Originally Posted by aalf
When someone says " If I would have ______ "

I like to say "yah, well, if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his azz everytime he jumped."


Been know to use that one too!

George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!

Old cat turd!

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