Originally Posted by muffin
I need a drink............


And am fresh out of Pepto Bismol. Guess will cry on some Monkey Shoulder.

Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.

"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.