I'm a lefty duck hunter and I kill an awful lot of ducks every year with the same old right hand 1187 I've been shooting for over 25 years, in a salt water marsh. It won't shoot the latest 4 inch super magnum shells, but for some reason, the ducks just die when I shoot them.

Imagine a corporate oligarchy so effective, so advanced and fine tuned that its citizens still call it a democracy.