Called my rancher friend a couple weeks back. Told him I was BBQ'in' and getting drunk and having people over. He said he and his wife would love to come by.
Next day he calls and explains that his baler broke down, he had to move some cows out of pasture X and into pasture Y and when he got done with that he had to weld something on his flatbed and sew a horses leg back on and move a barn and wire his shop and hopefully get all those square bales put up and maybe if he has the time get his son to fence that north side after he gets done with the south side and he also has to get his tractor out of pasture Y before the cows are moved into pasture X and....
I was thinkin' 'Fugg...that...[bleep]....'
Travis
