here it is since the poobah has been too liquored up to start one....

I am in:

He must have got into his bribes from last year.

Here's my entry. It's probably way too big, but I'm going to give Sakoluvr a run for his money. However, it looks like he might get extra points for killing a Piebald.

I got him Saturday night. I thought it was a doe. Only a couple of minutes of shooting time left and almost dark. Had a doe and a Bambie walking across the field at about 75 yards. I was getting ready to shoot her when another deer walks up from my right and about 25 yards. Didn't see the horns. I used the old "high shoulder shot" on his ass and folded him like a wet rag. Got down out of the tree and went over to him and about schit myself when I saw the horns. My wife told me I needed to get my eyes checked.



It's Early Muzzle Loader season right now. I use a 50 cal. 295 gr. Power Belt with three 50-50 Triple 7 pellets.

StoneCutter, I'd say the deer are huge by Dinkathon standards, but hopefully you'll have more opportunities. It can be competitive.


That Piebald has entirely too much brown on it.....

Last year I posed a buck with maybe inch and a half spikes and was reprimanded for posting a "monster".

LMAO

Must be some mistake. Everyone "knows" PBs just bounce off stuff. 😛

Do I need to step in here, or what???


BIG TIME style points for that piebald deer.

Brian: I don't think you truly understand the spirit in which the dinkathon is conducted. Don't be bringing in pics of bucks with B&C scores over net 3.

Lmao!

We may be a contender this year pobah!

My boy is after his first...and we have a piebald nubbie on a trail cam!

A piebald nubbie for a first kill would be hard to beat.

Ive got the Mini Moose category tied up.


Smallest Wolf category



Tiniest Coyote category




Ive got all these tied up so Im just going to let you guys fight over the smallest deer.

Good job on the early kills guys

Looks like you shot your neighbors Chihuahua... You better not let them find out...

No such thing as a mini moose!! Try dragging that critter a 100 yards!

No such thing as a mini moose!! Try dragging that critter a 100 yards!

Charles: The Moose Category requires moose steak bribes.

Just sayin'...


And in the Wolf and coyote categories, those are the largest entries thus far.....your prospects don't look good.

I feel as though this contest is ran by the Clinton crime family. Without bribes nothing happens.

Well now, look who gets a visit from Rommel for halloween....

Just "Donate" to the Ingwe Foundation, and all will go well. Plus if your "Donation" is large enough, you wont commit suicide anytime soon...

Just sayin'

Charles--Have you tried that moose yet? Best venison there is IMO. Bob

You guys are in deep trouble this year. I drew a doe tag and the first deer that comes in front of me will get a severe case of lead poisoning from one of MILES58's handloads for my good ol' 99. The Poobs has all ready been contacted, and the appropriate bribes are sitting here ready to go out...........

They are also the only entries so far so that should make me the winner. Its on page 933 of the rule book.

At the rate we are eating the moose meat its not gonna last long.

We have had burgers a few times. Roast Sunday night and then I cooked a couple of steaks on the grille tonight. Everything has been fantastic definetly better than whitetail and a little better then Elk I have always liked elk meat as well. I calculate that with what I have in the Moose meat im at $45 per pound. Kinda like caviar on the hoof.

It's only money, memories are priceless!!

OK people. Get Busy!

Sakoluvr's piebald dink is leading by a WIDE margin right now...and thats without bribes!


Think about that.


Let it sink in.

Pretty small blacktail

I am fully confident I will be the only winner and loser of the dink-a-thon in the same season(last year)

I'm gonna try to be the big loser again this year but likely won't have a winning entry this season...but ya never know

This guy as potential for something what I don't know?
Winner of a Jerry Lewis dinkathon?

He looks like I've felt on occasion.

Thats how the country is gonna feel on Nov 9th

You need t shoot that thing and put it out of it's misery.

My apologies. It was a total accident shooting it, so I had to post it anyhow.

I'm sure I'll screw up again this season and shoot a Bambie with buttons somewhere along the line. He'll be in the wrong place at the wrong time when I'm in the wrong mood.

It cannot be a doe, and by the way things went last year, Da Poobs is wanting pictures of "Junk".


I'm trying to think of the explanations I will have to come up with, you know, with my buddies rolling up and I have a dead deer....and my pants down and camera in hand.....

Chernobyl catagorski?

That buck would make a fantastic Euro-mount

Now 7mmMato has the smallest coyote.

Thanks for that. Nice coyote.

You're welcome 7mmMato.

Looks like a little bid rigging !! Does that buck have an infection from that antler? Looks puffy. What are all those blotches on it's hide? Looks like he's sick to me.

I need to stop hunting the nuclear waste dump
WTF from a different property

Dan I think you're serious about this dinkathon, but you look to try to win it on style points alone with your Three Mile Island deer.

Which is Okay...but may require extra bribes, or a Yankee Potato Recipe....

albinos, piebalds and mutant racks.

About the only way a feller with regular deer is going to win this thing is to knife one while humping it.

That might work.....but without pics, it didn't happen!

Against my better judgement, I will play.

Day before coming home after chasing elk this year (ate that tag) and deer (the 4point put the slip on me again) I took this 3point running with the 4point. Hanging weight of 89lb, but guessing some of that due to what he was packing around in his tailbone for a year.

For the dinkathon, thats a monster. But you get style points for putting a buck down that a bowhunter couldn't. What would possess someone to shoot the deer in the ass?

There's an avalanche of answers to that question.

Winch one would you like first?

You're going to need at least a 1/2 mile of steel cable if you go down that rabbit hole....

Jeff_O's first attempt at bowhunting?

Giving somebody the benefit of doubt, I hope it turned just at release. Very surprised that it didn't hit a spec of flesh. As to being a monster, my brother took a 2point that weighed in 30lb more than my 3point. The thing was fatter than I am.

That's an uber sized spool of cable.

Would a photo of a live buck qualify, or must we have the carcass in hand?

You must have its junk in hand,if you can do that while still alive you're good to go

DVD The guy that won last year understands this statement in spades.



God I love my uncle al.

I got his kill on video this year. 415 yards in a 8 to 10 mph wind 308 win 168 BT.

http://youtu.be/od6y4Jhy1rU

Will try to find the pictures of the head soon.

Done tied the BT up again I suppose

You ain't got any pictures of small bucks. All I have seen are monsters

Cookie's fallen a couple times and her camera went off. I think we have one sad sack that might at least "show." If Photo bucket will come back on line, I'll make at least one submission.

