Met her at a 35th birthday party for my buddy.

Friends of friends of friends deal.

Lot of common interests, shes sexy as hell, didn't bat an eye when I told her Im a gun nut and didn't want kids.

Buncha years later, shes still the best thing that ever happened to me.


DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.

- Darth Vader