We quote Ron White often, too . . . love that line.

When someone asks me if I remember so and so or such and such, my typical response is "Nope, I've slept since then."

When someone says "If only (insert whatever) . . ." they usually get what my Gramma always said "If ifs and buts was candies and nuts, we'd all have a real nice Christmas."

When I meet an acquaintence I haven't seen for a while and they say "It's good to see you." I usually respond with "It's good to be seen."

In our household, we seemingly have thousands of quips and retorts . . . for most any situation . . . maybe it's our way of avoiding having meaningful conversations ? ? ?

Someday I hope to be the person my dogs think I am . . .
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
Someone once said "a nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves."
Shiloh Sharps . . . there is no substitute.
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