Lol god bless you sir.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^


This.




You guys need to step up your game. Visible antlers? Sheesh...

OK. Hardware is not in hand, but here's my submission. Is this a goofy looking face or what? Obviously some plumbing/hardware issues there.

Somebody should buy that poor fugger a hat. Kinda icky looking.

Way too much bone to enter of course, but a suitable "contribution" might merit an honorable mention in the Weird Schitt category.

Yes, this has gotten entirely out of hand. This ain't "Monster bucks are us" by any means, and you guys keep posting these huge bucks with 6" antlers.

This is not a local-area contest. It is not a state-wide contest.

This contest is world-class, and here is what is expected. By the way, this one DIDN'T win.




For you guys that don't have the fortitude or ability to harvest world-class dinks like that, either develop that ability, or revert to the alternative.....Poobs'll let you know where to send....

Spoken like the true Winner he is!

And where is the Sarcasm emoticon??

No sarcasm...you set the bar high with the albino dink....

Just to show you guys Im impartial, I'll post the only deer I shot this year...





It still had its spots, but I think the antlers are gonna keep it out of the competition...

Nice one!!!Hardly a dink though..

I'm trying for last place

Bear in mind....there are no consolation prizes, or particpation awards.....



Just so you know.

The deer is consolation enough

OK...suit yourself. If you want to come in last, I wont try to stop you.



And for the rest of you hosers, I'm the only one who has bought any Blantons for the Judge.


Just Sayin'....

I've bought you Blanton's........and you let me drink it...

You gotta be kidding me with that monstrosity.



Come back when you are serious!

Next year.

We aren't getting many submissions, and I say again, Im not getting much Blantons....

How much Blantons will it take for me to place in the top 5?

2/5

Ok.

Elkie's always joking.....

Basically, if you can pose with the deer by holding its' antlers, they're too big.....

OK, Maybe a thumb and forefinger.

Mn. gun season opens next weekend, and I've got a doe tag. There's got to be a nubbin' buck out there with my name written all over it, and I'm warming up the family truckster to run for a case or two or ten of Blanton's......

Well I spent a week in unit 20B for my muzzle loader hunt last week. I saw does, fawns, yearlings, quail, mourning dove, woodpeckers, squirrels, a king snake, tarantula, turkeys everything but a BUCK. Oh, also had a bunny rabbit eating about 15' from me. I didn't have a .460 and didn't think the 250 grn barnes out of the .50 cal would do the job.

Eating tag soup this year again.

How much Blatons would it take for you to imagine that I got a dink with nubs just breaking the skin???

Maybe next year.

I shot an arrow into a doe's ass once. Would have blasted the heart/lungs if she hadn't spun at the shot (recurve, late season, jumpy deer). Recovered 250 yards away, no blood (found and shot again).
Sucked.
No more jumpy deer shots late season. None earlier too.

The 250 gr bullet would've bounced off.

.

Dank

It seems I have failed to impress in dinkedness alone.

I will supplement my submission with blood trail style points.

Damn, Stevie wonder could have followed that one....

Did it have any blood left?

However did you find him?

Some snow would have made that job a lot easier.

What cartridge is the Featherweight chambered for?

Thirty oh six

Factory loads from winchester, 150 gr "deer season XP"

I believe XP stands for extreme point.

Tipped with depleted unobtainium.

Thanks ND.

Aparantly, the "XP" means "Xploding Point".

Its a sad day when deer with spikes are actual contenders in the dinkathon....

I ain't got started.....

This........was a runner-up......





SIERRA, BABY!!!!!

I did it one time. It was a doe with a Bambie walked under and past me. She was walking away from me, so I had a narrow lane to hit the boiler room. So because I suck, I was a little off to the left and got her in the ass. I had a sick feeling as I watched her run away with an arrow sticking out of her ass. Those are the types of hunts I'd like to forget.

As far as the Dink-a-thon goes, I'm going out tonight and tomorrow, so maybe I'll screw up and shoot one.

This contest is wide open this year. I can't wait till I'm back in Ohio with my 870 & old style foster slugs.

I'm sure you won't miss either. I know you don't miss many flying targets with that thing.

Let's bring this one back to the top.

OK, Dinksters, I am about to enter the fray. I have to work Friday, and will probably be busy till about 0200 Saturday, so I will only get in half a day Saturday, but the whole day Sunday.

That should be enough time to rip this competition to shreds.

Rifle zeroed--check
Equipment good to go--check
Plenty of ammo--check
Treestand in good shape--check
New can of white rustoleum--check......+

The Grand Master has arrived! You guys are toast now!!

I even bought both a new camera and a new phone.

If da Poobs wants pics of junk, we will oblige.

Pics of junk! Is Poobs.... ?

Ingwe: I'm sorry I will not have an entry for you this year. My trigger finger slipped, and well. . .



It's really hard here in the TransBluegrass to come up with a dink worthy of entry. If you have any tips you could pass on, I'd appreciate it.

Best of luck. I hope I can have something for you next year.

Sir, you missed one obvious and glaring flaw in your simple plan. I see no mention of bribe material. Many others have dilligently greased Poobah's hand by now. Heck, at this point you'll need three blondes with enormous racks, four brunettes, one redhead, all equally endowed. a truckload of whiskey, enough beer to fill a large pond, and then more whiskey and beer.

You really will need to step up your game here sir.

The Poob's can't be bought-cheaply!

Maybe just a little.

He's all atwitter over the 6.8, which is a little .270, so....

gophergunner, I appreciate the addition of a most requisite piece of equip(hic)ment....

I'm sorry you have that problem. It manifests itself here, also, with an occasional inferior dink showing up, so we quickly take them out of the gene pool so as the keep the racks where they should be....at the hairline.

ya'll need bigger bribes...

Is this a big enough bribe?

I screwed up too. Sorry, Poobs.

Well it's the least I can do....

Please make arrangements for me to "vette" the bribe material submitted. I will "interview" her personally for several days before passing my finding on to the Poobs.

Wait a minute, I don't mean to sound stupid or anything, but what the hell is the White Rustoleum for?

From a couple of Dinkathons ago.

Nice lipstick!

Well, since the Poobs is leaning towards the 6.8, awww hell, a .270 lite, I figured something like that would appeal to him.

A 300 grain WFN through the lungs gives them the ol' lipstick effect.

I don't know why she looks at me like that, we'll never make eye contact....

Well, at least I didn't screw up as bad as you guys did. Nice bucks.

Don't take anything away from yours, either.

