Xcuse me while I go phuoc myselph.

Of course English is silly, the Brits invented it.

And we supplied most of the technical terms used by the rest of the world.

For example, phairly soon planet earth will seese saying whore and use Klinton instead.

HowamIdoin'?

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain