What did the blind guy say as he passed the fresh fish market?
Good morning, Ladies.
How do you babysit a little black kid?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.
Do you know why Mexicans and Blacks never intermarry?
They don't want kids laying around the house that are too lazy to steal.
How do you starve a black guy?
Hide his foods tamps under his work boots.
How many Mexicans does it take to grease a car?
Just one if you hit him square.
Why do Saudi's never teach sex ed and driver's ed on the same day?
Too taxing for the camels.
