. Story comes out she had been to a party with a bunch of her students and the pulled train on her at the party.
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by slumlord
Always wondered about them fellers that never scored in high school.
After reading all this, now I know.

While you guys were playing dungeons and dragons or whatever, we were banging your sisters

Laffing


Like VB,s ( virgin boys) that join the army, go to korea and lose their cherry to a korean whore in a club and lose their mind.
I Lovvvvvvvvvvvvvve you marry me please.
Dumb fugg she has phugged half of the 2nd Infantry division and you love her??????
Cant tell a moron like that anything, mofo got his 1st sniff of puzzy and lost his fughing mind.
Fugg him ....
Let him get his whore wife back to the states.
Good luck dumbass...


prior to the russian and philpino tourist entertainment visa,s created to give korean women civil rights and get em out of prostitution.
All the korean whores were indentured servants basically to ahjama (bar owing korean women) sold into it by their families for money, rice paddy land , cars, tractors ect ect ect....
3 yr stint, ahjama retains the girls KA national ID card
Basically a korean without proof of citizenship until she gets it back when her 3 yrs are up or goes freelance hooker at the end.
Joe falls in love with a bucket head whore that still has time.
Pay off ahjama 3 4 5 k to get her KA card back.
Paying off time applies to white russian and Philippino whores also.

All " respectable" when joe marries em and brings back to the land of the big PX.

LOL!!!!

Anyone that has been to korea or around a large military base.
Knows exactly what I'm talking about .
Look at all the places owned by oldleather face korean women around em.....
LOL!!

Seen that society change about korean women from 1989- 90 to my last tour in 04- 05. 3 total
Korean women went from not being allowed to drive as a whole to flying ROC Army Black hawks during those 17 yrs.

And are no longer whores at bars like the white russians and phillpino whores joe falls and love with now and brings back to the Big PX...
Ahjama,s are still korean women slave driving the whores in the club.

Always funny to see some 60 70 yr old on post at the px with a phillipino wife that is in her late teens or early 20,s.
Or dudes in the 30,s 40,s 50,s with a korean wife
paul harvey rest of the story schitt for those who know the gig
LOL!!!
And its easy to spot joes with russian and Philippino whore wives from korea.


All those catagories of losers cant get laid in the states?????
Travel 8k miles around the planet to fall in love with and marry a whore.
Then come back here and pretend no one knows the back story.

Loser.....
Lol!!!

the story of"Mimi" our honorary scout platoon korean whore we had my 1st tour in 89- 90 in 2/503rd on Camp Hovey. She was outta the Ace club in Tokuri .
Lol!!
Saturday nights get a raffle ticket for each beer or shot or drink you got
End of the night
All the whores line up
Winner of the raffle gets pick of whore for an all nighter and a new mink blanket
LMFAO!!!


She snagged a 2lt Transportion corps type officer .
Ran into her and hubby one day in 1991 at the PX on Ft Campbell.
You wanna talk about a deer in the headlights look she had.

Lol!!!
Mimi made it.......



Not so much anymore, Korean girls don’t give joe a second look. They have everything they need in Korea now.. that whole damn country is connected with the internet, majority of Seoul has WiFi, they have malls that will blow your mind. Now hooker hill, itaewon are thing of the past. Once yongsan shut down that place became a ghost town. Everything is down at Humphreys now, Casey still open because of the rocket bde up there. But the Korea you remember is pretty much gone forever.. now the joes falling in love with Filipino girls is still true, but they have to go find them and hope like hell they don’t get caught in those establishments.
We all know how you Tennessee boys roll.
Let me fix your obvious typo for ya......

Originally Posted by slumlord
Always wondered about them fellers that never scored in high school.
After reading all this, now I know.

While you guys were playing dungeons and dragons or whatever, we were banging your sisters

Laffing
Feb 2010, we fly out of the Stan after 12 month deployment. We land manas air base. Ran buy good ol US airforce anyone that’s been to Afghanistan before 2012 knows this place. Anyhow we are stuck there waiting on our ride back to the land of the big px ourselves.. we are wandering the shops, wander into one. This gal starts talking to us she asks where we are from, we said Alaska fort Richardson. She goes I’m from Palmer. At that point we are standing there trying to figure out he she is in manas Kyrgyzstan?? She speaks decent English, guess she met her husband there while she worked on the base and he saved her. Now too the best part she goes finds her co worker and holy mother ph ucking [bleep] this girl is drop dead gorgeous now this lady has our attention granted I’m married but trying to figure out this angle. That’s when the lady who was from Palmer said she needs husband, you guys want to marry. We were like wtf, this young girl was full blown Russian her dad was in the Russian army stationed in Kyrgyzstan and stayed after those countries gained independence. I always wonder if she ended up with a joe and came to the land of the big px.
I spent a few weeks drinking San Miguel beer and ignoring the Filipino gals at one bar in Angeles City, and mama-san finally got around to asking me if I was gay. "Nope- - - -they're all too young!" I ended up sleeping with her for free, and we split the profit from the cigarettes, other BX items, and liquor from my ration card that she sold on the black market! Anybody else ever have a hootch maid ask you to buy fabric softener for them? They were using it as conditioner for that waist-length hair!
Jerry
Ask the girls outside Camp Humphrey about the free eel skin wallet and Nike Air Jordan two left shoe bonus package! Ha!
It's included!
Originally Posted by 79S





Not so much anymore, Korean girls don’t give joe a second look. They have everything they need in Korea now.. that whole damn country is connected with the internet, majority of Seoul has WiFi, they have malls that will blow your mind. Now hooker hill, itaewon are thing of the past. Once yongsan shut down that place became a ghost town. Everything is down at Humphreys now, Casey still open because of the rocket bde up there. But the Korea you remember is pretty much gone forever.. now the joes falling in love with Filipino girls is still true, but they have to go find them and hope like hell they don’t get caught in those establishments.


That's disappointing. I always tell the China Doll that if this doesn't work out I'm going to try Korean next.🤔
Originally Posted by WTM45
Ask the girls outside Camp Humphrey about the free eel skin wallet and Nike Air Jordan two left shoe bonus package! Ha!
It's included!


The osan Ville way better for counter fit chit lol. We see rookies to Korea buying them fake Nike’s. We tell them, you know those are fake..
Originally Posted by Pappy348
Originally Posted by 79S





Not so much anymore, Korean girls don’t give joe a second look. They have everything they need in Korea now.. that whole damn country is connected with the internet, majority of Seoul has WiFi, they have malls that will blow your mind. Now hooker hill, itaewon are thing of the past. Once yongsan shut down that place became a ghost town. Everything is down at Humphreys now, Casey still open because of the rocket bde up there. But the Korea you remember is pretty much gone forever.. now the joes falling in love with Filipino girls is still true, but they have to go find them and hope like hell they don’t get caught in those establishments.


That's disappointing. I always tell the China Doll that if this doesn't work out I'm going to try Korean next.🤔


Thailand is where you need to go
I just ordered 2.
If it seems too good to be true, it more than likely is.
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by WTM45
Ask the girls outside Camp Humphrey about the free eel skin wallet and Nike Air Jordan two left shoe bonus package! Ha!
It's included!


The osan Ville way better for counter fit chit lol. We see rookies to Korea buying them fake Nike’s. We tell them, you know those are fake..


Imagine getting mugged and killed back in the States for fake Nikes. A double tragedy!
Bud fell for it. Swiss gal. Kinda hot, educated. He went over pre marriage, during.
Divorce after about a yr. Yr after that she calls him up and asks him to come over (she pay).
But he was already married.

Got a guy at work, won lottery, he was gonna do the mail order Russian bride thing. 55 or so.
Been divorced 20 yrs.
Married some in state gal off the web, divorced quickly.
Brought over some female helicopter mechanic from Australia.
Think that lasted a month.

Got money, but is a tool.

Another guy I know Harvard degree, prof. Married a black gal from England. She seemed normal, not bad looking.
She left his wuss ass.
So now married to a black lady from England, that's in a wheelchair.

Ought to yank the stick from her spokes and help her escape.
Originally Posted by hookeye
Bud fell for it. Swiss gal. Kinda hot, educated. He went over pre marriage, during.
Divorce after about a yr. Yr after that she calls him up and asks him to come over (she pay).
But he was already married.

Got a guy at work, won lottery, he was gonna do the mail order Russian bride thing. 55 or so.
Been divorced 20 yrs.
Married some in state gal off the web, divorced quickly.
Brought over some female helicopter mechanic from Australia.
Think that lasted a month.

Got money, but is a tool.

Another guy I know Harvard degree, prof. Married a black gal from England. She seemed normal, not bad looking.
She left his wuss ass.
So now married to a black lady from England, that's in a wheelchair.

Ought to yank the stick from her spokes and help her escape.



Wtf?????

LOL!!!
I married a French gal that grew up here (dual citizenship).
Only slightly more Fd up than a home grown version.
Aunt tried to send me to Greece to find a wife right after HS.
Those women get MEAN when they get older.
They know if they don't do anal you'll send em back to tha mutherland.
Bud went to Germany for a summer. Host fam told him to avoid the Russian girls.
I asked a group of girls in Japan if they could train my wife to be nice like them. The talked and laughed between them then and politely answered no.
Originally Posted by Fireball2
They know if they don't do anal you'll send em back to tha mutherland.


Lol
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by slumlord
Always wondered about them fellers that never scored in high school.
After reading all this, now I know.

While you guys were playing dungeons and dragons or whatever, we were banging your sisters

Laffing


Sure you were.... so were your character in D&D were you an elf or a Dragonborn?

Drove a 73 stingray and a dodge powerwagon to school, mud cricket magnet...while you were doing push ups and beatin your meat

😃


Don’t forget to mention your rattail, and cowboy boots.. oh and playing hank jr county boy can survive..

Push ups please i was playing d&d


How’d you know I had a rat tail?

Damn that’s creepy. haha
I only know one guy who ordered a bride. She is from Thailand, nice looking and collage edcuated, in Thailand! After a couple years, he quit paying taxes, then stopped working. Then left her here, and moved to Thailand, married another one! The one he left here worked and paid his the house off, and got the title. She then took him to court and received a judgement! In the meantime he is still in Thailand, living in the north on some schitt hole farm, with his new brides extended family. He wants to get out of there but faces, court and tax issues if he returns! Not to mention no place to live here! Last I heard the feds are holding his SS, and he can't fight it because he needs to be here for hearings! He was one of those in high school, that never dated because he was odd. Couldnt talk to the girls, and probably never got laid, except by mother thumb and her daughters! His brother was the opposite, and always had some gal hanging on him! The brother keeps me informed on his adventures! He calls them the adventures of my stupid brother!
Originally Posted by High_Noon
I just ordered 2.


Are the Corona infected ones considered Blems? Ought to be some sort of discount.
I married a German gal...Twice...I'm a slow learner.
Originally Posted by eric1186
I married a German gal...Twice...I'm a slow learner.


Same girl, twins, or two different German gals?

I’m pulling for you marrying the other twin.

😎😬
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Ok, I know, way too much time on my hands....I’m stuck in the city rehabbing our sick dog...Why???

Because the vet care where I live in Redneckville doesn’t handle super sick dogs worth a fook...I have No guns to shoot. No fish to catch...Just waking up early to stuff pills into my mutts face to get him back in the game ASAP, so we can get back home.

Back to my question...Who believes this? Looks like a huge industry of scam to me.

Any knowledge if it’s legit or whimsical folly where a dudes money would be better spent on a Premium Membership at Pornhub.

Bored and curious...😎




I wonder ..... if you order through Amazon, is delivery included free? Curious minds want to know.
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Originally Posted by Hastings
My son who is an attorney tells me this usually ends in sad stories about older men bringing some very good looking younger foreigner over here and as soon as she becomes legally American she is looking for divorce lawyer and a settlement. A lot of them are Filipino.


I know of one like you described. She left him with twin baby girls of mixed racial origin. She had a baby daddy on the side.

Not mail order but 4 of the guys that I worked with in China married Chinese women and are doing well . Another that I worked with in Brazil left his Wyoming wife and married a Brazilian woman. Don’t know how that worked out.



I had a brazillion once...spent it all on big boats and fast cars. frown
Originally Posted by luv2safari
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Originally Posted by Hastings
My son who is an attorney tells me this usually ends in sad stories about older men bringing some very good looking younger foreigner over here and as soon as she becomes legally American she is looking for divorce lawyer and a settlement. A lot of them are Filipino.


I know of one like you described. She left him with twin baby girls of mixed racial origin. She had a baby daddy on the side.

Not mail order but 4 of the guys that I worked with in China married Chinese women and are doing well . Another that I worked with in Brazil left his Wyoming wife and married a Brazilian woman. Don’t know how that worked out.



I had a brazillion once...spent it all on big boats and fast cars. frown



Ohhh but the memories are good !

I’m still liking fast cars, can’t help it and will till I croak.
Spent 30 years in the refinery and knew several guys that tried it.Only one made it work that I know of.Thats still a better record than the guys that tried it with strippers frown
Originally Posted by luv2safari
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Originally Posted by Hastings
My son who is an attorney tells me this usually ends in sad stories about older men bringing some very good looking younger foreigner over here and as soon as she becomes legally American she is looking for divorce lawyer and a settlement. A lot of them are Filipino.


I know of one like you described. She left him with twin baby girls of mixed racial origin. She had a baby daddy on the side.

Not mail order but 4 of the guys that I worked with in China married Chinese women and are doing well . Another that I worked with in Brazil left his Wyoming wife and married a Brazilian woman. Don’t know how that worked out.



I had a brazillion once...spent it all on big boats and fast cars. frown


How bad did it hurt when they ripped the hot wax off your taint?

Asking for 79S

😂😎

One of my coworkers brought a woman over from China. He lost a bunch of weight, learned Mandarin, and she packs his lunch every day. He seems happy. She's fairly close in age to him.
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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by eric1186
I married a German gal...Twice...I'm a slow learner.


Same girl, twins, or two different German gals?

I’m pulling for you marrying the other twin.

😎😬



Same gal sadly...She was an animal in the sack though...
Nicely done...Absolutely nothing wrong with going back for 2nds at the same restaurant...Just as long as the menu is still good and the chef ain’t a crackhead.

😎
Originally Posted by hookeye
I married a French gal that grew up here (dual citizenship).
Only slightly more Fd up than a home grown version.
Aunt tried to send me to Greece to find a wife right after HS.
Those women get MEAN when they get older.



Mean and hairy . Dated a few Greek gals in their 40's. Fun for a bit.

I worked in Russia and Ukraine in the 90's. Called out at the embassy occasionally to help assist the K Visa interviews and process.

Typical scenario:

Blue collar Guy in his late 40's or 50's. meets a Hawt Russian gal in her 20's or 30's on the internet. He has never been abroad in his life and could find Russia or Ukraine on a world map. He doesn't know a word of Russian she doesn't even know how to say "Hi" in English. He travels to Russia or Ukraine to meet his prospective bride. . Shows up at embassy at Kiev, Moscow or St Petes with his gal. . I ask the guy during interview does he know what the heck he's getting into and almost all were clueless. I speak to the gals in Russian and Ukraine and ask why are they doing this and of course all said they love him and smiled. I told them they're full of BS and want the visa to the US. and warn the guys but they don't listen.

Dated a bunch of gals when I worked there so pretty much understood the mentality. There a few, very few, good gals with character but the vast majority were typical Russian scammers.
Not certain how to post photos from my phone on a forum but yes those eastern European are as hot as a freshly poured lead bullet. Smoking.

I have have one that's a personal trainer and ballerina. These women are beautiful beyond belief.
One of my friends named Bob met a Polish farmer’s daughter on FarmersOnly.com. Her father ran a big government farm in Poland under socialism. Bob’s from Woburn, MA and had never stepped foot on a farm in his life. They’ve been married for 10 years now and couldn’t be happier.
I have a Japanese wife, but she was born in the USA. (no mail order bride) By the way, her cooter is vertical.
Originally Posted by Japlvr
I have a Japanese wife, but she was born in the USA. (no mail order bride) By the way, her cooter is vertical.


Pics or it didnt happen. wink
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by luv2safari
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Originally Posted by Hastings
My son who is an attorney tells me this usually ends in sad stories about older men bringing some very good looking younger foreigner over here and as soon as she becomes legally American she is looking for divorce lawyer and a settlement. A lot of them are Filipino.


I know of one like you described. She left him with twin baby girls of mixed racial origin. She had a baby daddy on the side.

Not mail order but 4 of the guys that I worked with in China married Chinese women and are doing well . Another that I worked with in Brazil left his Wyoming wife and married a Brazilian woman. Don’t know how that worked out.



I had a brazillion once...spent it all on big boats and fast cars. frown


How bad did it hurt when they ripped the hot wax off your taint?

Asking for 79S

😂😎


BEAVER!
Some guys are total idiots about it.

Slavyanka’s sister met an American when she was working in Turkey in the late 90’s. They spent some time together but she moved on. He was smitten.

He can’t speak her language and she hardly speaks any English. He still sends her money. She’s been with a guy 10 years and hasn’t told him. They even got married 2 years ago.

He’s still single and waiting for the day she finally realizes she loves him. Dumbass.
Have a friend that went to china. Met a gal there on the street. they went for tea. Hung out for a week. They had a internet romance for a year. He was trying to get her to the US. She needed money for a pass port and flight. He sent it to her. OOPs never heard from her again. Knew a guy from Russia that he and his wife came to America. After the wife got amercanized she divorced him. Might work for some.
Originally Posted by JeffA
The first Ukrainian & Russian bride guide to provide a GPS-like roadmap for Western men.

Ukrainian & Russian Bride Guide's key message for Western bride seekers: Don't waste your precious time and money emailing women online. Take a vacation and adventure of a lifetime and, at the same time, have scheduled meetings with a half dozen very attractive Ukrainian or Russian women who you have selected, and who have expressed a strong interest in your personal profile and introductory letter.

Get all the information you'll need in:
[Linked Image from m.media-amazon.com]


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That's good advice.

Don't waste your time emailing. Don't waste your money on the pay-for-chat game, and never, NEVER, send them money.
This stuff is legit, but one must be careful. I’ve known a few success stories.

Stay away from Filipinas. Totally two faced scammers one way or another. Not trustworthy.
Originally Posted by Lslite
Spent 30 years in the refinery and knew several guys that tried it.Only one made it work that I know of.Thats still a better record than the guys that tried it with strippers frown


Now that's some funny stuff.
Originally Posted by Japlvr
I have a Japanese wife, but she was born in the USA. (no mail order bride) By the way, her cooter is vertical.


Ya don't say...
BREAKING NEWS! Men will do stupid things for poonanny!

Remember, you heard it here first.
Originally Posted by Whiptail

One of my coworkers brought a woman over from China. He lost a bunch of weight, learned Mandarin, and she packs his lunch every day. He seems happy. She's fairly close in age to him.
As a guy married to a Chinese woman (not mail order), I can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt that she put him on a diet and an allowance. They can save money like nobody’s business. They can stretch a penny forever and they despise debt. They will try to control their men through puzzy or otherwise, but it’s honestly with good intentions...it’s just their culture. Mine hasn’t been very successful as I’m a hard-headed Kraut. I have decided to let her handle the money because she is very good at it. It doesn’t hurt that for the first time in my life I am with a woman who brought more money into the relationship than I did.
No experience with mail orders, but several service buddies years back linked up with gals in Thailand when we were stationed there. About half worked out, and the other half harvested front end money, but were nowhere to be found when it was time to close the deal. One guy made three trips over, but there was always some issue that pulled her out into to remote part of the country.

Did meet a couple Thai girls that each had 2 or three husbands all sending them $$$, Both really liked to party and quite regularly picked up the tab for our whole group.

Not much of that sort in this rural community, but I get a kick out the gray haired guys my age that have near death grip hand holds on what look to be about 23 year gals from the Philippines. Must be showing them the entire US, as I see most of them in our National Parks.
Originally Posted by Japlvr
I have a Japanese wife, but she was born in the USA. (no mail order bride) By the way, her cooter is vertical.

Always wondered about Nip pussy , is it 2- stroke or 4-stroke ?
my brother shipped in a few Filipino chicks good looking too. non of them could put up with him, lol.
Originally Posted by Japlvr
I have a Japanese wife, but she was born in the USA. (no mail order bride) By the way, her cooter is vertical.


Who owns this sock?

😜😎
Originally Posted by slumlord
Always wondered about them fellers that never scored in high school.
After reading all this, now I know.

While you guys were playing dungeons and dragons or whatever, we were banging your sisters

Laffing

right lol
I was in love many times in my 3 years in Okinawa, Thailand, Taiwan, Viet Nam, Japan and the Philippine Islands. After about two years without a leave I was ready to bring one of those girls home. After I got back to Taiwan I just about fell in love again, It was then I learned I was "in heat" not love. grin
I doubt that if I went to Europe, I probably wouldn't have come home empty handed.
I am glad common sense prevailed------I have been married 47 years to the same "round eye" .




.
Knew a guy that married a little gal from Thailand going thru the mail order bride scenario. His wife had run off with a ski instructor leaving him with two little boys. She was a school teacher over in Thailand. Said it was the best money he had ever spent, kept the house spotless, home schooled his kids, treated him like a king. Said the only thing was at times it was a little embarrassing. He said he went to Walmart one day and bought an electric can opener, came home and gave it to her since the only can opener in the house was an old manual crank style that never worked worth a damn. Said when his buddys dropped by she would go get that can opener and bring it out and tell his buddys what a great husband she had, "Look what my loving husband bought me" and she proudly showed off her $12.00 can opener. He said you would of thought he had bought her a Lexus or something. He's totally happy, said he tries to keep her away from American chicks so they don't ruin her.
A guy who used to run one of the local gun shops ordered one. I THINK she was Filipino, but not certain. Some years later he was dying of cancer and she apparently didn't like the terms of his will. He had 2 adult kids from a previous marriage. HIs wife, along with some of her friends kidnapped him and demanded money from his children.

I don't know the details, but she, along with a couple of other guys were caught and jailed. The guy died a short time later. He's been gone about 10 years or so.
Originally Posted by JMR40
A guy who used to run one of the local gun shops ordered one. I THINK she was Filipino, but not certain. Some years later he was dying of cancer and she apparently didn't like the terms of his will. He had 2 adult kids from a previous marriage. HIs wife, along with some of her friends kidnapped him and demanded money from his children.

I don't know the details, but she, along with a couple of other guys were caught and jailed. The guy died a short time later. He's been gone about 10 years or so.

Carole phuggin Baskin
Well, one thing’s for sure, a woman can be God’s greatest gift or Hell on Earth.
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Well, one thing’s for sure, a woman can be God’s greatest gift or Hell on Earth.


Or sometimes both.
Originally Posted by slumlord
Always wondered about them fellers that never scored in high school.
After reading all this, now I know.

While you guys were playing dungeons and dragons or whatever, we were banging your sisters

Laffing


i wondered that too ?
> that is a true statement poor dudes,i think i got more trim then than i do now married ?
I knew a guy that went to the Phillipines, picked up 2 20 something young things - he was 49 at the time.

didn't marry either one, just met all their needs financially and in turn they piled up in bed with him whenever he wanted. I think meeting their needs financially met that he was dropping maybe $60K a year in all their living expenses. maybe - that's probably high, certainly less than what he spent here. He sent me some pics, they were cute things, of course most of 'em are cute at that age. Basically he was boning the maids and played the role of sugar daddy

He was a financial analyst so he could live anywhere in the world as long as he adjusted to the time zone he needed to work in
Bud said his uncle sold his company and moved to FL.
He's gotta be 80 now.
Has two Dodge Hellcats.
One for him, and one for the little 40 yr old Filipino lady that comes over to polish his knob.
I used to travel a bunch around Asia a bunch for work, a observations

In the Philippines, it's completely normal for a family to try and marry a daughter off to anyone with money to advance the family status. Thailand was pretty much the same as the Philippines, but the women were hotter ( or were they really lady boys ? ). In Thailand it was common to see grey haired white guys with young hotties. I got hit on more in Indonesia than any other country being a semi grey haired middle aged guy.

I really liked the people in Thailand and Philippines, they are generally super nice but both countries are very poor by western standards. Anything from Russia would be way more scary, that's a different culture. No one I know has done the mail order bride thing, doesn't make much sense to me since you could fly over and meet all the girls you want in places that are not meat markets.
My buddy Dr Cap is 76 now i think, Argentinian. He always has 20 something girlfriends.Known him for 20 yrs. He'll date them till he gets tired of their chit then call me, gives all their belongings in a bag and tells me where he sent them to get their hair done. I'll have someone drop me off there, walk in give them their stuff then walk out go get in the car he was letting them use and drive to his home.. Hell he came out on Judge Judy one time over that chit. He's a psychiatrist, and he depends on me for advise.
My granduncle, if there is such a thing, brought two cousins home from the Korean deal. They both lived with him as his wives cooked cleaned shopped as a threesome but he never admitted to threesomes in bed with them though he never denied it either. They lived with him well into his 50s then wanted to go back and visit their kin folks so he took them for a month. When he came back 1 stayed in S. Korea and another great looking 30 something came back with him and his original "wife". She soon had a belly bump and Uncle Bud said he didn't know for sure if it was his or not but he did not seem to care either way. Years later after he put that baby girl thru college and she became some sort of engineer the original second wife came back and the engineer moved out of town.
Uncle Bud passed away a few years back never admitting to threesomes or who the baby's father was.
True Story
One of my best friends from HS married a Pilipino gal back when he was around 40 or so. I never met her but judging by the pics he posted, she was an older gal and uglier than a mud fence. He ended up moving to the Philippines with her and her extended family and still lives there as far as I know. Rusty always was an odd guy………..
The modern version of mail order is online dating sites. I don't know how the odds of getting a good one compare. There are some real losers on any of those sites. After my 1st wife died, I got on a Christian site. Being a Christian site certainly doesn't guarantee anything but the odds of meeting a good one are probably slightly better. I met my current wife on there and we've been married 11 years now.

I knew a minister who'd lost his wife. He did the same thing. I read his profile. Sheesh! You needed a PhD in theology to figure out what he was talking about. He probably scared off some very fine women.
It's for real.... I have two friends who got 'em... Both quite happy..
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Interesting video that brought some old memories to the surface. The worst thing a Caucasian could do was shop in Thailand. Decide what one wanted and then send in a girlfriend or local to make the purchase. Locals could always cut a way better deal than a foreigner.
Oh, it's real all right.

Back in the mid-90's, I was in the process of gnawing my own arm off, trying to get away from Satan (Wife 1.0). I don't remember how I signed up, but somehow I got on a mailing list for Russian brides. I wasn't serious about it; I was just bored. Every month, I'd get a diskette and letter explaining the month's lineup. There were real hot looking ones and they'd have glamorous bios.

Svetlana: 23. Grew up in suburban Moscow. She is a retired gymnast with degrees in Chemistry and Human Sexuality. She works as a model.

Svetlana would have a red cross across her picture. She was already taken along with most of the first dozen or so.

Then there'd be:

Olga: 38. Born and raised in Dreckistan. Went to work in People's Ammunition Factory #2 at age 17. She mops floors. She has 3 kids by 4 fathers. She is missing a nostril.


Olga's picture looks like an industrial accident. She's available.


This went on for about 2 years. In the meantime, I'd met KYHillChick and gotten loose from The Dark One. Finally, they stopped sending diskettes.
Thailand 2020 Population roughly 70M

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Not mail order but 4 of the guys that I worked with in China married Chinese women and are doing well
At least they were there for a while and had time to get to know them better. Mail order is marrying someone you don't know. Of course nothing's guaranteed but knowing them a little ups the odds considerably.
No way in hell Sir, mainly for fear of loosening the dog, cat, bat plaque that has resided for decades from their insides, and forcing it, and the fumes that must accompany it out of every orifice, plus, I have no desire to make 'their' patina glisten, another plus, I stick to, and am only attracted to my own kind.
Originally Posted by gunner500
No way in hell Sir, mainly for fear of loosening the dog, cat, bat plaque that has resided for decades from their insides, and forcing it, and the fumes that must accompany it out of every orifice, plus, I have no desire to make 'their' patina glisten, another plus, I stick to, and am only attracted to my own kind.

Now there is a racist!
Originally Posted by Hectortwsp
Originally Posted by gunner500
No way in hell Sir, mainly for fear of loosening the dog, cat, bat plaque that has resided for decades from their insides, and forcing it, and the fumes that must accompany it out of every orifice, plus, I have no desire to make 'their' patina glisten, another plus, I stick to, and am only attracted to my own kind.

Now there is a racist!


Stating a preference, then going into detail about why, is not racist sir, plus, I was being nice leaving 'rats' off their daily menu.
With this Covid 19 crap going on there are some real deals on brides from China, BOGO ,FREE SHIPPING.
In sourcing jobs American women don`t want to do any more.
My ex neighbor bought one from Russia. He had to warranty the first one. The replacement was a ringer for a stripper, sexy as hell. She was the best yeller I've heard.....not yelling from the bedroom, but the front yard.

Didn't look like a bargain to me.
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