Originally Posted by Bristoe
Originally Posted by dvdegeorge
I bet Carly looks hot hope she had a tight red sweater and white short skirt with 5" blue sparkly pumps


You gotta wake up next to women like that to see what they really look like,...her front 4 teeth are soakin' in a water filled ash tray next to the bed,...she's still too tired to look straight ahead so one eye is layed up next to her nose,...her perm has been wallered up into a point stickin' up on top of her head like a rooster comb and both of her ears are stickin' straight out,..and there's a rubber tiddy on the bedpost.

,...ask me how I know.


Holy schit Bristoe, I haven't laughed that hard on the 'fire for a long time. Thanks for that one.


Originally Posted by shrapnel
I probably hit more elk with a pickup than you have with a rifle.


Originally Posted by JohnBurns
I have yet to see anyone claim Leupold has never had to fix an optic. I know I have sent a few back. 2 MK 6s, a VX-6, and 3 VX-111s.