Going to need a call from the refs here. About an 80 yard shot with the .275 Rigby down in the big woods.



When I got there it looks like he had lost fight with someone. Still a pretty fresh break on the main beam.



The really scary part is he fell within 20 feet of the first buck I killed on the place 20 years ago.

Dink mulie at 9000 ft..... damn I worked hard for this little rat.

He is DELICIOUS.

Pugs, points for the cartridge. I hope that him falling that close to the first one's point of demise is not the end of your harvests.

Jeff, the air would be a little thin for me at 9000 feet, we hunt somewhere around 300.

I left Ingwe a PM, and he has not gotten back to me. I am thinking of featuring the Dinkathon on my website, but I need an official statement of the rules. Any idea when the old fart's going to be back around?

I would imagine he's neck deep in bribes right now and will post again once the empties start piling up.

Official statement of the rules.

That's a good one.

I dropped a kidney laughing.

Rules?............what rules?

Although, I almost got banned from this thread for posting a picture of a doe.

Pugs, too bad he was busted up like that. Nice brow tines.

I shot a nipper off the teat with a triple deuce and had to field a visit from Vito and Guido because it was a doe...

Rules?

Contact a Moderator.

Well, there are rules and there are rules. As I understand it, this is a contest where the winner is the guy who enters the buck with the shortest rack, right? A 4 inch spike is probably out of the running. A button buck is a bit too small.

Ingwe is the final judge. He decides who wins and loses. You have to convince him or else there isn't even an entry, let alone an honorable mention.

All this can be moderated by bribes to the Poobs. He's not going to allow a blantant doe or a 10-point rack as the winner, but if you submit your 2-inch spike and include the right whiskey as a bribe, you might get in the running.

Is this correct, or am I missing something? I have to say, I've not been really attentive. To date, I've made only one entry. It was a six inch forker, that I accidentally shot a couple of years ago. I got an honorable mention for the hat I was wearing. That is the extent of my experience with the contest. Normally, the bucks we take are in the hatrack-to-chandelier variety. Factory 30-06 ammo bounces off.

You, sir, on are the right track!

You gotta leave "proof of sex attached" to qualify!


Ed

I lose drank the bribe and am having a blast

Poor form.

Thanks

Shaman, while your understanding of this time honored contest is fairly accurate, it leads to concern that you are under the impression that "bribes" are necessary to get a favorable score from Poobah. It also concernes me that you believe mere whiskey is an adequate source of compensation. Please consider the tenuous situation the Grand Poobah is in while scrutinizing all these entries. It tends to make one very thirsty. We're talking VERY thirsty here. Mere whiskey is not enough. Voluminous amounts of beer are also needed to slake his thirst. We're talking semi trailer loads here. Also, while he's isolated in his lair pouring over all the entries, female companionship is quite appreciated. So please keep this in mind as you consider what gratuities to bestow upon the Poobs. Along with your entry, please remit increased ammounts of alocohol, and the entire Swedish Performance Bikini Team. In lieu of that, simple cash will work too............

223AI dink shot this morning

It's about time someone got serious...

I regret having to post this AFTER Steely but...

I can not enter the Dink-a-thon but my Grandson can.



Them R spikes, he's NOT a nubbin. My Grandson is 11 YO and this is his first deer. He used my BDL 243 in SE Ark.

Don't let his age and inexperience influence any of you. It's a DINK contest.

The GAUNTLET is thrown down!

Jerry

ps: you can make the check out to Jerry, I'm his executor.

Damn it! I passed one smaller n that this weekend!

Fixt it

....well, ummm, errr, "I don't recall that Sir"

That's what my hero said.

Jerry

That oughht to eat good, Steely.

This one gets my vote for sure.

Thanks G G

I'm kinda partial, I guess. <grin>

Jerry

OK, after looking at the competition I am ready to send a bribe.

30 WCF 1928 G

OK...gotta agree.....cause he's got "The Kid Factor" going in his favor....



But he's not old enough to buy a bribe...

And this is a definite contender because of massive style points for the 99 and for the 30wcf.




The competition just got tougher....

And you guys are wasting bandwidth with THIS kind of stuff?


sheesh....


You do understand that every point on the deers antlers represents a deduct point?

The kid's got my vote so far.

Our trigger fingers slipped.

Ingwe,

I have what I consider to be a front runner for the Dink-a-thon. Not only are the antlers small, but I used a 6mm Remington. Hopefully I can gain some style points for being a "stunt shooter."

How loud was the shutter click?

barm: broken antler. It probably had 4 pts on that side. Damn cheater!

Never. A contest with the honorable Poobah presiding would never allow it.

You are deplorable.

Jwall, congrats to you and your son.

O, 03-

Thanks. I'm so glad and thankful that we live in a country where WE can possess and use firearms and pass them on to our kids. **at least for now**

Jerry

OK: seldom do I give a fellow 24HCF member or a contestant in the Dinkathon an honest dressing down but seriously, you need to reconsider this whole dink hunting thing, and this Hallowed Contest.
First a 6mm isn't even close to stunt shooting... true Stunt shooters fart in your general direction!
Second: The deer is too big to begin with, then for your to attempt to cheat by breaking off one of those massive antlers...sheesh. For that to get by the Poobah would take extra special bribes...

I hope you have another tag so you can go try again, and get serious this time!



Love and kisses, and in your case, Prayers Sent, Poobs

Hey...that was kinda fun, belittling a fellow member! Now I know what Big Stick sees in it!

Oh lord

Puppies might bring the devil out.

Pooba can one get style points for having a breastfeeding baby on board.



This game losing is awesome.

Oh Lord indeed!

That would make a GREAT bribe!

Answer to first question: No.

Remark on losing: Be aware that most losers never change! Wallow in your self-pity, you're stuck with it.


Love and kisses, Poobs.

I rest my case on my earlier remark about losers...look at that pile of bone!

Two boys left. The rest have homes they are cute little ones for sure.

DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!


Bribing with puppies is NOT FAIR!!!


The Poobs has a weakness....

barm - sorry that's 2nd Place Winner


Here's First Place -- "smaller", 'less' is BEST.


Mind you, I'm not prejudiced.

Jerry

Oh Grand Poobah shall I remind everyone how this damn contest works...shoot dink,shoot it with a worthy caliber,submit proof, and last and most important a suitable bribe shall be rendered forward.

1. Shoot Dink...check yesterday morning



2. Dink was killed with .444 Marlin perfect medicine to bowl over dinks

3.Submit proof(remember proof of sex is required)




4. And most important the bribe

I predict the Poobah will call the season closed early and award the win to dvdgeorge.

Well dvd - that's the DINKIEST dink I've ever seen.
I bow before you.
My Grandson's is mountable compared to thatun.



<barm, better luck next year.

Jerry

If someone is going to beat me I am glad it is a youngin'

Wish I had known about this contest in 2013--the last year I hunted Alabama whitetails. This really big button looked like a nice freezer doe at 225 yards. I'm pretty sure he was too old to have those tiny antlers, but I didn't pull a jaw for confirmation.

Yep! You missed the boat with that one!

This is a TRUE story and brings back memories.

When a buddy and I were hunting SW Miss. he killed a young buck very similar to these.




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This is the same buddy that killed a 250 lb, 9 pt we named "RALPH".
After laughing at this "buck", we couldn't call it a spike, so we named him... CLETE ! !

Jerry

I have drawn blood this year, but nothing worthy of mention here.


I'm trying....my best effort so far has been a spike, but each side was at least 7" long, so that's FAR too large of a set of antlers. And it was a rather large-bodied deer.


Mr. DeGeorge seems to have gotten the formula down pat, and kudos for using a cannon for your kill. I am of the mind (what little I have) that there ought to be a category for the least amount of weight between deer and bullet, but that's because I will shoot a deer with a .45-70 and a one-ounce bullet.

Kudos also to those in the running. I see I have to be better at buying a good quality bribe.......and sending it to the judge instead of trying it out myself.

This all looks really legit but a couple pics look familiar...they aren't from last season, or the one before are they?

Not that I doubt your veracity, but the stakes are high, and I doubt your veracity....

There (their?), fixt.

I'm confused.

Their and there were never used in my post.

You must remember two things 1) I am the spelling and grammar Nazi here. Not you and...

2) if I'm wrong, GFY.



XXXOOXOXO, Poobs

Similar year for me, though I've not really tried due to work. Another year and no dink. And I have a new bottle of Blantons JIC...

Looks like I couldn't compete with some real hum-dingers on here anyway. LOL.

Their and there were used in my portion of that post.

So.....they're..........Don't loose your temper......

I am a bit shocked that my ethics and morality have come in to question....but I guess it is completely understandable since I'm so damn good at this and follow all rules,procedure and protocol

Here is last seasons entry taken with muzzle loader, study the photos all very similar but also distinctively different and it is evident that these ARE two separate dinks

My entry.
Not a true button head as he had 2 pencil thin spikes that broke off flush.

That "broke off flush" gives pause for suspicion. Some people will do anything to win the Dink-a-thon....including altering their trophy. I'm skeptical....


Bribes must increase exponentially to overcome skepticism.

Dan, you are still in the running, but be aware Patrick will beat you out if he enters his dink....

understood
But being a 2 time champ is a hard thing to do
Everyone is gunning for your title

Is home brew suitable for the bribe?

I had some extra grapes at the farm and I went to doing a little fermentation experimentation;

It turned out to be something I call - Tienanmen Square.

Because if you aren't man enough, it'll hit you like a tank.

Hold on now, it ain't over until it's over. I haven't seen a deer in 3 days, ever since gun season came in. So the first SOB that crosses my scope is going down, even if it's a dink.

Brian, these contests usually are done on Jan15. This year it will end about on the 9th...just because Im going to Texas to start collecting promised bribes.

yeah, I said that, too...

Hang on just a dang minute.

Who do you think you are, that you can change the rules, mid stream ?

Maybe this should be the .....

DRINK a thon ! !




Jerry

Well, I let go of my promise. Last night, the only thing I saw weighed about 35 lbs., so I didn't shoot. Nothing this morning in the pouring rain. Headed out now for another try........in the pouring rain.

It is.


For one of us!

First deer with a bow

Does this qualify?

Does this qualify also,it's just a spike.

EXCELLENT! But way too big for this contest! Get serious next year!

No.

It is perhaps just a spike, but the paint job is just gaudy and barely covers the spots, and you blew it by painting the horns black. We cannot allow cheating in the Dinkathon unless accompanied by HUGE bribes...


XXXOXOXOO, Poobs

The hunter looks younger than the 'judge'! !

Jerry

The hunter IS younger than the judge.

Always remember, with age comes wisdom,and I knew God's parents, so I know a lot of stuff...

35 lbs ain't gonna win...

Cause I am.

Ingwe is older than dirt.

Dirt.

Ingwe's first bowel movement....

True,if you can remember what wisdom you were pointing out.

Exactamundo!


So remember that next time you roll in it!!

It seems I have not been able to be very competitive this year......I think we've shot the serious dinks out.

Despite my best efforts, here is about all I've done...so far.

I caught this fellow in the field on Friday after T-day, busy feeding, and waited until legal time to shoot. I was on my way to a stand, but dropped my pack and watched him. Boom, out went the lights. It's a spike, but way too spikey for this Top-Tier group.



The bullet went in on the other side, but his body angle meant a raking shot, and yes, it did nick the paunch....yuck.

After that, I didn't have a shot until yesterday. Hard to shoot deer at the house, I reckon. My buddy Charlie and I had went afield a couple of times, but nothing seemed to be happening, at least for me.

Until yesterday.

I decided that since it was Saturday, and the Hunt clubs on the adjoining properties were going to be out in force, I'd sit in a stand. We don't use dogs or drive on our little patch of land, so ambushing the access points would seem to work.

It did.

I got busted in the dark on my way to my stand site, and that got me enthused for the possibilities for the day. By full light, I was up in a tree and ready to go.

I heard 4-wheelers moving about 0730. The whooping and hollering started across the river about 0800(actually a large creek, easily crossed by wading) and moved towards where I had heard the 4-wheelers stop. This went on for some time, some amount of shooting in the distance but nothing close by.

So I figured I'd change tactics.

I let my guard down, becoming totally not ready to shoot, with my rifle resting at my side. I began to play around with my gps to keep me entertained. Then:

I heard a snap, looked down, and two bucks were walking towards me. 15 seconds later both were on the ground.



The old guy in the lead got it first. Good heart shot and he pumped blood like he had an unlimited supply. That blood all over the belly is from the pumpage.



I knew it was a good shot, so I immediately focused on Junior. Apparently, he was a sucker for a bleat, because that stopped him in his tracks. My .308 dropped him in his tracks.



I shot him from behind in the center of the back, so he dropped instantly. I hadn't seen where the other one went, but he wasn't hard to find....He's the white spot in the center-top of the pic.



I am probably losing credibility as a dink-shooter, but I'm rooting for Jwalls' grandson anyway.

The group I hunt with (Four of us) has decided I get Barney Fife status....I am only allowed one bullet.

Well...I gotta say at least you made an effort. And you are doing good at hiding your shame over such a crushing loss....

Keep your chin up and your upper lip from quivering. There are no Participation Trophies in the Dinkathon!


You'll have to live with what you've done....

Love and Kisses, Poobs

I've had to face these circumstances before, and I realize I can't always be a winner.



But there is always next year.



Besides, as I said, I rooting for jwall's grandson.



And, I am not one to resort to subliminal messages.



Have a good day.

That was mean.

I'm sorry, I could have sworn Vic wrote he used a .308

Since when is this even remotely acceptable?

Alright, I didn't shoot the first one because it was 35 lbs. and probably didn't have anything above the hair. I didn't shoot the second one I saw. It was pretty much dark and a torrential downpour.

So I shot the third one I saw. He's bigger than the first Dink I posted, as well as most of the other Dinks posted here. So I'm posting this so that I might be the loser of this fine competition.



Junk. As you can see, he is well endowed. This should definitely qualify him for loser status.



Plus, I was using a Bubba Buddy. This gives extra points as a loser as well.

Great junk shot! The horns have character but as you know are wayyyyyy too big. The Bubba Buddy, especially on a single shot is grounds for immediate dismissal from the contest.

I ask for dinks and all you guys keep posting Monster Bucks..

I'm not Bill Jordan.....


And you seem to have no shame!!!


I may need an alternate judge next year if this schitt keeps up.

Take notes...NO BUBBA BUDDY!

I know, you're one of those bad ass guys that carries his next round in his teeth. Oh, wait a minute, you don't need a second shot.

EXACTAMUNDO!


Only carry a spare round between your fingers or teeth when hunting dangerous game...with the .222

Mr Mason,

Nice attempt, but, as you said, way to big.

Unless you're shooting a .17 in dat dere Contender !

Did I say .308? I meant to say Six point Eight plus point zero three one.

That's the MOST pressure I'ver ever seen BEFORE a contest.

Jerry

I don't think you guys are taking this seriously..

I want to make sure it's dead. 3" 1 1/2 oz. 12ga slug.

Sorry, just saw the wood stock & forend & thought contender.

Never seen wood on an Encore !

&, ah, slugs are at the opposite end to .17's !

Yea, it packs a punch. I bought that gun about 10 or so years ago. I was in the market for a muzzle loader and was in the local gun shop for something else and it was in the rack screaming at me........Buy me!!! Walnut and stainless. The slug barrel is blued.

I have, for some time, been pushing for a category whereas the least amount of difference between the weight of the bullet and the weight of the deer is a consideration.

That works for me.

Let's petition the judge(s).

I never thought about it till stonecutter posted the pick of his deers junk. What's the tie breaker on the best dink. My buddy shot an antlered deer a couple years ago with no junk. An antlered doe. So, does a doe dink, trump a dink with junk? Joe.

First off Vic:

Congrats & Way to go on the "Double UP" ! ! ! I've done that but it's been a while. Now that I hunt mostly alone, I'm not interested in recovering & cleaning 2 at a time.

I really like that BLOOD TRAIL. I've seen BTs similar and 1 of them Ray Charles could have followed by feel. I shot it low in the ribs with a 12 GAUGE SLUG.>>lotsablood!!

Thank you very much for considering my Grandson but honestly the "Clete" buck beat him out. <I know Cleat is spelled C L E A T-- but Clete is more personal.

Jerry

Thank you, Jerry.

Had I been alone, only one would have been taken.

On this particular partial of land, we can drive the into the fields to recover deer, but some land that we hunt, you can't.

That is given consideration. Then it's Deer Carts R Us.

Has anyone bribed their way to Dink Master status yet? Vic, no mutants this year?

Ok, we're in. There's a lot going on in this picture, not that I think anything would escape the Poobah but for the rest of the folks, a couple points to consider:

1.Clearly dinks. Two of them, for an ultimate feat. Especially the one on the left.

2. We're not children. Any deer is a trophy to a kid. When I was twelve, I dreamt of the glory of bagging a spike for honor and for food. Killing deer puts hair on your ass, as everyone knows. Now in our 30's, our asses are as hairy as these deer but did that stop us? Clearly it did not. There was good Bourbon at stake and that's serious business.

3. We looked at that little bastard on the left for a solid 5 minutes, and at a staggering distance of 114 yards, with Leica 10-42's before we were sure enough to kill it that it was in fact a spike. I argued with my brother who was saying "I think it's a spike, hard to tell if it's antlers or grass behind it's head." "It's clearly a fawn" I replied back. "Gimme them binos. Damn, those look like spikes. But it might be grass."

4. Trophy pics. Everyone knows trophy pics like this makes the deer look twice as big as it actually is. Let that sink in. We posed like heroes because that's what we are, but at the price of our dinks looking like run-of-the-mill dinks instead of the paltry dinks that they truly are.

5. These are Coues whitetail. They are a miniature deer. Their ears probably measure 5 inches. See point #4.

6. Notice the mutton chops. That guy can drink whiskey without ice or water. Nothing wasted on these winners.

I am shooting everything but the mutants this year so that next year I will have a bumper crop of them.

Ingwe,that coyote is way to big. You're disqualified!

First thing poobs is gonna do is jump on you for grammer.

"that coyote is way to big".

Now everybody no's that should be:

"that coyote is way two big".

Harrumph.........

Memories!

You make some very valid and hitherto un-considered points. Perhaps we should discuss them over a couple shots of Blantons.....hint.

Now the transgender crap has bled over into deer hunting.

I wonder where the doe dink with antlers goes to the bathroom....







in the woods, I'll bet.





























Or Maybe at Target! SNORK!

I'm pretty sure John said she peed standing up;).

Oh buddy, the memories. In high school, every Friday night, I would wine and dine my girlfriend. Micky-D's and Strawberry Hill, Joe.

Joe, I noticed in your sig line the "Remember Ira Hayes". Have you seen the new special, "The Unknown flag raiser of Iwo Jima" and the questioning of identity of one of the participants?

It seems as though one was misidentified as John Bradley, and now Harold Schultz is being credited as that individual.

Ira Hayes went through a lot before he even got to Iwo. And, a lot after.

Maybe I got the winner ? How about a SHED buck ?



I actually stalked this buck in a creek bottom. I shot him @ 25 yds with my Knight Wolverine SS 54 Cal.

All that is true EXCEPT is was in Dec.1998! During MZL season, Does are legal and I thot I was shooting a Doe. That was before I used sabots. It was a Buffalo Bullet - 425 HP, Hollow Base.
That is a pic OF a pic from '98. I took the pic to prove it was a buck deer.

I had forgotten about this deer but I have it in my records + the pic.


See - I am an honest guy!

Jerry

besides - today is my B day.

Guys, I was not serious about that pic. Don't let me stop the party. Carry On

Jerry

You haven't stopped the party, we've just been out trying to kill and honest-to-goodness dink.

It's been hard this year.....

Old School Photoshopping don't cut it around here Pilgrim....

GWE -

Reading comp. ?

I didn't know DIRT got too OLD !!


Jerry

Taking a pic OF a pic IS Old School Photoshopping!

try to keep up here!



Love and kisses, Poobs

I killed three dinks this week.

Certainly not a dink!!! They grow big here in Texas!

Nice!


All too big!

You lose!

If there was a dillo category, you'd lose it too!


Though I'll bet you got some good steaks off that 'possum on the half shell!

At least I got style points...

WOW!!!


You get all kinds of style points!


We might have to make a new category and even minimize the bribe requirements!

The Poobah is impressed with your hunting prowess!

The handlebar antler made for an easy drag...

to the bottom of the slope.

There I tied on 300 feet of rope (not cable) to my trailer hitch (not winch) and drag that nappy rutting bastard up the hill.

If Safariman had been there,you'd have had proper winch and cable to do that....

Or Swampy could have brought his golf cart.

But nooooo...you went 'old school'...



MORE STYLE POINTS!!!

Whaaaaat????

So he uses a Burris scope to find a road-kill buck.....harumph..

I saw Swampy the other day....

I know.......WAAAYYY too big. I shot it this morning and thought it was a doe.

At least I found out that my new AR works. It's the first time it's been bloodied. 300 Blackout, factory Barnes 110gr TTSX. He ran about 100 yards.



Right after the sun came up, he walked across the field from left to right and was down wind. He never smelled me. I snaked it through the trees and got him right before he got out of this picture on the right at about 75 yards.

Alright...who changed the name of this thread? Proud to be a DORK.

Bring, I'll change it back...but only if you promise to man up and get serious about this competition!

You should be sending pics to Bill Jordans " Monster Bucks" instead of me!


XXXOOOXOXO, Poobs

Holy KRAWP baldhunter - Man I've never seen or EVEN heard of armadillo getting that BIG- HUGH !!

Jerry

Yeah, I know but that pic was FROM 1998 !
Jerry

Got a 1.5 year old 5 point that had a lower canine tooth forming. Guess its not all that uncommon. The tooth probably would qualify here but the antlers were too damn big. Haha

We could always put it in the Muntjac category!!

For a proper bribe......

Is there a non-typical sub-category?

WOW!

I'm liking that!

That's high praise! I guess now I'll have to get it mounted and put it up over my bed. I'm certain my girlfriend will like that idea.

Its not up to her...just do it!

Sorry but you are already WHIPPED !

Jerry





yeah, I'm in a surly mood

Whips are fun! But don't they belong in the 223AI thread?

Are you old enuff to understand what 'whipped' means?

That's a handbook for a successful marriage! (and why I'm not married)

When are you coming back to Texas?

Cuz shot a better 8, saw a forky a week later. After I popped this one cuz sees the 10pt hop across the creek. 3 sightings, never a shot. So this is is the "dink" from our woods, shot next to last day.

Too big for this contest, but it's all I got. Pathetic yes. But at least my GF calls me MR Pathetic (almost half the time, other times it's other guy's names). They shoot bigger deer I bet.

Losers.

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A Ruger #1 RSI?

At least the gun looks good, cause the guy holding it ....

damn....



Rolling..

Heading down Jan.10th...starting to get squirmy about it!

Its Monday morning and the Judge is a little perturbed...

You guys just aren't taking this seriously!

We might have to start a "Mega-Dink" category for gods sake!

What happened to the good old days when I would enter a six inch spike and be immediately humiliated?

BTW, you can turn that whole 'calling out other guys names' thing by getting good at your "craft"..unlike your deer hunting.

Or you can just return the humiliation to her by calling out your own name.....

Shot one dem no horners on Saturday !

I too, thought it was a doe, until I found junk !

There goes my buck tag.

& you'll notice that this embarrassed me so much, that I chose not to enter "it" in this prestigious competition.

That & the fact that it was a messy headshot !

The #1 RSI has boring wood.
I really don't care about the GF..........she's getting kicked to the curb as soon as I find another with big boobs and good hunting ground.
Proly ought to start looking a bit more seriously for that.

Boring wood maybe why the GF....

nevermind...

That's Cool, a "drop tine dink"

I thought I had a contender here, with my kid's buck, but, it looks like he's too big!

What happened is that participation in this esteemed competition has risen to the level that dinks are becoming the modern-day buffalo. They are simply being shot out.

If present trends continue, you'll be hard-pressed to shoot a sub-130 buck. A 1" spike will make national news.

In anticipation of this occurrence, I have invested in Blanton's, Rebecca Creek, and Livers-R-Us, sensing this will become a bribing game....

One possibility I see is the poobs being so inundated with entries (bribes) that he occasionally has to walk to the convenience store just to take a break....

Sorry - WHY was it NOT considered 'antlerless'?

Jerry

Just a shout out..Don't forget you boys in Texas are allowed to bribe with Rebecca Creek!


Just sayin.......


Love,Poobs

My local liquor joint doesn't carry it so I don't know what I'm missing. Knob Creek is my favorite. Where in Texas are going to visit on the 10th? The Chinese will be here that week so I won't be able to personally deliver a bribe.

That's got a ring to it!

Yeah, we debated this over a couple !

Our definition of antlerless deer, is a deer with less than 3" antler per side. An antlerless male deer is usually a yearling. This deer was at least 1 & 1/2 years old.

In the end, if checked, I would have no way of proving that he had had less than 3" per side before shedding, so did the ethical thing & used my buck tag.

I value my/our hunting privileges too much, to risk loosing my licence for 12 - 24 months !

Im starting in Bandera, then a little farther north to Gatesville, then a little farther north to Kosse. Then North to Montana!

Are you required to go to a check station there? I would have told them GFY and taken it to court if I had to. Honest mistake.

Admittedly, I look forward to this thread each year. One day I aspire to have an entry.

I'm even getting the Allen's Coffee Brandy stockpiled for the bribe.

No Tom,

Completely self regulated.

However, our CO's can enter any property, without a warrant & I'm hanging our deer in our "shady" neighbours shed !

As said above, I chose to do what I believe was the right thing & was rewarded with the Doe, the next morning !

As meat hunters, we are completely satisfied with our 4 tasty deer.

I agree on the hunting privileges....

A Serious ? Do the regulations SAY anything about BEFORE shedding ?

Everywhere things are different.... In Ark my buck was 'antlerless'. No antlers visible, impossible to measure what's NOT there.

Just curious about Ontario.

Jerry

Well, you've covered your bases and don't the right thing in anyones eyes...hard to argue with that!

You obviously have more respect for your F&G dept. than we do....

Cool gun!

In MI if it is antlerless (under 3") you cant tag it with a buck tag (unless archery hunting). The tag has to be punched with number of points on each antler

I just got an idea to morph the Dinkathon next year....

Maybe a Wonky-a-thon...only deer with wonky racks will be judged.

Whaddaya thjink?

Hmmmmmm.....so if a shoot a spiker and beat the snot out of the spikes with a sledgehammer, that should be winner right, assuming the obligatory bribes are forwarded?

Well not exactly...I was hoping to see bigger racked wonky bucks, and get bigger bribes....

The wonk-a-thon, huh?

I'm not surprised given your come-outance into the 6.8mm eurotrash realm that you would pick such obvious limey verbiage.

I suppose we'll have to bribe you with gin?

pip pip, cheerio....

Something like this: Killed this AM - 6:50





I'm FIRST entrant.

Jerry

Well, you're actually not the first but you sure as hell are the wonkiest

good thing you didn't overpenetrate and hit that orange barrel of death...

Maybe the orange barrel bait container was the cause. Agent orange doesnt promote great antler development

ha ha

Guys do I need to xplain?

After I shot the deer I PUT the barrel there to help me LRF. Then it was helpful to prop the head against for the pic.

That barrel had a bunch of holes in the bottom so I tried to seal it with JB WELD. There were still pin holes so I gave up. I actually NEVER read the labeling on the barrel. My Dad used it for something, I don't know what.

Anyway here's another pic from where I shot.



The gate is still open from when I drove there carrying the barrel. That white PVC pipe is a feeder from a PREVIOUS neighbor.

You Guys are......I don't know

Jerry

What, no junk pics to pore it was a buck?

No, I wasn't entering the 'dinkathon'. I never considered it. He is gargantuan compared to bona fide dinks.

Jerry

True dat...We might have to revise for next year, he's a pretty impressive wonky one....

Thanks.

Why not have both Dinkathon & Wonkython ?

Jerry

Wonky Dinkathon.

DinkAthon. and Wonkython. Both

Jerry

Don't get carried away!

I'll be the Judge of that!










( see what I did there?...snork!)

Ing... >>grin

no problem, I was simply making a suggestion.

Jerry

How does one "pore" it was a buck?

Touche'

Sadly ,washed out this fall.
Hoping to shoot the midget of all nub dinks , turned out to be a doe, and no great amount of time to hunt afterwards.

Oh well, there s always next year!
Cat

What gun is that you mad Canuckian bastage?

That s the one that started the Ruger #1 .303 Brit craze, the one that I had Leeper build with suggestive input from the Campfire peanut gallery !
it is actually a #3 but pretty much unrecognizable a such, half round, half octagon 27" McGowan tube with the rib milled right in.
Kepplinger trigger and NECG express sights as well as QD mounts for the 6X Leupy
Love that rifle!
Cat

I'd sleep with that gun....

Dunno about me but 10 white tails have gone to sleep with it
with 11 shots grin)
Cat

TTT

A reminder, the Dinkathon will end and be judged officially on January 9 this year. Earlier than some closures..but The Judge is leaving to go hunting down south on the 10th.


Bribe early and Bribe often!



Love and kisses, Poobs

July 9th?

Why so late?

And why are you going to Texas July 10th?

Late for what? Me hunting or the end of the Dinkathon?
We usually close the Judging at the end of Jan. but I'm in a hurry....

Frankly I'm disappointed at all the monster bucks that have been entered. Lots of B&C scores almost in double digits this year...with NO accompanying bribes!

Pre-caffiene post!

Give the old man a break!

This year -- 2016 has PASSED, in case you can't remember.

Jerry

Did you notice the date of JULY 9th?

P I L E, ON. grin

Yes. GFY.


I know it is EXCEEDINGLY RARE when the Poobah makes a mistake of any kind, so you guys are welcome to dog pile on and chew my ass.
Ive got a big ass..I can take it...

Merry Christmas GWE.

Jerry

WOW! A DOUBLE mistake.


Mark this day on your calendars guys!

Only happens once per millennia!

Not going to pile on you. Just helping out my older "brother."

I fixed it for you.

No thanks needed, I enjoyed it.

Jerry

WTF ?

You boys better be nice! You could get a Judge next year thats not so affable...


Just sayin'....

I vote that Gus judge the Wonkython...

I'd have to go to Colorado to legally buy his bribe, however...

OH NO! Don't say that!

You feel better now Poobs?

Guys

Thanks for the laughs! ! It helps this AM

Jerry

Is that W C H - WyoCoyoteHunter?















If I could find his pic in the other thread I'd copy/paste it here.

Jerry

I have looked & looked and CAN'T find the pic of W C H. He was outdoors and I think w/a deer or lope.

Anyone remember where ?

Jerry

Try the basement.

I did for @ 30 pages.

Tough job.

Jerry

I know.

Well, I marked my place so I'd know where to begin later.
grin

Good,cause those pics New_2_99s posts,for some reason my computer slows down.

Is that W C H - WyoCoyoteHunter?


Hey - W C H, can you help me out?
I can't find YOUR pic..you know the one.

WyoCoyoteHunter
I have had 2 .300 Rums with Douglas barrels .. The only benefit of having one is to have a longer than normal barrel.. Mine had 28.5 " barrels.. They shot super fast, but not enough in a 26" to merit having one.. I gave my .300 WSM to my name sake.. I still have a couple old .300 WM.. Stick with the WSM, or a WM.. The ULtra is cool if you want a super long range rig with a long barrel... But for elk hunting you have a fine rifle.. Check its drop to 500 yards and hunt your heart out.. I would guess you won't have to fool with turrets, sight in 3" high and you can kill an elk at 500. I haven't shot an elk at long range since I quit working 17 years ago.. Then, elk meat was important.. Now it is a treat.. If I get one fine, if not fine.. Enjoy your hunt..


Jerry

Not sure what you want!!!

If it is something else.. let me check around.. Have a good one nice to be thought about!!

Those are good but

The one is YOU in the pic and your head is looking down and slightly turned right.

In your HAT and facial hair we commented that you looked like Sam Elliott.

THAT one

Jerry

B I N G O ! !

Thank You W C H


BTW - IMO that's a compliment.

Jerry

Last one from this year!!

Thanks you WCH. I looked hard for that pic.

Now Back to Regular Programing.

Monday starts 3 days MORE of modern gun season followed immediately by 3 days MORE of Mzl season.

I'm really torn as to where to hunt. I want to see/find/kill that 'other' inferior buck around me here. However I may not ever see him this year.

There are many more deer around my Uncle's place. The thing is I'm not seeing deer during day time here. Sooo.

Good Luck to all that have hunting seasons continuing.

Jerry

Glad we found the photo..

Best of luck in the hunt.. Our hunts come early, then we have to sit by and watch others have all the fun... Get another freak head, those are cool..

We are enjoying the Az.. sunshine.. Quail and doves are pretty wild, but the weather is warm and sunny.. All too soon we will have to head north to the cold weather and coyotes!!! Have a Merry Christmas, and best of luck on the hunts..

W C H

I used to bird, quail, hunt w/pointers and thoroughly enjoyed it. However people/things change. We don't have many quail locally because land owners haven't left sufficient cover/food for them.

I squirrel hunt w/22 rifle or Ruger Mk II Target 6 7/8". After deer season and I unwind I plan to bag some 'squill' as Digital Dan says. Our squirrel season is open 'most' of the year. I don't hunt them any 'atall' in very warm WX. Ticks aren't worth the squill.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to you and

ALL.


Jerry

Thanks.. You will have to come shoot an antelope sometime.

That's RIGHT DOWN my alley. I could thoroughly eat that up.

Might be a Christmas Dream!!

Is a 300 WM stout enuff for Pronghorn ?


Really, I have a 6mm Rem I'd love to shoot a Speed Goat using.
Thanks for the thot.

Jerry

ps: IF I had feral hogs I'd be busting them and gladly have help.

the 6mm would work.. But I like a heavier bullet for days of real wind.. The best shot I ever saw on antelope was made with a .300 WM..Most calibers work, some just work better under difficult conditions..

I have killed WT, coyotes, fox, & crows with this Rem M Six, 6mm Rem. Here, we have such a long deer season I don't have to hunt WT in high wind. I have but it's not my fav condition.

When Antelope hunting I understand sometimes you don't have much choice IF you're going to hunt, because of your length of trip.

I also like the 7 RM w/162 HBTSP and

the 300 WM with EITHER 180 HSP or 190 HBTSP. I don't remember if I have any 190s left or not. The last I heard Hornady was discontinuing them.

Of course there is always the JOC, a known performer on a lot of game. I ain't ashamed.



This AM I shot a Dink so hard it knocked 'her' antlers off.



Jerry

After the mandatory drying time and trip to the liquor store, I'm feeling I have a "fair" shot at this competition.








I hope there's a major award! (a prairie dog shoot and trout fishing trip with Ingwe in Montana?)

All Im getting is little grey dots, and a pic of an Italian Lamp....

Fragile...must be Italian.

Sorry, I think it's the permissions...
Is it working now?

nope.

Friendly reminder,the Dinkathon will end January 9th..


Get your bribes in...the Judge is headed to Texas and needs the liquor.



OOOXXXXOXOX, Poobs

Try #2...

After the mandatory drying time and trip to the liquor store, I'm feeling I have a "fair" shot at this competition.








I hope there's a major award! (a prairie dog shoot and trout fishing trip with Ingwe in Montana?)

Its looking good for you!

That's no dink it's a monster and Pappy's still trumps all bribes

The "drop-tine dink" LMAO

It's over it's 1/10/17
Can I do something Alabama can't....be a back to back champion
Remeber I ACTUALLY gave you a bottle in TX

OK...DRUM ROLL PLEASE!

After careful considerations and review of all entries THE JUDGE has made his decision for the Winner of the DINKATHON 2016!


First Place: First time ever Back to Back CHAMP:

dvdgeorge! He had the dinkiestdink, his submission was complete with junk pics and his bribe was the best!


RUNNER UP:

Jwalls grandson. Got the nice dink and the kid factor going on for sure, but too young to either buy bribes, or drink the winnings....


2nd Runner up:

Jimmy3-nice dink and with a Savage 99!


MISS CONGENIALITY:

Barm


And in the new Non-Typical Dink Category:

Whiptail



Thanks to all who participated, and better luck next year!



CONGRATULATIONS TO DVDGEORGE!!



The Judges decisions are final, and the bribes will be cherished.

I don't know what to say but thanks to the Judge(we'll settle up in hogville)Thanks to all the big deer that eluded me and thanks to this dink for making me famous!
Victory at ineptitude is still victory none the less!

My advise to everyone is try less hard next year
Sit in the most sincere treestand or blind and the 'great dinkin" may visit you

Thanks Ingwe - 2nd Place - Amongst a crowd.

I'll let my Grandson know today after school. He will be 'pickled tink'. grin
Appreciate it.


Jerry

How about the undinkiest dink?

If ineptitude manifests itself in this contest, I should sweep it year after year

Congrats to Mr. DeGeorge, and especially to JWall's Grandson!

Next year, I shall shoot a deer named "Nubby Holmes". Nub antlers and, well, you know...also known as the only "mule" deer in VA..


It's been fun, congrats to the winners, may the Judge be incoherent for months, and see y'all next year.

Did U say, incontinent ?



Jerry

Yea, that too.....

But, but , but what about my Piebald for style????? Didn't you get that case of 30 year old Scotch I shipped?

You blew it with the scotch...Bourbon is the choice bribe

Thirty is too old. 18 or under for the win with the Pervbah...

He's always incontinent.

I can't express the joy and honor in receiving the first non-typical award. I'm truly humbled.

Ingwe, when are you stopping by to pick up your Rebecca Creek?
It's still at least half full. Hope you have a fun trip!

Just piss in it. That'll fill it back up, and the Pervbah won't know (or complain) about the difference.