Originally Posted by Steelhead
Originally Posted by EdM
My uncle, a cowboy, a favorite, put a bullet through his head in his back yard when he landed on not being pleased with where things were heading. He was 73. This was near twenty years ago. One would be hard pressed to find a tougher, yet kind, man.


Fascinating.


The word always reminds me of a joke. Each day, the teacher had a "word of the day", and she would call on a student to use the word of the day in a sentence. She learned right off, she couldn't trust little Johnny, because he would always use the word in a "dirty" sentence. So she had to be careful about calling on him. Well one day, the word was fascinate. She thought to herself that Johnny couldn't really do much with fascinate, so she called on him. "Johnny, can you use the word fascinate, in a sentence", she asked. "I sure can" said Johnny. "My parents bought my sister a beautiful sweater that has 10 buttons on it, for Christmas. But, her phokeing tits are so big, she can only fasten 8. See you Monday, teacher".