All women speak in 'code'. It's especially hard for someone like me who tends to take everything said at face value at first. I can't stand 'code talkers' in women. That may be why I've reached the point that I don't even like to be around them.
Us men need a way to break the 'code'. Here is just a small start:
If women talk about giving another woman a shower - it has nothing to do with getting wet.
If women talk about chemistry - it has nothing to do with hydrogen, sodium ... etc.