This is an invitation of
PETT (People for the Ethical Treatment of Trolls)
In order to accurately monitor troll activities and reproduction, we initiate this board.
Trolls have been found in research founded by PETT to be protozoae - unicellular organisms - reproduce by segmentation.
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Picture 1: Troll segmenting.
Resulting active trolls often sport similar characteriscs of the original organism.
Division is often made nescessary by relentless pressure into the trolls activities by uninformed members of the public.
PETT aims to ease pressure by educating outdoors people frequenting troll habitat about the PETA legislation.
PETA - Protection Of Entertaining Trolls Act - recognices two strains of trolls.
The entertaining troll -
A bit like the village idiot. Makes everyone feel good - because he is proof of their superiority. Outrages claims are easily discovered and spun into strings, keeping the audience on the edge of the seats about the next set of humbug. A good entertaining troll seldom disappoints.
Ghost rifles as ghost trips are the stuff of legend.
The nuisance troll -
a vile creature. Skin crawler. Does not stop at personal attacks. Is quite brazzen about his endeavour. Siglines often give this kind away. Beware of youtube - links by suspected nuisance trolls. Heed the warning: What is seen, cannot be made unseen.
Recognition:The accurate distinction between the two strains is of vital importance as management actions diametrically differ.
The entertaining troll is fragile 'plant' and needs our consideration. The fire fauna would be much poorer with out these; especially during Cabin Fever season.
The nuisance troll, however invates both personal space of members as well as habitat for the E-Troll.
PETA calls for a public nomination system and a review by board members issuing an Appendix listing for nominated trolls.
Appendix I - The entertaining trolls - there for your entertainment. Please do not harrass them.
Appendix II - The nuisance troll. Free game. Run off on sight.
Due to the volatile nature of troll soul a monitoring process is in order and frequent relistings may occour.
PETT thanks you for your efforts towards PET by keeping up - to - date on troll status and adjusting your interference with them accourdingly.
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PETA is a non-proftit, tax exempt organisation.
Board members:
Hatari, CEO
Jorge, Hitman,
Pugs, Consigliere, Chief of troll history research
JJHack, VCEO
CMG, Capo Review and public infomations board
Atkinson, Capo di Capi emeritus, Court of appeal for troll status listings.
(Ingwe), Stuts pending, concerns have been voiced abou conflicting interests.
PETT welcomes fellow members to join and help keeping the campfire fauna rich.
