Ain't dat de troof!
First thing you know, we'll have to call the absence of light or color "non-Caucasian." "Dark" and "black" will be "racist."
There've already long been those sick minds that allege that everything that's long, narrow, straight, and hard � like icicles, pencils, telephone poles, and such � are by their very nature and existence "phallic symbols." (Why does the phrase "sounding brass and tinkling cymbals come so easily to mind?)
