You haven't been to East TN, we have some of the best looking women in the USA , we do have our share of Lard Asses , but the good looking ones out number them 2 to 1.
My wife is 60 and she can hold her own with most of the younger women around here . Photo of her in her Tux ready for dinner on the cruise ship a few weeks back . No big butt on her 116 lb's

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A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.