Three New York surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.

One of them said, 'I'm the best surgeon in the state. In my favorite case,
a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident . I re-attached them,
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England'.

The second surgeon said. 'That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
legs in an accident; I re-attached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

The third surgeon said, 'You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was
high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train,
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's
blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now
she's running for president of the USA.

Tolerance is the virtue of a man without convictions

A positive attitude will not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it a worthwhile effort.