I was a diesel mechanic back in '63 when Kennedy was killed. Pretty close to that time, the Mack truck rep stopped in and gave a few of us Zippos with a 14k gold bulldog on them. I quit smoking in '74 but still have the Zippo.

You fellers that use them Bics to start fires with will learn the first time you try to use one at high altitude, especially when it's cool, that they just will not work unless you keep them in a warm pocket and put 'em to use quickly.

The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.