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I keep one of those larue armydillos on the ranger key ring for cans and bottles. Though I'd rather just have cans while riding around.

I just keep a Great Falls Select church key handy.

Hardly ever get to use it though. Mostly drink cheap beer.

And for the record....bean dip is best on Nacho cheese Doritos.

Wife found a PBR church key on the lawn the other day. Happy times.

Been a long time since I heard anyone call a bottle opener a church key.

Agreed that Fritos Bean Dip is the best dip in Doritos!
But I prefer the Cool Ranch Doritos. Used to go great with Corona or Coors Light before I had to give up cold beer 20 years ago due to hellacious migranes. I sure do miss a really cold Coors Light in the summertime while plowing a field in one of our JD Tractors.

Assad used that recipe on his opposition. Just saying...hate to see Midline struct with Tomahawks in reprisal to mass WMD deaths....:)

All this talk about bottle openers is a mite concerning. I have several fancy ones stuck to the beer fridge with magnets but they are pretty much just boozy decorations, probably 25 bottle openers in this house and I don't use a damn one.

I have always just opened beer bottles with my wedding ring as that bastard is way harder then the bottle cap. Just hook the cap on the side of the ring under your finger, curl your finger over the top of the cap and lift. It's sure to impress the rednecks who always use their bic lighter to do the deed.

P.s. It won't impress your wife if you tear up your ring so only do this with hard metal rings like titanium or tungsten etc.

I dont wear a ring.

I have to open a bottle the old fashioned way. With pliers.

I'm a big PBR fan and would love to have it but we can only get PBR in cans around here......like I said..."white trash".....



This old bottle opener I found in a remote camp site several years ago lives on my kitchen window sill. I use it daily.

Can't remember the name of the brewery stamped on it right now and I'm too lazy to go look but apparently it's pretty historical because a bunch of hipsters wanted to buy it when I posted about it on one of the beer sites.

Or a claw hammer. miles

As long as they are of the 16 oz variety life is good.

Me and a buddy damn near had to have a funeral mass for all the dead pbr soldiers littering his yard this weekend. Putting in a block wall 78' long by 3' tall with 18x8x8" solid block in 90+ temps was beyond dumb. That was yesterday and today was 10yds of backfill and topsoil by wheelbarrow since we learned nothing yesterday. No running water at the house as it's a remodel, Luckily we had a 120qt cooler and beer was on sale Friday. Thank god for an ice cold pabst or 89, only 7 survivors made it home. Good weekend

Pabst sucks in bottles,it's decent on tap,and best in cans. 12,16,24,or 32 ounces we can get them all around here.

Working Man's Pilsner- Fountain Square Brewing co.
Got it free.
Well, kid dropped it off. Not bad.

PBR..........aint had that since buds and I built a fort of empty cans at Punk Rock Night.

Waitress got big trash can and took down the fort. So we built another one

No way I'd try that stuff now. Am way too old for that chit.

I think you just said that you participated in Punk Rock activities yet you're to old for Pabst.

Please explain.

Then THIS might interest you. I like the retro vibe, and the dozen price meant I could mount 'em everywhere on the cheap.

I just wish I had a mailbox post..............

The early Punkers are getting up there in age now I guess. Someday the Hipsters will be able to say the same thing.

222,

Home Depot sells 4x4 posts. Could probably even find a leftover cut one in their cheap bin. What's stopping you from putting up a post in your yard, the back one even! Just for opening bottles

Geno

Geno,
I'm a lowly city dweller (at least it's a small town), and each block shares a group of lockboxes.

My back yard is enclosed by a wooden fence, so there's no shortage of posts.

Guess you can put one every corner of the yard then!

Geno

White Trash Fabulous!!!

You folks know any of these folks?



Geno

Straight up out the trailer!



Geno

PS they ain't racist either:

Cool. New tunes for the playlist.