When in Rome:
What does Michael Jackson and a Silver Medalist have in common?
They both came in a little behind.
How do you stop five black men raping a white woman?
Throw them a basketball.
Why is a dog turd better than a black dude?
Because eventually a dog turd turns white and stops stinkin'
What do you call two lesbians on their period?
Finger painters
"Meat", "Wife", "Blow job". Which of these words doesn't belong?
Blow job because you can beat your meat, you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blow job.
A family of skunks and a family of ducks were crossing the street, when a huge truck came full speed and killed each animal, except one skunk and one duck. The duck started crying, and the skunk asked him 'What's the matter?'. The duck said 'Well, all my family got killed, I don't know who I am anymore'. The skunk replied 'Well it's easy.. you're yellow, you got a beak, and you got palms on your feet. You're a duck!'. Then the skunk started crying too. The duck asked 'What's the matter?'. The skunk said 'Well, my whole family's dead too.. so I don't know who I am either'. The duck said 'Well.. you're not white, you're not black, and you [bleep] stink... you're a Arab!'
Last edited by Irving_D; 09/24/11.
