Not only have I seen a Browning failure first hand but have heard first hand of more than a few accounts of failures in Alaska.
Well, that's utterly f*cking convincing.
Your argument is "BECAUSE I SAID SO AND I POSTED IT ON THE INTERNET AND I SAW IT POSTED ON THE INTERNET, THEREFORE I BELIEVE IT AND IT'S TRUE."
What a f*cking moron. Come up with something better, [bleep].