Kelly
Bobbi
Donna

Kelly was fun crazy...throw your hands in the air and yell wahoo because it will soon be over.

Bobbi couldn't sort reality from fantasy so I had no chance but she defied the laws of gravity by standing upright.

Donna made me wonder if every pair of headlights pointed in my direction straddled a grill with my name on it. Found out later that she had been committed which only reinforced my worries.


What would Porter Rockwell do?