Elmer Keith and his Inuit guide were coming back to an Arctic village from a caribou hunt when one of the guide's little sons came running out to meet 'em.
"Daddy, Daddy! Johnny fell down 'tween the [bleep]!"
"Oh, he'll get out all right."
"But he's in there head-first!"
Elmer said that when they ran there, two wee legs were waving ever more slowly in the air.
