Didn't read 'em all, so apology up front if duplicate..
What do you call two Mexican firemen? Jose and hose-B.
Why were there only 400 Mexicans that the Alamo? They could only find two buses..
What's a seven-course meal in Ireland? A baked potato and a six-pack..
How do you make a Norwegian woman more attractive? You give her a massage rubbed with lutefisk.
How do you get Minnesotans to buy Queen's tix? Offer 'em Grain Belt at $7.50/bottle..
