In all seriousness, the condition you refer to is an inflammation issue. A change in diet, and regular daily vigorous exercise of at least one half hour will likely clear it up.
For diet, avoid refined flour products (pasta and other noodles cooked al dente are ok in moderation, so long as they make up only a small part of the meal, but most breads, cookies, and cakes are out), baked or boiled potatoes (fried, oven fried, or fried chips are ok in moderation) and white rice (other than aged Basmati rice). Stop drinking diet sodas and switch to water or milk. Main diet should be protein/fat/non-starchy vegetables. Avoid caffeine, which is a diuretic, and interferes with hydration.
Daily exercise helps by increasing the efficiency with which your body processes glucose, thus lowering its need to manufacture and secrete insulin. Insulin in the blood stream is the root cause of most inflammation issues.
PS What is called "heart disease" is, for the most part, an inflammation issue caused by lack of exercise and eating refined white starches. Insulin causes inflammation of the artery walls (along with everything else), and over time this creates microscopic cracks on which plaque can attach, accumulate, and harden, eventually building up and causing blockages. It is the disease of modern civilized human beings, in other words. Folks still living like all humans used to live don't get "heart disease," because they work their bodies every day and don't eat the crap we eat.
PPS Our bodies, and all of its complex systems, evolved to service the needs of a species that did a good bit of physical labor every single day, and never consumed refined starches. Altering either of those conditions throws the system out of whack, i.e,. failure to exercise daily, and a diet containing refined starches to any significant degree, is like putting sugar in a car's gas tank.
