Why weren't there any blacks on the Flintstones?
They were still monkeys back then.-
John sits down at a bar, looking very dejected. His friend Steve asks what's wrong. "It's my mother-in-law, I have a real problem with her." "Don't worry" Steve says. "Everyone has a problem with their mother-in-law." "Yeah", John says, "But I got mine pregnant-
How do you piss off Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
