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Let's bring this one back to the top.

OK, Dinksters, I am about to enter the fray. I have to work Friday, and will probably be busy till about 0200 Saturday, so I will only get in half a day Saturday, but the whole day Sunday.

That should be enough time to rip this competition to shreds.

Rifle zeroed--check
Equipment good to go--check
Plenty of ammo--check
Treestand in good shape--check
New can of white rustoleum--check......+

The Grand Master has arrived! You guys are toast now!!

I even bought both a new camera and a new phone.

If da Poobs wants pics of junk, we will oblige.

Pics of junk! Is Poobs.... ?

Ingwe: I'm sorry I will not have an entry for you this year. My trigger finger slipped, and well. . .



It's really hard here in the TransBluegrass to come up with a dink worthy of entry. If you have any tips you could pass on, I'd appreciate it.

Best of luck. I hope I can have something for you next year.

Sir, you missed one obvious and glaring flaw in your simple plan. I see no mention of bribe material. Many others have dilligently greased Poobah's hand by now. Heck, at this point you'll need three blondes with enormous racks, four brunettes, one redhead, all equally endowed. a truckload of whiskey, enough beer to fill a large pond, and then more whiskey and beer.

You really will need to step up your game here sir.

The Poob's can't be bought-cheaply!

Maybe just a little.

He's all atwitter over the 6.8, which is a little .270, so....

gophergunner, I appreciate the addition of a most requisite piece of equip(hic)ment....

I'm sorry you have that problem. It manifests itself here, also, with an occasional inferior dink showing up, so we quickly take them out of the gene pool so as the keep the racks where they should be....at the hairline.

ya'll need bigger bribes...

Is this a big enough bribe?

I screwed up too. Sorry, Poobs.

Well it's the least I can do....

Please make arrangements for me to "vette" the bribe material submitted. I will "interview" her personally for several days before passing my finding on to the Poobs.

Wait a minute, I don't mean to sound stupid or anything, but what the hell is the White Rustoleum for?

From a couple of Dinkathons ago.

Nice lipstick!

Well, since the Poobs is leaning towards the 6.8, awww hell, a .270 lite, I figured something like that would appeal to him.

A 300 grain WFN through the lungs gives them the ol' lipstick effect.

I don't know why she looks at me like that, we'll never make eye contact....