Just THINK how glorius it would be if you got rid of that monstrosity M69 and got yourself a 9MM. The world would lay at your feet. You would turn from a lump of coal into a shiney diamond finely cut showing many faceted sides glowing like the sun with everyone of your family, friends and pets swooning at your mere presence.


I AM THE GOOD FRIEND OF RENEGADE50.
HE MENTORS ME.
HE PUNISHES ME WHEN I AM WRONG.
HE CALLS ME OUT WHEN I AM LYING.
HE CARES GREATLY ABOUT ME.