Hillbillies are more eclectic than you would imagine.
And actually,..the Bimmers and Acuras are my wife's toys. (Realtor badges,..yanno?)
I drive a 2004 Nissan pick-up and a Burgman. (weird ass Mick badges)
That you didn't correct me on the other details of my mental image is noted, and is good for a grin. There still is hope!