Ha! Fat chance!

I've observed bachelorette parties from a safe distance in bars & restaurants, there is no way I would go near one of those fiascos!!

The girls were all saying they wished I could be there with them, and I set them straight in a hurry. It's all well and good for young folks to kick up like that, I'm too old and too much their father to party with them.


"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars