My guess is that Cruz will show up in a long white robe and proclaim himself to be the return of the Messiah.
The TV station will tolerate it for a while as Cruz gives his personal definition of the book of Revelations,..then 3 husky guys in white jackets will stroll onto the set, grab onto him, inject him with a heavy duty wallop of Versed, gently lay him on a gurney, then transport him to a rubber room while the station breaks to a commercial about Cialis dick pills.
