so cheap he squeeks when he walks.....

such a tight ass could make diamonds out of coal.....

hornier than a two peckered goat........

as sharp as a marble......

2 beers short of a six pack.....

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once and awile....

lets make like geese and get the flock outa here....

the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese