In other news, Hillary hasn't been able to get her fat ass off the pot since the South Carolina results came in.
Political pundits suggest that she'll have to bring a slop jar with her to the debates against Trump.
She'll turn loose with a prolonged fart when he mentions Benghazi, they say...and when he asks about the e-mails,..she'll drop a dense turd 3 feet long right there behind the podium.
From that point on, she'll respond to every comment with a bug eyed grunt as she squats upon the portable, glazed throne.
The headlines next day will read, "HILLARY HAS CHIT!,...details at 11.
