Some years ago I met Jimmy Buffett and I thought him rather congenial. We shared some common ground though I'm one helluva lot more handsome.

Down in Key West one night and he does his own version of the Azzhole Song. I don't believe in coincidences.

He had his first seaplane crash (splash?) not long after.

I was born this way, get used to it cupcake.

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PS: Lee Ermey is my uncle.

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain